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This is absolutely brilliant.

Chuckle, chuckle. Again, I believe that people who get married need their head examined. wink
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caddi56:
brilliant... funny shit thank you biggrin
zac:
your new profile pic is fantastic
but you won't care
because your head cooks too hard
and i respect that
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So I guess I'm feeling better. Hell, I should be with all the drugs I'm taking!

Sometimes I feel like I am incredibly boring lately. I've not been going out, and that was mighty apparent on Friday.

It was my friend's birthday party at Miss Kitty's, and it was fun seeing ThePirate, reprobate, macbastard, MonstERfuCkrALLy, trilobyte, (the member soon to be formerly known as) PoopyDave,...
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jonas:
you so fucking rock you bad motherfucker. i know it's a fucking cliche but if anybody does... you do. do do. heh.
jonas:
btw... i was feeling better on the 23rd...
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So I am sicker than sick. It feels as if I am floating in a haze of ill, not being able to breathe and such.

Sometimes it's better to look good than to feel good, if you must choose one or the other. I'm going to go to my friend Ashley's birthday party soiree tonight.

I'll also see a few familiar faces I've lost contact...
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trilobyte:
It was awesome seeing you guys last night, though briefly. Then again, that's not really the venue to catch up or hang out. I hope you got some pics of the outfit - it was fucking unbelievable.

{{{{{hugs}}}}}

Now help me kill Dave...

papawheelie:
sorry. I just needed to borrow it for a few days. ill get it back to you soon and i'll make sure to leave you with a full tank...
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I'm going to think of certain songs that people have ruined for me over the years, be they friends, others, "relationships", et al. You know, when a particular song comes on the radio, mixtape, CD, store sound system, whathaveyou that evokes a particular person. Someone and something that you don't want to think about. Or perhaps someone you do. I'm going to focus on the...
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jonas:
entire albums:
portishead-dummy
kyuss-when the circus came to town
jane's addiction-nothing's shocking
by the way-rhcp
bedrock beats-dj hyper
massive attack-mezzanine
radiohead-kid a
monster magnet-dopes to infinity
jamiroquai-return of the space cowboy

singles:
protection-everything but the girl
jimi hendrix-little wing
mark curry-gone swimming

of course there's more but that's all i can let out of the vault for now.
totovader:
THATS the name of that song... thanks, I forgot! wink
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Earlier this evening, I found my very first gray hair. surreal

Oh, and this is borrowed from Gentlefemm's journal:

Ask me any three questions you wish, as long as they are not creepy and too specific.

1. What's the meaning of life? -That you make it to the end knowing that it all really doesn't matter, and that you are no better or worse than...
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t42unme:
1. If a chicken laid an egg a day, how much would a pound of butter weigh?

2. Why can't women cook?

3. Can cotton candy be used as a floatation device?

-curious in Chicago
punt:
i've got tons of grey hair all the sudden....freaks me out!

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Wait until you see the picture of my leg.

Roxy the evil feline beast brutally attacked me last evening. I've had bleeding before, but this is not cool. She also went after spacepod's arm, and it's equally horrific mad

Perhaps this is a question for the kitty group, but does anyone have any input as to what to do? I don't want to declaw her...
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prendick:
Her claws, her rules! The clippers are a good idea...and more and more patience. wink
gentlefemm:
There is a product out called soft paws. Unfortantly only a vet can put them on..it also saves your funiture too. I know it doesn't take long either ask them about it next time you go in but they are a life saver here at my house Also Trimming them doesn't help actually (groomer talking) it shortens them but doesn't stop the scratching

kiss

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I'm really fucking sick.

Be gone, evil respiratory system.

I've had as many cases of pneumonia, bronchitis, et al, at least as many years as I have been alive.

Which are many.
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itsalivemedia:
Love the new photo....how are you?
papawheelie:
yo I'm sick too and I _never_ get sick. bleh. puke
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I love you a lot, tattletale. Looks like you've come to a real Z00 here! When Its More Than Just Cramps -- Helpful Information....football not good.

Goodbye to the thighs + careen. I wanted to share something with you, the change you have needed- bolshevism. You will never know if don't try it!

Imagine a great life! Advance your career with an online education.

Buy...
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xaqary:
for reals. Don't drink and drive kiddies.
funktion:
another green spotting. smile I don't really have anything to say unfortunately. why are you green may I ask?
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shackbu:
Happy Easter to you too.

Don't know if you remember but you left me a comment about my having phenomenal musical taste . Thanks very much.

Dave Clarke 2hr set

This was on Radio 1 here early this morning, you might like it.
Don't be put off by the bit at the beginning. It should start automatically too.

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faelynia:
1 hour?
how many inches were you taking off??? the corset i am looking at.. *should* take me down only 4 inches.

i am also getting a different type of corset so i can hopefully have curves without showing off my corest gear wink

the only thing that has me really concerned it not being able to drive... i don't want to get all the way out to SF to find out i am stuck in the hotel!!! blush

~~~
btw... maybe someday when there is a big hand gun hunt... ppl will be all upset that they found easter eggs instead..
confused
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Mercury is retrograde.

And it's fucking up my shit something awful. mad surreal blackeyed
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papawheelie:
are you no longer AIMing or has your name changed or something? I miss chatting with you
mykra:
So does this mean I shouldnt try to talk to you untill after the 30th?

I thought M.R. was supposed to be a time of reflection and self improvement and some other hippie spiritual crap.

biggrin

SWOO!
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spacepod:
hey! you took my bottle of TurtleAway. i am stuck at home with these snapping turtles, they've followed me onto the roof. i am trying to douse them with salsa and laundry detergent but they are unfazed.

heellllllpppppp meeeeeeee
skuzzle:
How can you not laugh at those? I remember seeing those before and they still made me laugh.
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Why do people keep proving certain things to me? Why do I let them? Ugh.

Fuck that last journal entry.

I'm going to change it, and I'm sure this will evolve into a rant, so I'm warning you now.

Is it me, or is everyone merely concerned with getting laid, and being noticed? Feeding the eternal adoration monster, getting it on with any warm body...
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darkjuan:
I like your new profile pic btw

ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
midnite_agent:
I never comment, on peeps journals, but after reading this one, I just had to... But I'll keep it simple, in that I'll just say, I hear you, I feel what you feel. Thats it, stay strong.... smile