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Fuck it.
Thanksgiving is too far away.
I'm Baking a turkey today.
Also, I learned to crochet!
Have fun at work, suckers.

-Gina
kiss

Update 9:02am:
Okay.. for some godawful reason I decided to do my grocery shopping on foot. Good exercise I guess. But I must have been carrying like 50 pounds. Ugh!

Update 12:12pm:
Preparing that turkey for baking is the Goddamn grossest thing...
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alpo:
Meh. I'm really not that smart. I just like to hear myself babble.
katblue:
awwww.... you crocheted!!!!!!!!!! *WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
kiss

Your turkey story is one of the funniest things I've seen/read in a very long time. Thank you. smile

Go look at my journal for cute baby goodness! kiss
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I had a pretty good day yesterday.
Went shopping with Rod's grandma.
Went to Kohl's Big Lots and Wal-Mart.
(A hearty fuck you if you don't like wal-mart.)
We must have shopped about 5 hours.
Every dollar spent like ten too.
I fit about 30 shopping bags in the trunk of the car.
No kidding.
And I only spent about 180 dollars.
Today will be...
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susan:
I promise what we got you is neither of those gay things. When I worked in that shoe store for three weeks those tiny chuck taylors made me want an anklebiter of my own just so I could dress him/her up in them. They're way cute.
d_day:
three months eh? i'm glad for you. i too hate those ginormous strollers. they are so not needed. glad you got the chucks too. those things freakin rule.
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Hahahah...
So yesterday my lil sis Beckah moved
away from home for the first time.
She is living in Texas now.
On her way there they stopped in Phoenix,
she said she forgot something.
My parents were alerady in her room
ripping up the carpet and taking trash out
getting ready to paint and remodel.
Apparently what she forgot at home was
a six inch...
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fpkk:
That's one pretty good anecdote there. biggrin
susan:
Oh pft, that's ok. I need to decide if it's better that I move back to New Mexico, or stay here. If you give Stephen the soap he can gift wrap it for me.
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Whew.
Well today I found out that I am officially 10 weeks preggers.
I was really worried when I found out because i've been
smoking ridiculous amounts of weed for the past
4 years including the last 2 months.
(Before Friday ago.)
Everything looks fine.
I quit smoking and drinking the second I found out.
And I refuse to even be around secondhand smoke.
I...
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susan:
He said he's doing that again.
I said SIGH.
himguy:
She called me 'Velma'.
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The only thing that sucks about finding out you are preggers.
Is being preggers.
Since i've been puking regularly for something like 2 or
more weeks, i've now made it into an artform.
Whilst puking into the bowl, I can describe what it tastes like
to Rod from the other room.
Today it was 'aww aww, eww Doritos'.
I can also continue blowdrying my hair...
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quirky:
Huge juggs? Two Gs are necessary. Pics mebbe for jones soda?
susan:
Oh, always. You're welcome. Cheers to huge jugs.
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Dearest internet friends.

To whomever may be concerned or interested:

FiendClub and RodHazard
are proud to announce that we will be welcoming a baby into this world, after 5 long years of trying to conceive.
We are both scared and excited, but ready for this.

As many of you know, I like to drink, smoke, and smoke pot.
All of that ends today. no kidding...
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msashleypaige:
my hair turned like the same color as yours in your profile pic, except a bit brighter.


i don't want to put any more chemicals on it though. I can't get my fingers through it, brush it or anything frown
fenstar:
CONGRATS on the impending biggrin
Keep us updated in the 420 group too

kiss
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Went back to work today.
Not feeling very sick anymore.
Had a VERY busy day.
Tomorrow will be insane as well.
Went to go visit the guys at the sign shop.
Spent a HUGE portion of my check.
I finally got paid!
Bought the new South Park.
Also picked up Beavis and Butthead.
Had mexican food for dinner with Rod.
I so love that guy....
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thefreak:
Gah, that's a buzzkill. frown

-TM
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FUCK I HATE BURNING BRIDGES
mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
I cant even BEGIN to tell you how fucking pissed off and bloody annoyed I am with a few fucking assholes I used to call friends. Jesus fucking Christ!! If I had a gun that could reach that far i'd blow his fucking brains out. Wanna guess who it was? Ill give you two choices, any answer would be correct....
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katblue:
frown kiss kiss kiss Wish I could help. frown
fpkk:
frown

I could say 'cock' again if it would amuse. wink
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Well, work sent me home.
So I got nothin.
Gonna be a boring day.
Time for breakfast.
Maybe some Gamecubing.
Pot is good for an upset tummy, right?
I haven't eaten since like breakfast yesterday.
Im huuuuuuunnnngry.
And I had 13 hours of sleep.
But i'm still tired.
I fucking get paaaaid friday!!!
And Rod has cashed out his PTO!!!
And he gets paid also!!!...
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goodlnck:
I'm studying for an introduction to psychology exam and it popped up in my notes. I have no idea what it means.
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Update:

I am not dying.
When you get really stoned, you forget things.
Sometimes I forget who I chatted with the night before.
This morning I thought I was puking up blood.
I was very worried and almost went to the emergency room.
Last night I got real high.
And consumed a 99cent bag of flaming hot cheetos.
Annnnd, I puked them up this morning....
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hellomrworld:
hot cheetos sounds icky .. .i prefer them as orange food ... sounds like a tough day
thefreak:
Aww. frown

Hope you feel better. kiss kiss

-TM