fred

Well, I'm just "chillin like a villain" as they say. Yup... Chillin down at the old hizouse.

You know I think this SG land is one groovy little microcosm.

I think I'll let this entry sit and collect some dust.

So I'm back now. What a story to tell...

A couple of days ago I was just minding my own business sitting on the couch. I heard a knock. I opened the door and saw a man in a uniform. It was a black boots, brown shirt kind of garb. He had mean beady eyes. He glared at me intently, then he shrieked, "You haff...
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Just another day...
I woke up as the grand-nephew to a mafia chieftain.
It was just another bacon and eggs morning. Then it was shopping at the market.
We were trying to find fresh peyote buttons, or detergent.

We approached a young flared nostriled hispanic cashier.
Her face was open. Her hands were large. She said something but I was too focused on the faint...
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Wow, two days of 8+ hours sleep.
What a difference. Feel a lot better.
Yes this is mundane, but it is signifcant for me.

Do you ever feel emotionally clogged up?
Do the hours of your day creep up like an invisible prison?

How do you find hope, salvation? Where is it?

So dog-ass tired...
Got three hours of bad sleep last night.

Looking forward to some grilled asparagus in just a few moments. Catch a little of the game tonight.

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Red clay dirt, heat.
A turtle crosses a dirt road. Noisy buzzing bugs.
Sunlight punches between the leaves into the thick grass.
Flies are swatted from a face.
It is hot like summer. Sweaty face,...
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Just saw The Royal Tenenbaums on video.
Pretty good. Reminded me of a John Irving novel, in fact I would have guessed it was written by John Irving had I known better.
I find something about Gwyneth Paltrow really attractive. Classy depressives are hot or something.
You know I'm thinking maybe it's that whole raccoon eye mascara thing. I find Tara Reid really hot too...
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The eye of BionicFemme, ever watching, seeking new man-whores for her man-harem.
You can run but you cannot hide.

Aah my gahhd...

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Yet another fellini thanksgiving. It's getting to the point where a normal one would freak me out.

Feeling recovered and whole again.
I get messed up every once in a while to really apprecate being not messed up.
Okay, well that's not...
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gobble 1
v. gobbled, gobbling, gobbles
v. tr.

1. To devour in greedy gulps.
2. To take greedily; grab: gobbled up the few remaining tickets.

v. intr.

To eat greedily or rapidly.

[Frequentative of Middle English gobben, to drink greedily, probably from gobbe, lump, mouthful. See gob1.]

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gobble2
n.

The guttural, chortling sound of a male turkey.

intr.v. gobbled, gobbling, gobbles

To make this...
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What is up my homies?

Did you stare at the sun today? Do you feel the pain?
Yeah, myself I fell out of the amniotic fluid.
I'm lying in a puddle... excuse me.
[goo-goo, ga-ga]

I'm waking up in rock. The smell of beer.
Let me breathe in and feel the asian rug against my face.
Cambodia has the most kick-ass 40oz you've ever seen....
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This day flew by... where did it go?

Getting kind of cold again. All I've consumed today is birthday cake and diet coke.
I'm too lazy even to get dressed or take a shower.
I'm sitting here in my shorts with no socks and my feet are freezing.
Okay enough of this... I'm going to blast some Rage Against the Machine, take a hot shower...
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Drinking beer and listening to Snoop Dogg, now it's White Zombie La Sexorcisto.
I can't believe this came out 10 years ago. It still sounds good.
This music put me in a good mood.

Right about now I could use a big fatty...