I'm cleaning the apartment because my parents are coming to visit from PA this weekend. I've learned a few things while doing this:
#1. The kitchen floor is old and disgusting. With lots of permanent discolorations. Even when it's clean it still looks dirty.
#2. Shaving Henjin0's mohawk once a week sure makes the bathroom hairy.
#3. After picking up all that hair and...
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#1. The kitchen floor is old and disgusting. With lots of permanent discolorations. Even when it's clean it still looks dirty.
#2. Shaving Henjin0's mohawk once a week sure makes the bathroom hairy.
#3. After picking up all that hair and...
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hor:
Exhibiting hostile behavior towards the plaintiff and online public drunkenness are not advisable tactics for defending your case.
**I see you have edited your original post. Perhaps a settlement in the form of Mamba Fruit Chews may be reached.
Exhibiting hostile behavior towards the plaintiff and online public drunkenness are not advisable tactics for defending your case.
**I see you have edited your original post. Perhaps a settlement in the form of Mamba Fruit Chews may be reached.
Sephora update:
Well, this is my 3rd week at sephora. I like it there but I feel I am not nearly trendy enough. Some of the girls there are a little snobby towards me- but they are young and think they know everything. I'm not really worried about it. No one has any idea what type of person I am, and I've not really shared...
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Well, this is my 3rd week at sephora. I like it there but I feel I am not nearly trendy enough. Some of the girls there are a little snobby towards me- but they are young and think they know everything. I'm not really worried about it. No one has any idea what type of person I am, and I've not really shared...
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tiassalada:
why do they hate MAC? Bleh, pay no attention to those brats.It's all jut insecurity when people act that way. I'll probably stop in sometime this week to buy some lip liners.Gotta stock up now that they will soon be discontinued
I forgot just how much it sucks to work weekends.
hor:
I don't think there's a single character on "King of the Hill" that makes me horny. But Dale Gribble makes me laugh really fucking hard.
Working weekends is da bomb, yo! Especially when you work all week too.
I don't think there's a single character on "King of the Hill" that makes me horny. But Dale Gribble makes me laugh really fucking hard.
Working weekends is da bomb, yo! Especially when you work all week too.
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hor:
Apparently the woman that actually voices Spinelli also voices Bobby Hill.
Apparently the woman that actually voices Spinelli also voices Bobby Hill.
tiassalada:
honey there is so much WTF (I already have figured out) it's not even funny.
And what's up with that kid of his, shit talk about getting hit with the ugly stick!!!
Don't you mean ICE CREAM???
He's into SST.
And what's up with that kid of his, shit talk about getting hit with the ugly stick!!!
Don't you mean ICE CREAM???
He's into SST.
I've decide that I have a huge crush on Jon Lajoie 
I have no idea why, it all started with that "Show me your Genitals" video.
In other news, it's Sunday afternoon and henjin0's coming home today!
I have no idea why, it all started with that "Show me your Genitals" video.
In other news, it's Sunday afternoon and henjin0's coming home today!
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tiassalada:
It's your fault. I should have saved the cans and made you a PBR hat!
hor:
I saw his song about it. So then I had to see what the hell it was. Meh, pretty sure it's just chocolate ice cream.
I saw his song about it. So then I had to see what the hell it was. Meh, pretty sure it's just chocolate ice cream.
I want to be in Chicago too! I'm jealous of henjin0, Suicide_Earl and Tritone because they're all going to Chicago to have fun and watch roller derby while I'm here working. 
Sometimes I wish I was still jobless.
Oh well, I'm having a girls night tomorrow. So HA!
Sometimes I wish I was still jobless.
Oh well, I'm having a girls night tomorrow. So HA!
vintage651:
errr.. I just saw henjin0 get out of a limousine with 3 "ladies of the evening", and head into the St. Paul Grand Hotel. Also, the MNRG All Star season doesn't start until September.
Just sayin'...
Just sayin'...
I saw this video in a group I'm in and I wanted to share it! It's especially true for this site...this is like the douchebag theme song!
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tiassalada:
I just took out his tires at "toy's are us"
hor:
Whatevs. I've dated women older than you're husband.
Whatevs. I've dated women older than you're husband.
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ellette:
OOoooh I love babies!!!
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tiassalada:
LOL, OMG!!! I like the "South Scranton Barbie" .
They need to have "Dominatrix Barbie and Submissive Ken" Ball gags and strap ons sold separately.
They need to have "Dominatrix Barbie and Submissive Ken" Ball gags and strap ons sold separately.
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tiassalada:
ahahaha!!!
OH NO YOU DI-IN-T!!!
What's up with these guys who hit on me on line? Why must they all be cut from the same cloth of stupidity?
I had some ice cream at Rosedale and it gave me the shits. I think I need to put this on my profile.
"Lactose intolerant blonde seeks codependent asshole with lots of baggage?"
OH NO YOU DI-IN-T!!!
What's up with these guys who hit on me on line? Why must they all be cut from the same cloth of stupidity?
I had some ice cream at Rosedale and it gave me the shits. I think I need to put this on my profile.
"Lactose intolerant blonde seeks codependent asshole with lots of baggage?"
tiassalada:
oh and you have to like jerking off in the woods, have kids and be divorced.
Watched the Olympics with the hubster for most of the day yesterday. We went to bed last night around 11pm and swimming was on. Woke up this morning, turned on the tv....and swimming is on. WTF?
I can haz sumthing else plz?
***edit***
Right after I wrote this, mens beach volley ball came on. I can handle that!
I can haz sumthing else plz?
***edit***
Right after I wrote this, mens beach volley ball came on. I can handle that!
tiassalada:
kewl, we kan all go 2getter on a piknik and drink sum home made whine. He iz a big boy u know
The first "real" day at sephora went well! I caught on really quickly and was doing fine within the first few minutes. A few things confused me, but not a lot.
The only problem I have is that I want to buy everything.
The only problem I have is that I want to buy everything.
Geeez. I need to get me one of those wifey things. I've been shaving my own hair and sweeping it up every week since 7th grade. I could use a break. Maybe when the economy turns around I look into one of those Russian mailorders.