So I went and saw "Monster" tonight. I wasn't 100% on what it was even about, but I dig Christina Ricci and I really have no beef with Charlize, so I went to check it out. Charlize made herself quite the pound-chub, packing on an extra 30 lbs. of ass. Her skin was horrible. She had a jacked up grill. I think there were like...
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Okay, my new favorite thing that I can't help but laugh at (loud mind you - and I'm the ONLY one) is when a movie somehow manages to work the title of the movie into the regular ole' dialogue of the script. Immediatele I hear the band in the background..."BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOOOOOM". Like it's been long in the waiting and finally revealed......
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alley_:
Sorry for the late reply. My friend ended up stealing me for the weekend. But this coming up weekend she has off and we would like to go out again. I am only 19 and she is 20 so this will put a damper on where to go. I know of a great sushi place that lets us drink. Do you like sushi?
xoxo
Alley
xoxo
Alley
lamia1:
[Edited on Feb 04, 2004 2:37AM]
[Edited on Feb 04, 2004 2:37AM]
Okay kiddies, here's a little semi-autobiographical memoir I wrote. If you make it through it, feel free to leave your comments....
"Sarah Whom I LIKE Like"
Her name was Sarah, or was it Sandra. Wait, Samantha? No, it was Sarah. I dont know and it doesnt really matter. The story pretty much plays itself out the same, but Ill never forget her. She was, in...
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"Sarah Whom I LIKE Like"
Her name was Sarah, or was it Sandra. Wait, Samantha? No, it was Sarah. I dont know and it doesnt really matter. The story pretty much plays itself out the same, but Ill never forget her. She was, in...
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alley_:
My friend and I wanted to go out Saturday night, any suggestions?
xoxo
Alley
xoxo
Alley
lamia1:
your story made me smile and go ahhhhhh. 
I went to 20/20 tonight and picked up a couple of previously viewed DVDs (Meatballs and The Good Girl if it matters). Something that really amuses me is how guys who come into the store SOLEY for porn, do their best to make it look like theyre there for anything BUT that. They come on in. They quickly stroll the new release section. They'll stop...
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sprsonic:
Meatballs! man that movie is funny.
susannahjoy:
tehachapi's a couple hours northeast of you. in between bakersfield and mojave. and thanks!
After some intense pondering I've finally been able to narrow it down. Alas, my top five favorite/funniest bumper stickers...
No. 5) Jesus was my copilot but we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him.
No. 4) What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
No. 3) Pretty much anything with Calvin peeing on it.
No. 2) Mondale / Ferraro '84...
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No. 5) Jesus was my copilot but we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him.
No. 4) What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
No. 3) Pretty much anything with Calvin peeing on it.
No. 2) Mondale / Ferraro '84...
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Well it's a new year. A new year chock full of new resolutions. This year, I fully intend to collect as many pictures of my friends' and family's refridgerators and display them, where else, but on MY refridgerator. I don't know why or what I hope to accomplish, but I'm sure it's gotta' bring some kind of good luck or something. Submissions welcome.
virgins_prayer:
Hey that sounds like a fun idea...
spaceheater:
That reminds me of a story my friend wrote about refridgerators being related to eachother and being able to communicate. So it sounds like your fridge is gonna have pictures of it's family stuck to it. That should make it happy 
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.Well, the holidays have come and gone and what would christmas be without the traditional ten pound, louisville slugger of a candy cane that my grandmother gives me each year? Mmmmmmmm... I've just about slubbered one end down to a nice, stake-like point. Time to go out and hunt down all the christmas vampires.
ivy:
My grandmother used to give me one of those as well. And a box of those "storybook" lifesavers. Now she's dead. I don't really miss it any. 
facetious73:
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[Edited on Jan 04, 2004 4:02PM]
Well, the holidays have come and gone and what would christmas be without the traditional ten pound, louisville slugger of a candy cane that my grandmother gives me each year. Mmmm... I've just about slubbered one end down to a nice, stake-like point. Time to go out and hunt down all the christmas vampires.
Man it'd be cool to date a girl that was "bi" and it actually mean "bisexual". So far the only "bi" girls I have met turned out to be "bipolar". And really, that's just not quite the same.
Man, X-mas is damn near here. Anyone know where I can get a mistle-toe belt buckle?
god i'm getting semi-colon damage.
there's a buncha good acts at the record label.
...and now, back to the show
[Edited on Jan 25, 2004 1:36PM]