Okay.
Some pathetic person on Myspace is trying to pose as me.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=34438172
I don't even know what to make of this. They stole a bunch of pictures off my myspace profile and just copied and pasted all the info on my suicide girls page and added their own comments.
I can't tell if they're actually trying to pose as me to get attention, or...
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Some pathetic person on Myspace is trying to pose as me.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=34438172
I don't even know what to make of this. They stole a bunch of pictures off my myspace profile and just copied and pasted all the info on my suicide girls page and added their own comments.
I can't tell if they're actually trying to pose as me to get attention, or...
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dr_lizardo:
My Fast thinks MySpace is for the weak. Unfortunately the font of human stupidity shows no signs of ever running dry.
lenox:
sadly thats happened to me twice >_< just report them and they'll be kicked off
Thanks everyone for the awesome birthday comments! It made my 21st that much more special.
Well, obviously I didn't die but by the end of the night I thought I might. I was pretty toasted. But I didn't throw up.
We got to Dave & Busters around 9. I didn't think anyone was going to show up, but I think like 13 people met us...
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Well, obviously I didn't die but by the end of the night I thought I might. I was pretty toasted. But I didn't throw up.
We got to Dave & Busters around 9. I didn't think anyone was going to show up, but I think like 13 people met us...
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eterpay:
well, if i have to look at more pictures of pretty girls on drunken nights, i guess i must. 
and Happy 21st! albiet, a little late, but still the love is there.
-peter
and Happy 21st! albiet, a little late, but still the love is there.
-peter
ayane:
Ohh your new profile pic is absolute cuteness! 
Yayayay! In a little over 2 hours, I'll finally be 21! Huzzah! I'm so muffugin' excited!
Steve is such a bad influence. I keep saying I just wanna go to the bar for a couple of drinks and he's trying to get me trashed, Tsk tsk.
Well, I'll let you guys know how my first trip to the bar (legally) goes. Ta ta!
Steve is such a bad influence. I keep saying I just wanna go to the bar for a couple of drinks and he's trying to get me trashed, Tsk tsk.
Well, I'll let you guys know how my first trip to the bar (legally) goes. Ta ta!
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faceeraser:
You havent updated since your birthday.
You didn't drink yourself into a coma did you?
You didn't drink yourself into a coma did you?
hoogle:
Drunken coma? Generic condition of poor health? Perish the thought!
But seriously, I'm sure everything's fine, but it can't hurt to at least hope that you're quite alright, in any case.
But anyway, I just wanted to tell you that while I was at the Bamboozle Festival this weekend, I saw a very large (ca. 300-pound) man walking around wearing the same candy bikini-top that you had in Candy Cutie, and (after my initial reaction of abject horror) I thought of you, said 'aw!' a few times, and went on my merry way.
It was a very cathartic weekend for me, and I'm glad you were a part of it in even such a slight, transient, marginally creepy way.
I hope things are well for you, and that you're enjoying your coming-of-age.
But seriously, I'm sure everything's fine, but it can't hurt to at least hope that you're quite alright, in any case.
But anyway, I just wanted to tell you that while I was at the Bamboozle Festival this weekend, I saw a very large (ca. 300-pound) man walking around wearing the same candy bikini-top that you had in Candy Cutie, and (after my initial reaction of abject horror) I thought of you, said 'aw!' a few times, and went on my merry way.
It was a very cathartic weekend for me, and I'm glad you were a part of it in even such a slight, transient, marginally creepy way.
I hope things are well for you, and that you're enjoying your coming-of-age.
I got the most hilarious message on myspace today, from a 15-year-old named "Sk8er Girl".
"wat the fuck is wrong with your hair and your face are u a guy or a girl and wat are you a goth well i think gotyhs are little whores and sluts just like U why are u so ugly
peace out you little slut"
I'm not even mad,...
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"wat the fuck is wrong with your hair and your face are u a guy or a girl and wat are you a goth well i think gotyhs are little whores and sluts just like U why are u so ugly
peace out you little slut"
I'm not even mad,...
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missmalice_:
Hah I just read the part about Sk8er Girl....
Man...kids these days.
I for one love your hair, and if worked allowed it I would try something like that.
Oh by now you should be recovering from your 21st b-day. Hope it was fun. Oh with renting a car, from the airport you have to be 25. I looked for some of my trips and needless to say I have to wait 4 more years.
Man...kids these days.
I for one love your hair, and if worked allowed it I would try something like that.
Oh by now you should be recovering from your 21st b-day. Hope it was fun. Oh with renting a car, from the airport you have to be 25. I looked for some of my trips and needless to say I have to wait 4 more years.
rascending:
Car rental agencies have varying age restrictions from 18 to 25. 25 is the age male drivers are given a cut in insurance rates (most insurance agency give women the same rate cut at 23.) Moral? Try rent-a-wreck or some other smaller agency and they probably won't care...
More great news!
1) I have a new set coming!
2) I finally had my first ever orgasm from oral sex last night! Steve is now officially a sex god.
I know, you're probably thinking, "first orgasm EVER? wtf?!" Apparently my junk is broken, or so I thought. I guess it all it took was the right man and some determination, hubba hubba.
Steve: Of...
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1) I have a new set coming!
2) I finally had my first ever orgasm from oral sex last night! Steve is now officially a sex god.
I know, you're probably thinking, "first orgasm EVER? wtf?!" Apparently my junk is broken, or so I thought. I guess it all it took was the right man and some determination, hubba hubba.
Steve: Of...
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qwerty:
Apparently you can have collagen injected in to your clit, makes it extra sensitive. They numb it first, thank fuck.
notyetded:
yay for getting head...as a guy i rarely get to come that way...but i still rewind to one special moment...oh carrie where are you now you nasty girl...? thanx for sharing... 
(z) 
(z) Thank the SG Gods, it's not too late!
I got in touch with someone and they told me there's still time. I don't want to prematurely ejaculate all over your faces but it looks like I will most likely be in the second Suicide Girls book! JOY AND RAPTURE!
I love you all so much! It's because of your support that I got a chance...
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I got in touch with someone and they told me there's still time. I don't want to prematurely ejaculate all over your faces but it looks like I will most likely be in the second Suicide Girls book! JOY AND RAPTURE!
I love you all so much! It's because of your support that I got a chance...
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pinkpunk13:
cant wait to see you
hehehe
hotness on describing your happiness
hehehe
hotness on describing your happiness
mentalrage:
If you're not worthy then no one is, simple as that.
[Edited on Apr 26, 2006 3:33PM]
[Edited on Apr 26, 2006 3:33PM]
Steve, my roomates Christina and Scott, and myself had a very satisfying dinner at the Midtown II tonight. And what better way to commend the chef than with a loud, hearty burp?
Me: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCHHHH
Steve: *To Christina* You jumped and shook!
Christina: I thought the world was coming to an end!
After food, Christina and I popped in a yoga DVD for a good workout...which,...
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Me: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCHHHH
Steve: *To Christina* You jumped and shook!
Christina: I thought the world was coming to an end!
After food, Christina and I popped in a yoga DVD for a good workout...which,...
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alanbassist:
one of the prettiest girls on here
devilsgoodangle:
babe, I think you're perfect the way you are. Don't try to be like anyone else. Be your self. 
babe, I think you're perfect the way you are. Don't try to be like anyone else. Be your self. 
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gallas13:
first of all lady let's not shoot the messenger here alright? rules are rules. you claimed outright to be some sort of psychic, and with all due respect what i'm getting is johnathan edwards hokum. you know, like, "i'm sensing you're related to someone . . . or . . . know someone maybe. . .whose first name starts with. . . the letter 'P'." that's not e.s.p. - that's a cheap carnie trick that even *i* could pull off.
second, don't prejudge the prizes. i understand there's a his-'n-hers athletic sock set as well as a swiffer.
second, don't prejudge the prizes. i understand there's a his-'n-hers athletic sock set as well as a swiffer.
laidback1:
What do you plan on getting next?
Oh, it's cute by the way
Oh, it's cute by the way
Oh fuck, I found out that I was actually born a boy and they chopped my penis off at birth to fulfill my parents' lifelong dream of having another baby girl.
April Fools Day! (Yeah, I know you'd have to be retarded to believe that story for a second.)
April Fools Day! (Yeah, I know you'd have to be retarded to believe that story for a second.)
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lufy:
A good friend of mine from college had that happen to her at birth. And, yes, she's drop dead beautiful, too. You'd never know now that she was born a hermaphrodite.
When I read your journal I thought, "Wow. That operation must be more common than I thought. Here are two amazing looking girls both born w/ both sets of equipment...."
Then I read the last line.....Guess you got me.
When I read your journal I thought, "Wow. That operation must be more common than I thought. Here are two amazing looking girls both born w/ both sets of equipment...."
Then I read the last line.....Guess you got me.
vyxana:
Would be amazing if it was true lol happy april fools 
.. P.s. I love your sets 
.. P.s. I love your sets Whoo hoo!! I'm drunk! But quite by accident. My uncle Bill and his Chinese wife Ping (coolest lady ever IMO) are up for a visit from Baltimore, and he has managed to turn me into quite the drunkaholic.
It started off as a glass of wine, and then this little conversation ensued:
Uncle Bill: Would you like a Sam Adams?
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It started off as a glass of wine, and then this little conversation ensued:
Uncle Bill: Would you like a Sam Adams?
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gorefiend:
If i didn't live hundreds of miles away I'd pay attention to you. he must have massive will power to ignore you. either that or I'm weak cause I couldn't do it!
hoogle:
If you can't think of a reason he's ignoring you, perhaps the problem lies not between the two of you, but alongside, some non-corporeal spectator that isn't quite spectating, and is having an adverse effect on him, on you, and (as a result) the both of you.
In other words, something might be upsetting him. Yes you're a beautiful and seemingly-amiable (suicide) girl, and yes, you have what most guys would consider a lovely chest. To answer your question, though: no, that is not always enough. It's very possible that something is wrong or, dare I say, very wrong, and that this something might not have anything to do with you (for better or for worse). My best advice (implying that my advice is most likely not the best advice to receive, but rather my own personal best) is to talk to, if not confront, him about it. Letting problems stagnate is not usually the best way to go about things. Imagine, if you would, a bowl of Campbell's condensed chicken soup (you were a kid once, you have to ha've had it at some point). If you eat it right away, it's (arguably) tasty, delicious, etc. Or if you happen to find out that you do not like that shitty chicken soup, at least now you know. However, if you let it sit on your table while you pout at it, it's going to get that nasty yellow film of despair riding the surface like a fatty frisbee of disgusting. Now, no matter if you actually would enjoy the soup or not, you DO NOT want that nasty yellow shit.
My (somewhat vague) point is that you either find out what's wrong and it's a good (relatively, obviously, for the situation) or bad thing, or you let it slip away into ShitVille, USA (zip 12601) and it's all bad. Very bad.
Again, this is only from my own experience, and I'm just trying to help you in the best way I can. If you disregard EVERYTHING I have said, just please, please, keep in mind that there are people who care about you, in your social life, your academic life, your SG life, et al., and many of them would do their best to make you happy. If anything, keep that in mind, and maybe it won't be so hard to caulk your wagon and float it down the Columbia River.
In a manner of speaking.
<3, always.
In other words, something might be upsetting him. Yes you're a beautiful and seemingly-amiable (suicide) girl, and yes, you have what most guys would consider a lovely chest. To answer your question, though: no, that is not always enough. It's very possible that something is wrong or, dare I say, very wrong, and that this something might not have anything to do with you (for better or for worse). My best advice (implying that my advice is most likely not the best advice to receive, but rather my own personal best) is to talk to, if not confront, him about it. Letting problems stagnate is not usually the best way to go about things. Imagine, if you would, a bowl of Campbell's condensed chicken soup (you were a kid once, you have to ha've had it at some point). If you eat it right away, it's (arguably) tasty, delicious, etc. Or if you happen to find out that you do not like that shitty chicken soup, at least now you know. However, if you let it sit on your table while you pout at it, it's going to get that nasty yellow film of despair riding the surface like a fatty frisbee of disgusting. Now, no matter if you actually would enjoy the soup or not, you DO NOT want that nasty yellow shit.
My (somewhat vague) point is that you either find out what's wrong and it's a good (relatively, obviously, for the situation) or bad thing, or you let it slip away into ShitVille, USA (zip 12601) and it's all bad. Very bad.
Again, this is only from my own experience, and I'm just trying to help you in the best way I can. If you disregard EVERYTHING I have said, just please, please, keep in mind that there are people who care about you, in your social life, your academic life, your SG life, et al., and many of them would do their best to make you happy. If anything, keep that in mind, and maybe it won't be so hard to caulk your wagon and float it down the Columbia River.
In a manner of speaking.
<3, always.
Egads! An update?!
Unfortunately I have no visual evidence that I went to Sakura-con but all in all it was okay. Unfortunately my friend Kelly (girl I went to high school with IE the main reason I went to Seattle in the first place) had to work two out of the three days of the con. However, we got a really sweet ass hotel room...
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Unfortunately I have no visual evidence that I went to Sakura-con but all in all it was okay. Unfortunately my friend Kelly (girl I went to high school with IE the main reason I went to Seattle in the first place) had to work two out of the three days of the con. However, we got a really sweet ass hotel room...
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crymsen:
hmmm, I wonder what your tattoo is....
Yes, to those of you who contended that "sakura" means cherry blossom, you were right. I need to not take my friends' word for it in the future
And man, a lot of people like that gross corner brownie piece that's all hard and oogie. Mlegh! Well, at least you can be sure that if we ever ate a batch of brownies together, there'd be...
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And man, a lot of people like that gross corner brownie piece that's all hard and oogie. Mlegh! Well, at least you can be sure that if we ever ate a batch of brownies together, there'd be...
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metricoclock:
Cheer up finals are comming but will soon be over
Whoooray for spring and summer!!
I feel the same about what i write in SG at times too, seeming my gf is also a member on here, just feel a little restrained.
Whoooray for spring and summer!!
I feel the same about what i write in SG at times too, seeming my gf is also a member on here, just feel a little restrained.
deadlysarah:
I was going to suggest the girls only group too...but someone beat me to it!