firetender11

Making Love to A Woman:

MAKING COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

LAYING A CARPET
Laying a carpet is.. very much like making...
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7 Kinds of Sex

SMURF SEX: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
KITCHEN SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
BEDROOM SEX: This is when you have been...
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Boobies

A Pirate walks into a bar, the bar tender says to him "hey there Cap'n you've got your ships wheel stuck to your pants", "arr I know" says the pirate "its drivin me nuts"

I was confronted by a woman on the bus the other day doing her crossword puzzle and she asked me what a four letter word for snatch was, I offered what I thought was the answer but got a dirty look and almost a slap to the face, I guess the real answer was GRAB

Nothing like saying goodbye to a bad habit, Its official now as of 3:20 am Tuesday February 22 2011 I'm officially quit as a smoker, no more stinky clothes, no more bad breath, no more missing opportunities for love and lungs are going to finally get a chance to heal and do their job more efficiently, over time of course, its going to be a...
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Yet another failed attempt at finding love, dating can be a real pain in the ass, just wish the perfect person could come along and accept me for me, that being said I'm not ogreish or nasty just a regular guy looking for someone to share my love with

Thinking about starting a group for people in Ontario, either gals or guys, can't get into the Ontario SG group so might as well make one for all thoughts?

Happy Valentines Day to all you pretty ladies, I may be single but still have a big heart

Is there a minimum amount of membership time needed to create a regional group?

I think I met my dream girl today, she drinks scotch, is as hot as fire, damb fine body, likes fishing, and probably a wild cat in bed, but of course she has a boyfriend who I doubt she will ever leave

Cleaning day, just gotta get my ass in gear and all should be good, still thinking about when and where to get next inking, chest or calf