I've been slightly worthless most of the weekend, the tournament has me transfixed. I know a lot of people probably don't appreciate the sport, or respect sports in general because professional athletes are overpayed and
undeservedly idolized. I think these things are true. However, I think there is so much beauty and artistic expression involved with being an athlete and so much that can be...
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undeservedly idolized. I think these things are true. However, I think there is so much beauty and artistic expression involved with being an athlete and so much that can be...
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vulvatron:
not hard of hearing. i just wanted to see if the vibrations were tantilizing. evidentally it wasnt vibrating though, and it just felt warm from my breath, like i was peeing on his genitals. EROTIC? i think so
vulvatron:
i was actually kidding about the erotic part. its pretty gross to me. no urinating, thanks 
Everyone should check out the interview Anabel posted on her page, funny shit. Horny, lonely computer geeks hell bent on innuendo and non sequiturs.
Here's to Vulvatron's oranging nipples.
Here's to Vulvatron's oranging nipples.
vulvatron:
The Landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
Here's the link if you're intrigued.
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
Here's the link if you're intrigued.
chanel:
your 'gets me hot' is pretty fucking funny.
yeah its my first set..more to come. Im going to do some stuff in the summer, I like being outside..my natural habitat you know...
Japanese knives eh?? Well Henckles are my weakness, I think their the best...but I havent done the whole Japanese scene. Are you talking about Global knives?
my favorite restaurant eh...hmmm..couldnt say at the moment...theres a few but nothing has impressed me more than my dad. Hes an executive chef in Jamaica and I still love his cooking...
yeah its my first set..more to come. Im going to do some stuff in the summer, I like being outside..my natural habitat you know...
Japanese knives eh?? Well Henckles are my weakness, I think their the best...but I havent done the whole Japanese scene. Are you talking about Global knives?
my favorite restaurant eh...hmmm..couldnt say at the moment...theres a few but nothing has impressed me more than my dad. Hes an executive chef in Jamaica and I still love his cooking...
so the city of Chicago auctioned off the chance to dye the river green on ebay for $4800, ahhhh...to be rich and bored.
raise a pint everyone...here's to all the green in the world, may it turn orange and bleed blue.
Go Illini!!
raise a pint everyone...here's to all the green in the world, may it turn orange and bleed blue.
Go Illini!!
vulvatron:
how...strange.
i just dyed my nipples green
i just dyed my nipples green
does anyone else have fantasies that include sledge-hammers?
I've been thinking about them for a couple weeks now. One heavy end, a finely lacquered handle, a heavy stinging thud when I strike it against the ground, knocking down walls, bending fences, busting rocks, splitting logs, naked and wet, sweating with blistered hands.
wind up, raise above head, squat and pull down
I've been thinking about them for a couple weeks now. One heavy end, a finely lacquered handle, a heavy stinging thud when I strike it against the ground, knocking down walls, bending fences, busting rocks, splitting logs, naked and wet, sweating with blistered hands.
wind up, raise above head, squat and pull down
foz:
guess not.
Back from Chicago, dinner party went well. Wasn't planning on going but got the big nod on bringing my dog. Couldn't stand leaving him at home for 2 weekends in a row. He was such a good pup. Not too much snarling and barking, I feel for him though, I might bew wary of people if I was abandoned in a box with 6 others...
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vulvatron:
i still havent done the dishes...
the things i would give for a dishwasher
the things i would give for a dishwasher
vulvatron:
haha, no not two boys. I was dating him when he left for iraq, and things got weird with us when he got over there so we decided to just be friends. it will just be weird because i havent talked to him for a few months....and i donno how the current boyfriend is gonna react to it.
Ep.2 Salad Days and the Gray Ebbing
We make our greetings, eyes darting and half smiling we relinquish
custody of the deviled eggs. The Turkey's skin is still pale and
dimpled. Garbage is overflowing in the kitchen, Carla empties an
ashtray. She, rail thin with feathered hair and sunglasses hanging on
to her scalp, looks to the side, lips pursed around a freshly lit
Capri,...
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We make our greetings, eyes darting and half smiling we relinquish
custody of the deviled eggs. The Turkey's skin is still pale and
dimpled. Garbage is overflowing in the kitchen, Carla empties an
ashtray. She, rail thin with feathered hair and sunglasses hanging on
to her scalp, looks to the side, lips pursed around a freshly lit
Capri,...
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so instead, I'm headed to Chicago to visit a friend recovering from surgery, big dinner party, lotsa booze, great food...bringing the pooch, hopefully he won't eat anyones cat.
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foz:
sorry, I'm still knew. I'm just getting this figured out. for me it's been easier if I can follow the train of conversation. how do I do it otherwise?
aurora:
absolutely. better. people don't know that you've replied unless you post in their journal. because we have comment counts for our journals in the top little box. otherwise you won't get responses lots because people won't remember to come back.
if you need to follow the conversation, just go back, read what you wrote, and then reply.
if you need to follow the conversation, just go back, read what you wrote, and then reply.
plans for the weekend, well, finish a project in the dining room that's been going on way too long, study for the GRE, fucker!! why can't they just let me into grad school...just found out yesterday that I graduated college with honors, I had never really looked at my college diploma before, my mom looked at it and said, "OMG, you graduated..." I said, "Must...
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aurora:
sorry, thank you. i'm not really myself these days.. i'm kinda out of it from crying for two days straight. yeah.. lame i know.
foz:
breakup? how long did it last? how long has it been on its way out?
foz:
suave...yeah
It's set. Ink session on Saturday. Can't fuckin' wait. Burn, scrape, bleed!!!
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vulvatron:
Yay for looking at your pictures at my parents' house...and minimizing everytime mom comes in.
foz:
awesome...sounds like me at work. 
will those do for now?
will those do for now?
Well, didn't run into any huge clits while there but I was 2 feet from the Governator (could be a relative of Vulvatron)and I saw Wesley Snipes at this VIP party, he's way smaller than you might think, he's actually about 5'6", very thin guy. There were other professional athletes at dinner but I won't bore you all.
I met this amazing girl while there,...
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vulvatron:
Oh man, if you only knew the trials and tribulations i have with my little dog. I can't even count the number of times that I've stepped in dog shit as i stumble to the bathroom in the morning.
His new deal is peeing on my sheets on my bed, including one of my pillows. I have changed my sheets 3 times this week already. He also chewed a hole in my bean bag chair and started chewing on the styrofoam pellets inside. He's lucky he's cute, otherwise he'd be dead.
I have a lovely headache so I'm gonna sit here and watch TV and be miserable. I slept most of the evening because satan moved into my cranium.
I don't know what you mean about my picture. Its innocent I tell ya.
Almost forgot... Burberry Brit is sex too.
[Edited on Mar 08, 2005 9:11PM]
His new deal is peeing on my sheets on my bed, including one of my pillows. I have changed my sheets 3 times this week already. He also chewed a hole in my bean bag chair and started chewing on the styrofoam pellets inside. He's lucky he's cute, otherwise he'd be dead.
I have a lovely headache so I'm gonna sit here and watch TV and be miserable. I slept most of the evening because satan moved into my cranium.
I don't know what you mean about my picture. Its innocent I tell ya.
Almost forgot... Burberry Brit is sex too.
[Edited on Mar 08, 2005 9:11PM]
vulvatron:
Dexter... He's 2/3 pomeranian and 1/3 chihuahua. He looks like a fluffy chihuahua, basically. Ankle biter. I think he's about 5 lbs now? 9 months old....can't wait to get him neutered.
I'm off to school and work..which will be rough because its 70 degrees outside today. Why is oregon so gorgeous in March? We shall never know.
I'm off to school and work..which will be rough because its 70 degrees outside today. Why is oregon so gorgeous in March? We shall never know.
headed to Columbuss for work tomorrow through the weekend, WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO DO IN COLUMBUS, somebody, please help.
vulvatron:
Wow, roiders scare me. Good luck with that.
Just think about how many of those women on steroids have huuuuge clits now. Almost like small penises. Sexy!...
Just think about how many of those women on steroids have huuuuge clits now. Almost like small penises. Sexy!...
krystalstarr:
Kinda like Chyna Doll? Random, I know..but she knows what I'm talking about. Hi to you, too.