It's always a blessing to help those in need...Nothing warms my heart more than to be able to contribute that last thirty cents that bridges the gap between some drunken vagrant and his Whopper Jr...Catch them off guard with a "2 for 1" coupon and you're liable to even score yourself a hug...But I guess if you hate hugs you might not want to do...
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I've aquired a new grievance today...Instantly I know your wondering what, so naturally I'll tell you...Actually I didn't just come upon this grievance today...This one's been a brewin' for quite some time...I'm afraid I just don't understand why the word "wigger" has become completely accepted, and often found to be a humorous reference, to a caucasion male highly influenced by the african-american culture. It seems...
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suzy_kabloozy:
Well, I'm sitting here on Sunday morning with my bong, preparing for the inevitable day of work, and listening to Rubber Soul. Then I remembered that this was what makes you happy ... me, too ... so I came over to say high!
Apparently if I am to believe the above poster, I recently missed your birthday ... but I don't know you so what do you expect?
~Suzy
Apparently if I am to believe the above poster, I recently missed your birthday ... but I don't know you so what do you expect?
~Suzy
toolgirl:
Happy Valentine's Day!
edit - re: choke. I remember breezing through that book. When I got near the end I kept putting it down because I didn't want it to be over! One of my favs of all time!
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edit - re: choke. I remember breezing through that book. When I got near the end I kept putting it down because I didn't want it to be over! One of my favs of all time!
[Edited on Feb 14, 2005 5:00PM]
I can't believe I just had one of those ridiculous incidents where you type up some truly golden journal entry only to somehow lose it all before you can save it...Fuck this silliness, I'm going to have a cigarette...
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toothpickmoe:
C'est la vie mother-phreaker.
suzy_kabloozy:
Such a shame as I enjoy your sardonic wit and cruelty very much.
So I'm at work today, and the music is just fuckin' phenomenal...They were playing Nick Drake, a little later on I'm doing my thing and were getting the Dead, a little later, same channel, they're playing Wilco...Nobody ever plays Wilco, especially this particular Wilco song...I go up to check out the DMX because this is a channel I want to remember so we can play...
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toothpickmoe:
Shit, work is a hell of lot cooler than I thought it was.
Shakey's was random, but a blast.
I have to go to Jones' soon.
Shakey's was random, but a blast.
I have to go to Jones' soon.
suzy_kabloozy:
I want DMX radio if they play that stuff.
............................burp.
alley_:
HOT!
toothpickmoe:
Excuse you.
Trying to take a stab at writing/playing my first song so I can join the musically unelite in the "Hall of Suckage"... So here's what I've got...Think very Elvis Presley-ish...Kind of a TUNKA TUNKA TUNKA type thing...
"TONIGHT WE'LL SOIL THE LINENS"
Somethin's goin' on baby and it just ain't right.
Seems anymore these days we only fuck n' fight.
You hate my posse and...
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"TONIGHT WE'LL SOIL THE LINENS"
Somethin's goin' on baby and it just ain't right.
Seems anymore these days we only fuck n' fight.
You hate my posse and...
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derivation:
I actually sang this in my head. Brilliant. Mention how good the "soiling" is after the fighting.
solaris:
thanks, i like it 
I feel as though I need to keep up more with this friggin' journal, but truth is I am without witty anecdote this evening...Oh well, I guess I'll just itemize the contents of my bag...
1. Composition Book
2. Elmore Leonard novel (western, "Hombre")
3. ipod
4. pen (black)
5. highlighter (green)
6. extra lighter (orange)
7. beanie
8. cell phone
9. Burger King coupon...
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1. Composition Book
2. Elmore Leonard novel (western, "Hombre")
3. ipod
4. pen (black)
5. highlighter (green)
6. extra lighter (orange)
7. beanie
8. cell phone
9. Burger King coupon...
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toothpickmoe:
Man bag! Man bag over here!
derivation:
Man Purse! Can I get a price check on the Italian leather man purse?
Okay...time for a "Crazy 8"...for best results, don't think - just go!....
1. Moon or Stars?
2. Black or Pinto?
3. Rocks or Scissors?
4. Wookies or Ewoks?
5. Crayola or Granola?
6. Bo or Luke?
7. Iced Tea or Ice T?
8. Kittie or Cookie?
Now just sit back...review your answers...who knew huh?...Now YOU do...
~(R)~
1. Moon or Stars?
2. Black or Pinto?
3. Rocks or Scissors?
4. Wookies or Ewoks?
5. Crayola or Granola?
6. Bo or Luke?
7. Iced Tea or Ice T?
8. Kittie or Cookie?
Now just sit back...review your answers...who knew huh?...Now YOU do...
~(R)~
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toothpickmoe:
Moon
Black
Scissors
Wookies
Crayola (because of that damned song at work)
Bo (again, beacuse of work)
Ice T (can't do the caffeine, bastard)
Kittie (she's so much hotter (Wha?))
Seriously random evening. Right on.
Black
Scissors
Wookies
Crayola (because of that damned song at work)
Bo (again, beacuse of work)
Ice T (can't do the caffeine, bastard)
Kittie (she's so much hotter (Wha?))
Seriously random evening. Right on.
alley_:
1. What perfume (if any) do you most often wear? Love Spell by Victoria Secret
2. Why has nearly every single movie Angelina Jolie has done since "Gia" and "Girl Interrupted" (her highly praised films) pretty much blown? Because she stopped playing crazy people?
3. Why does Count Chocula stay on the shelf year round, yet Frankenberry and Boo Berry only come out around Halloween? Hahaha I dunno. But I liked the question.
2. Why has nearly every single movie Angelina Jolie has done since "Gia" and "Girl Interrupted" (her highly praised films) pretty much blown? Because she stopped playing crazy people?
3. Why does Count Chocula stay on the shelf year round, yet Frankenberry and Boo Berry only come out around Halloween? Hahaha I dunno. But I liked the question.
Is "Nostalgebra" a word?...It should be...Why not start off the new year with a new word?...As of yet, I have no definition to include in my submission to Webster's... Besides, that's their job...I figure I've already tackled the hard part...I'm no glory hog...I have no problem sharing credit...Anyone want a piece of the action?
~(R)~
~(R)~
toothpickmoe:
Assapekka.
Don't mention it.
Don't mention it.
facetious73:
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[Edited on Jan 07, 2005 1:30AM]
Oh, I forgot to warn you that the $12 you were going to spend on "Ocean's Twelve" would be better spent on a pair of double cheeseburgers and a dime bag...
First of all...It's a sequel to a remake...again, a sequel to a remake...Has this ever been done before?!...Please, someone educate me if I'm outta' line here...
But secondly, I just feel if you're...
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But secondly, I just feel if you're...
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toothpickmoe:
Ah, to see the words taint and purity in the same sentence...it's almost as good as virginal and choad.
Thanks for the heads up on the movie.
Thanks for the heads up on the movie.
Well, Santa got me a new guitar for Christ's birthday this year...Well technically I got some gift certificates and shelled out the other half, but whatever, the was a benevolent outside party involved... Got me a couple Tom Waits tunes in the pipe and a hillbilly sounding version of "Linger"...yes, The Cranberries...Is there anyone else there that secretly loves this song? Bubblegum at it's sweetest......
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doll_:
linger... yes i not so secretely love that song.... love it and PROUD!!!!!
so glad your bah-humbug was a good one!
and if i havent thanked you allready... thak you for accepting...
so glad your bah-humbug was a good one!
and if i havent thanked you allready... thak you for accepting...
toothpickmoe:
How is the sustain on that puppy?
Ah...24Hrs. of "A Christmas Story"...The traditional holiday "must see"......Call me crazy, but I'm only going to watch it once...I of course, love it, but I might....um....I don't know...do something else...
Happy Christmas!
~(R)~
Happy Christmas!
~(R)~
ivy:
Merry Christmas! May you 'do something else...' preferably illegal in most states this xmas.
toothpickmoe:
A tradition truly. Hope you had a very merry.
Dude, you are a true humanitarian!
Oh, and you should see a therapist about this Dushku thing.