I like toast.
coffee is lifeblood.
if no one is looking, I watch the cooking channel and dreamof having mad cooking skills.
I ate way too many thin mint girl scout cookies last night...and now I feel ill.
the star I intentionally burned on my arm looks almost perfect. I might just be impressed with myself.
I've decided to start stalking BatAttaK, as a hobby....
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coffee is lifeblood.
if no one is looking, I watch the cooking channel and dreamof having mad cooking skills.
I ate way too many thin mint girl scout cookies last night...and now I feel ill.
the star I intentionally burned on my arm looks almost perfect. I might just be impressed with myself.
I've decided to start stalking BatAttaK, as a hobby....
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loismustdie:
hmm... i need to shave, too... thanx for reminding me...
batattak:
Now why would you want to cuss at my poor little computer?? He's a good boy.
okay.....DIY scarification. rubber cement. update on the star debacle....see pics.
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shmidol:
Happy Valentine's Day a day late. I know...I'm a slacker. 
makaveli:
Well it looks like it might heal up nice. That will be good news. 
I hope you enjoyed my blood.
I hope you enjoyed my blood.
can we please have a conversation on threesomes? damn.
does anyone else see hypocrisy in guys being okay with another chick, but not another guy? and if not, then please enlighten me on the distinction.
and fuck you, I'm not your toy boat to toss around to other people, goddammit.
and just.........fuck you.
does anyone else see hypocrisy in guys being okay with another chick, but not another guy? and if not, then please enlighten me on the distinction.
and fuck you, I'm not your toy boat to toss around to other people, goddammit.
and just.........fuck you.
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makaveli:
Hmm well if the guy was only stating his conditions for an acceptable 3 some doesnt necessarly mean that he assums you are down with it. He could just be stating his rules to the situation.
Now for your second, it is all just personal taste. He would like to watch a girl get down with another girl more than he would like to watch her get down with another man. It doesnt make one more right than the other, just one he would not mind watching and the other he doesnt want to watch.
Sex is sex but chicks dont have dicks. So if it is him watching 2 girls get it on is different than a girl getting it on with a dude. Plus then there would be the money shot
Now for your second, it is all just personal taste. He would like to watch a girl get down with another girl more than he would like to watch her get down with another man. It doesnt make one more right than the other, just one he would not mind watching and the other he doesnt want to watch.
Sex is sex but chicks dont have dicks. So if it is him watching 2 girls get it on is different than a girl getting it on with a dude. Plus then there would be the money shot
evilwillow:
no, that statement was clearly made. "I figured because you liked both you'd be down with it."
and....I get all of those things...really. C,D,and E are just fucked up. if a guy feels that way, why wouldn't he consider that tossing in another chick would made his girl feel the same?
double standard talking, hypocritical-assed mother fucker. (and no, not you. heh.)
and....I get all of those things...really. C,D,and E are just fucked up. if a guy feels that way, why wouldn't he consider that tossing in another chick would made his girl feel the same?
double standard talking, hypocritical-assed mother fucker. (and no, not you. heh.)
so, BatAttak inspired me to have a poetry contest about the rubber cement thing....and I'm a sucky judge. here are the entries thus far....
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The rubber cement
burned a big dent
In a star shaped
hole in your thigh
I hide my disgust
as the hole becomes pussed
and gangrene sets
into that sty.
The doctor'll chop
Your leg'll go flop
Your boredom has...
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The rubber cement
burned a big dent
In a star shaped
hole in your thigh
I hide my disgust
as the hole becomes pussed
and gangrene sets
into that sty.
The doctor'll chop
Your leg'll go flop
Your boredom has...
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pheageythissucks:
we should drink together sometime soon. Very soon. Like beofre I tell my boss to suck my d**k and I quit.
makaveli:
_red dawg
I'm reposting this, because I love it so much.
BatAttaK said on
February 06, 2004 07:58 PM
The rubber cement
burned a big dent
In a star shaped
hole in your thigh
I hide my disgust
as the hole becomes pussed
and gangrene sets
into that sty.
The doctor'll chop
Your leg'll go flop
Your boredom has
gone far awry.
Advice you have spurned.
A...
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BatAttaK said on
February 06, 2004 07:58 PM
The rubber cement
burned a big dent
In a star shaped
hole in your thigh
I hide my disgust
as the hole becomes pussed
and gangrene sets
into that sty.
The doctor'll chop
Your leg'll go flop
Your boredom has
gone far awry.
Advice you have spurned.
A...
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oddwobbler:
mostly stupid shit like glueing my fingers together. When my watchband broke, I actually thought it would be a good idea to just glue the watchface to my wrist. left me with a funny-looking bald spot for a few months.
edit: What was the occasion for the stars?
[Edited on Feb 08, 2004 6:34PM]
edit: What was the occasion for the stars?
[Edited on Feb 08, 2004 6:34PM]
oddwobbler:
not really a bad idea, it just hurt like fuck to get it off and hair dosen't seem to grow there anymore...
so today I am covered in star shaped scabs.
I blame it on society. yeah, that sounds good.
anything that makes it not my fault that I put rubber cement on myself......
in fact....you! yeah, you reading this...maybe it was YOUR fault. hmph.
I blame it on society. yeah, that sounds good.
anything that makes it not my fault that I put rubber cement on myself......
in fact....you! yeah, you reading this...maybe it was YOUR fault. hmph.
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batattak:
Wow!! I've been idle plenty of time better never an idol.
pheageythissucks:
Nice BatAttack. Your a poet and didn't even know it. 
Darkestwillow: If you won the law suit would you be my suga momma?
[Edited on Feb 07, 2004 10:20AM]
I'd washs your socks...and shirt, and pants,and bra, 
and undies, and.....I'll stop now. (turns red)
(wispers:anything else you want)
[Edited on Feb 07, 2004 10:48AM]
Nice BatAttack. Your a poet and didn't even know it.
Darkestwillow: If you won the law suit would you be my suga momma?
[Edited on Feb 07, 2004 10:20AM]
I'd washs your socks...and shirt, and pants,
and bra, and undies, and.....I'll stop now. (turns red)
(wispers:anything else you want)
[Edited on Feb 07, 2004 10:48AM]
advice for the day.
do not, under any circumstances, put rubber cement on your body. period.
here endeth the lesson.
do not, under any circumstances, put rubber cement on your body. period.
here endeth the lesson.
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shmidol:
I get to have it all? I don't want any of it if you're not around to share it with! 
loismustdie:
thanx for the advice... i'll, uh, try to remember that one...
The night will come
and rip away,
her wings of innocence through every word we say
maybe it's time,
to spit out the core of our rotting union
hopefully before it chokes
us to our senses.
Guess it's too bad,
that everything we have
is taken away.
Swim in the smoke
the hero will drown
intoxicating beauty tears everything down
but still our hands are...
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and rip away,
her wings of innocence through every word we say
maybe it's time,
to spit out the core of our rotting union
hopefully before it chokes
us to our senses.
Guess it's too bad,
that everything we have
is taken away.
Swim in the smoke
the hero will drown
intoxicating beauty tears everything down
but still our hands are...
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evilwillow:
hear what in person? 
on sundays, I pretend I'm a good girl, go to church, and repent all day long for my weeks worth of transgressions. monday I start the sinning all over again.
on sundays, I pretend I'm a good girl, go to church, and repent all day long for my weeks worth of transgressions. monday I start the sinning all over again.
makaveli:
Writing the lyrics on your hand would have been a great idea.
Youi could have at least made it to the next round
Youi could have at least made it to the next round
you know you wanna hit that, hit that.
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evilwillow:
I pretty much try to make it a practice to be as drunk as possible, as often as possible. it makes the world taste good.
gonzoe:
first, my nuts are not going anywhere. much less get hit.
second, all those numbers were confusing. i can't count that high.
third, i was obviously lying before cause now i just counted to three.
fourth, *kapow*. i smacketh thee.
ha.
second, all those numbers were confusing. i can't count that high.
third, i was obviously lying before cause now i just counted to three.
fourth, *kapow*. i smacketh thee.
ha.
coffee is one of the best things, ever. EVER, I tell you! I've had 3 hours of sleep. I look like shit....but dammit, I FEEL GREAT!!! coffee should be a requirement. someone start a petition.
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olddirtybastard:
only 5000? no prob! hehehe yeah, I know you're right about never being enough.... just hate to admit it. oh well... at least I can say I did what I could, I did what I believe to be the right thing. Hey! I have that same defense mechanism!!! Mine is really sarcastic!!! We should combine them sometime and let them duke it out. I have another idea..... I say lets jump on the Ducati and you can use the bat as we cruise around the neighborhood! What do ya say? Up for a couple of innings?
sempi:
Hi.
blah. so here is where I whine a little bit. I shouldn't really, because overall, I'm pretty pleased....but. there are a couple of things that bother me. (and here is the part where I say that I'm talking about my newest tattoo.) I had it done 4 weeks ago. some of the red (I think it's just the red - hard to tell because it's...
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trucker_fiction:
no.... i have yet to read it... i'm overseas, and none of the bookstores here have it yet.. sucks, because i really want to read it!
does it cover roland's past again, or does it take place in the present?
does it cover roland's past again, or does it take place in the present?
silencenoir:
Welcome to SG, beautiful.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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pheageythissucks:
I didn't do my eyebrow with safty apin. I just say pins as in small bars. 16g. I tried to do my lip w/ a large gauge needle before...no good. All my stuff is pro. done.
gonzoe:
nope, sorry, he thought he was a monkey.
ok, thats (thankfully) the end of a really crappy joke.
and usually.......squirrels. after they fall out of the tree. they go in easier when they're dead. i like it when they just lie still like that.
wow, that was sick.
ok, thats (thankfully) the end of a really crappy joke.
and usually.......squirrels. after they fall out of the tree. they go in easier when they're dead. i like it when they just lie still like that.
wow, that was sick.