facetious73:
me
Okay...
RYAN'S ODDLY BENEFICIAL TIP OF THE DAY...
After a three and a half year case study conducted by myself, I have hereby concluded that in the probable occurence that one does find themselves in the unfortunate situation of being without "official" toilet paper, it is in fact napkins from Subway restaurants that serve as the most pleasing substitute. I have found their textures to...
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RYAN'S ODDLY BENEFICIAL TIP OF THE DAY...
After a three and a half year case study conducted by myself, I have hereby concluded that in the probable occurence that one does find themselves in the unfortunate situation of being without "official" toilet paper, it is in fact napkins from Subway restaurants that serve as the most pleasing substitute. I have found their textures to...
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alley_:
Hahahaha! I had to send that to every one I know. Well at least every male I know.
Anyway, love the entry and yes that was a very odd tip, but thanks for sharing.
Anyway, love the entry and yes that was a very odd tip, but thanks for sharing.
toothpickmoe:
I've also found that notebook paper, cumpled and flattened several times, makes for a good replacement, in a pinch. And very durable too. You just have to make sure you smooth out all the rough corners... 
If anyone wants to get me anything for Jesus' alleged birthday I wouldn't mind any of the following...
1. mistletoe beltbuckle (still looking)
2. talking Mr. T doll
3. Book of Lifesavers
4. cuter toes
5. $20 in Sacajawea coins
I haven't gotten lists from anyone yet so, as of now everyone's getting Doritos...
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1. mistletoe beltbuckle (still looking)
2. talking Mr. T doll
3. Book of Lifesavers
4. cuter toes
5. $20 in Sacajawea coins
I haven't gotten lists from anyone yet so, as of now everyone's getting Doritos...
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toothpickmoe:
I could always use some more meat pants.
suzy_kabloozy:
Well, I have a plethora of mistletoe that I brought back from the North Pole last Saturday. How appropriate that it could be used to spread love at the South Pole, too! I mean, Christmas is a giving season.
WARNING! - STOLEN JOURNAL ENTRY
I went to see Avril Lavigne at the Disney Music Hall last night with the parentals and Aunt Arlene. I don't know how many people out there under the age of 50 knows who Mr. Keillor is, but suffice to say it, he was the BEST Guidance Counselor I ever had.
And the Music Hall. Goody-goody-gum-drops, that place is amazake!...
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I went to see Avril Lavigne at the Disney Music Hall last night with the parentals and Aunt Arlene. I don't know how many people out there under the age of 50 knows who Mr. Keillor is, but suffice to say it, he was the BEST Guidance Counselor I ever had.
And the Music Hall. Goody-goody-gum-drops, that place is amazake!...
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toothpickmoe:
You fucking thieving bastard. I'm going to hunt you down and skin you alive. Death to you, you facetious ninny, you! 
suzy_kabloozy:
Sounds crazy...
This journal entry is here to serve no other purpose, but to get rid of the one that has been there since Thanksgiving...Enjoy...
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karebeer:
you should put up a christmas one.. then you wont have to update til new years!!!! 
happy holidays!!
happy holidays!!
toothpickmoe:
Wheeeeeeee!
Well, all seems quiet on the SG homefront, so with a gut full of various starch and giblet substances I will retire to my humble lair, pack myself a nightcap and surrender to the sleepiness which I aquired somewhere around 5:47pm this evening...Right around the time I sopped up that last little gob o' gravy with a poppyseed "dinner knot"... So that's it...I'm maxed out....Done.....Time...
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toothpickmoe:
Good to see you had time to get on the ol' SG before beddy-bye time. Happy post Turkey Day hangover...blaaah.
toothpickmoe:
This is never going to work if you keep stealing my favorites.
Yes, it's just me again.
Yes, it's just me again.
Here's a little tip for anyone faced with the dilema of what to bring to your Thanksgiving dinner....
Volunteer to bring dessert....Seriously folkes, there is ZERO preparation involved...It's easy, stress free, no clean up, and EVERYONE eats dessert on Thanksgiving so you'll be the star of the show...
(Fuck that famous green bean casserole that your mom used to make...Trust me, someone else will bring...
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Volunteer to bring dessert....Seriously folkes, there is ZERO preparation involved...It's easy, stress free, no clean up, and EVERYONE eats dessert on Thanksgiving so you'll be the star of the show...
(Fuck that famous green bean casserole that your mom used to make...Trust me, someone else will bring...
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toothpickmoe:
S'funny, cause that's what I'm bringing. And no dishes for me, a concillatory e-mail is enough to heal the familial wounds.
Some people are so passionate about banning prayer from public schools...That's fine, but by god I'm taking a stand too....No more magic tricks at church!...I'm so sick of the double standard...
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toothpickmoe:
I had a late night. Stayed in bed and read the paper until about a half hour ago.
I'll stand with you on that topic, by george.
I'll stand with you on that topic, by george.
adora:
Thanks, sweetie!! 
Welcome back!
Welcome back! Well it's been a long time since I have been away...Did I miss anything?
toothpickmoe:
What up sucka?
Nice to see you no longer grey.
Nice to see you no longer grey.
kasara:
uhm.... i don't remember removing you. I actually remember who you are. lol
I do remove people from time to time but that's because I forget who the hell they are and they never talk to me anyways.
A few people disappeared from my friends list the other day, but I don't know how long you've been gone. heh
I do remove people from time to time but that's because I forget who the hell they are and they never talk to me anyways.
A few people disappeared from my friends list the other day, but I don't know how long you've been gone. heh
Hey kiddies,
Sorry I haven't been around much. I lost my immediate internet access, but I drop a bill on a crad at the local cafe. Seems pretty cool. Open 24 hours, snack bar, and more cuties that you shake a stick at. Which I don't think you should do anyway because you really shouldn't be shaking any sticks at anyone, let alone a pretty...
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Sorry I haven't been around much. I lost my immediate internet access, but I drop a bill on a crad at the local cafe. Seems pretty cool. Open 24 hours, snack bar, and more cuties that you shake a stick at. Which I don't think you should do anyway because you really shouldn't be shaking any sticks at anyone, let alone a pretty...
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alley_:
OMG...you're alive. hehe I kid.
You better be going to the burlesque show on Friday.
You better be going to the burlesque show on Friday.
I never realized just how similar the $.99 Store is to the Island of Misfit Toys. I mean, every failed and fucked up product ever presented to the public that we in turn, "passed" on is at the $.99 Store. They've got Butterfinger cocoa mix, pixie stix that contain, check this, peanut butter. You bet your sweet ass they've got chocolate Twizzlers, Fem-Tax tampons, or...
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alley_:
Yup that's right. I'm going to the Friday show. Hopefully see you there.
wan:
hey dude. how have you been? well there finally is another WACO LA gig and it doesn't even conflict with SGB. thurs. the 13th @ Tangier which is at the top of hillhurst near los felix blvd. yoou might see it advertised with Mark E. Smith of the Fall but as of yesterday he had cancelled.
How can you ask how I'm doing when everything do screams that I miss you?
How can you procede to dance through the days knowing they no longer play "our song"?
How can I convince you that it wasn't me you fell for, but a bad imitation of myself?
I can't. I can't because you just aren't around anymore.
How can you procede to dance through the days knowing they no longer play "our song"?
How can I convince you that it wasn't me you fell for, but a bad imitation of myself?
I can't. I can't because you just aren't around anymore.