Books that are sitting around waiting for me to read/finish reading them are:
LOTR 1,2, and 3
Geek Love
Stay(lesbian fiction whoo)
The Last Time I Wore A Dress
I'm back at school, huzzah! I am so very happy. And my cheeks are getting much better, although now that the swelling is going down I am being continually reminded of how very long the barbells...
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LOTR 1,2, and 3
Geek Love
Stay(lesbian fiction whoo)
The Last Time I Wore A Dress
I'm back at school, huzzah! I am so very happy. And my cheeks are getting much better, although now that the swelling is going down I am being continually reminded of how very long the barbells...
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Ohh man.
Savannah's dad won't stop talking to me and I'm so drunka nd I"m pretending to be fine and it's ve ry hard because I am in fact quite drujknk that is drunk.
Our plane leaves L.A. in a few hours so we have to go sona dn I finallhy finished packing in spite of beinbg so very drunk on whisky quite a fine...
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Savannah's dad won't stop talking to me and I'm so drunka nd I"m pretending to be fine and it's ve ry hard because I am in fact quite drujknk that is drunk.
Our plane leaves L.A. in a few hours so we have to go sona dn I finallhy finished packing in spite of beinbg so very drunk on whisky quite a fine...
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seldon:
Thats a sweet drunk post. good luck with the transition.
Went shopping with humberthumbert yesterday. Fell in love with a pushy salesgirl/boutique owner. She was on the chubby side of hot and was wearing a fishnet shirt, a black vest, and suspenders, and is going marry me. I let her dress me in a fleece leopard-print miniskirt with matching leg warmers. Is that love or what?
Savvy was looking very Manny Santos-esquely bootilicious.
I looked...
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Savvy was looking very Manny Santos-esquely bootilicious.
I looked...
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rickroyal:
Ah, that is indeed love.
Don't get me wrong, I'm fully aware that Elwes is the better actor than Grant. Indeed, having recently rewatched a goodly amount of Elwes movies makes me think he's an even better actor than I was previously suspecting. It's just that he's good in a not to cuddly way. A bit like Anthony Hopkins. Great actor, but the masses rarely think, "I love that man," which, sadly, seems to be a requirement for stardom in this country.
I know I had a point, but I've lost it. mea culpa.
Don't get me wrong, I'm fully aware that Elwes is the better actor than Grant. Indeed, having recently rewatched a goodly amount of Elwes movies makes me think he's an even better actor than I was previously suspecting. It's just that he's good in a not to cuddly way. A bit like Anthony Hopkins. Great actor, but the masses rarely think, "I love that man," which, sadly, seems to be a requirement for stardom in this country.
I know I had a point, but I've lost it. mea culpa.
pulloffmywings:
yeah, i love a little meat on the bones, somethin so sexy about it..... mmmmhmmmm
I am about to die from watching/reading things that are fucking hilarious beyond belief but aren't supposed to be.
I'm watching Showgirls, for starters. What a dangerous, malicious, back-stabbing, homo-erotic life the world of erotic dancing is.
Better by FAR is reading the collected works of David Gonterman. They have made my life whole. I cannot emphasize this enough. Mad props to 665 for...
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I'm watching Showgirls, for starters. What a dangerous, malicious, back-stabbing, homo-erotic life the world of erotic dancing is.
Better by FAR is reading the collected works of David Gonterman. They have made my life whole. I cannot emphasize this enough. Mad props to 665 for...
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pulloffmywings:
may? heh, i don't know if i can wait that long..... 
pulloffmywings:
you can't send em in before that?
Note: A friend and I once decided that it was silly to imply that things are bad by saying that they "suck" or "blow", because hey, let's face it, who doesn't want head? So rather than sucking or blowing, things that are sub-par "fellate poorly" and that is that.
Work is fellating quite poorly indeed today. My goddam cheeks hurt though not so much as...
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Work is fellating quite poorly indeed today. My goddam cheeks hurt though not so much as...
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rickroyal:
No survivors? Need help disposing of the bodies?
Sorry to hear about the fellatially imparied work environment. Perhaps some hypnosis would help.
Elwes' name might be holding him back, but I'm more inclined to believe it's the double-whammy of being English and working in comedy more than drama. Not that that stopped Hugh Grant from becoming a star, but, well, you know.
Sorry to hear about the fellatially imparied work environment. Perhaps some hypnosis would help.
Elwes' name might be holding him back, but I'm more inclined to believe it's the double-whammy of being English and working in comedy more than drama. Not that that stopped Hugh Grant from becoming a star, but, well, you know.
starisea:
I just saw your stairway SG hopefuls post, and I had to say that you absolutely made my day ! I like your moxy girl! 
And there was much giggling (and boobies!).
And there was much giggling (and boobies!).
mikefool:
hmmm
well if you are ever into guys, I had this great idea last night. You can marry me and sleep with who ever you want and never even touch me. You just get free health and dental and I get someone who is weirder than me. Win win baby!!!!!
although the fox/robinhood from disney..kinky even for me!!!
(great huh.. my big line of morality is no sex with animated animals
priesthood here I come!!
well if you are ever into guys, I had this great idea last night. You can marry me and sleep with who ever you want and never even touch me. You just get free health and dental and I get someone who is weirder than me. Win win baby!!!!!
although the fox/robinhood from disney..kinky even for me!!!
(great huh.. my big line of morality is no sex with animated animals
priesthood here I come!!
seldon:
nice cheeks! I really gotta get some money or buddy up to someone that know piercing. all my friends are pussies.
Wow, I just watched the greatest movie EVER. It's called Lord of the G-strings and it's the greatest porno the world has ever known. Starring Dildo Saggins and Araporn! And they were throbbits! From Throbbiton! I want to be from Throbbiton! It sounds like such a magical place... 
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minimalism:
I only have a kajillion comments, because I've been updating the same journal entry for the last two weeks. I've been on vacation since then and that post has the stories of all my wacky hijinx. But I'm glad I could make your day. I'm hoping we can keep in touch, if you'ld like.
seldon:
its from the same magical company that brought us Playmate of the Apes!
I cannot seem to get enough Maynard lately. I have been a Tool/APC listening fiend. I need to get my ass to a record store this weekend.
Took a long (2 1/2 hour) lunch and drove with the rest of the marketing crew out to lunch, that was cool. And then Savannah and I got picked up an hour early at 3pm, so this was...
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Took a long (2 1/2 hour) lunch and drove with the rest of the marketing crew out to lunch, that was cool. And then Savannah and I got picked up an hour early at 3pm, so this was...
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mikefool:
Do you ever have a happy fluffy bunny day? Like just wake up and think hey I'm hot and people love what I have to say? You should, It's true
mikey
mikey
seldon:
wow. those rock.
There's a shadow just behind me,
shrouding every breath I take,
making every promise empty,
pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler
who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path called "must we"
just before the son has come.
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start...
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shrouding every breath I take,
making every promise empty,
pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler
who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path called "must we"
just before the son has come.
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start...
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mikefool:
I love TOOL! er... I didn't mean that in the penis sense. Oh great now everyone things I don't like women. God no wonder I can't get a girl to hit on me!! Stupid mikey stupid!!!!!
So yesterday was fun.
My aunt didn't flake like I was afraid she would, and instead we had a fantastic time. She was very cool about my appearance now, and very interested in my body mods. We went to the Huntington Botanical Gardens and ate about a thousand tiny sandwiches. I got my ego stroked nearly to ejaculation. We're getting together again on Friday.
I...
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My aunt didn't flake like I was afraid she would, and instead we had a fantastic time. She was very cool about my appearance now, and very interested in my body mods. We went to the Huntington Botanical Gardens and ate about a thousand tiny sandwiches. I got my ego stroked nearly to ejaculation. We're getting together again on Friday.
I...
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rickroyal:
Time seems to have sped up. I don't understand it myself.
Gotta love the ego stroking. Got some of that yesterday. Felt quite good.
Gotta love the ego stroking. Got some of that yesterday. Felt quite good.
seldon:
If i wasn't so generally disgusted with my body I would probably do the same. Instead I just write crappy stuff.
Sitting around listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and waiting for my aunt to come pick me up for our day on the town. She hasn't seen since I was a demure, nerdy child of about 13 and has no idea how I've turned out, so this should be interesting.
In other news, here is what I'm pretty sure is my new favorite computer art...
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In other news, here is what I'm pretty sure is my new favorite computer art...
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sprsonic:
ahhh...hipbones
seldon:
its amazing how alien and beautiful the human body can look.
-lostarchitect