The Idiot's Guide to Tourism:
So, last night a buch of my friends & I were sitting around having a meaningful conversation about The New Testiment. My "dear brother" walked in half-way through our philosophical converse & said:
"How the fuck can you be so goddamn stupid"?
Me: "Huh"?
Him: "It's been over 2000 years, & people still haven't figured it out".
Me: "What"?
Him:...
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So, last night a buch of my friends & I were sitting around having a meaningful conversation about The New Testiment. My "dear brother" walked in half-way through our philosophical converse & said:
"How the fuck can you be so goddamn stupid"?
Me: "Huh"?
Him: "It's been over 2000 years, & people still haven't figured it out".
Me: "What"?
Him:...
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More snippets of underheard conversations....
"What do you mean ERA stands for Starve the Models?..."
..."she's afraid you'll EAT her".....
&, of course 'lest you forget.... "Granny's force feeding again"...
& on a personal note...
I love Stormy!
"What do you mean ERA stands for Starve the Models?..."
..."she's afraid you'll EAT her".....
&, of course 'lest you forget.... "Granny's force feeding again"...
& on a personal note...
I love Stormy!
Well. No comments yesterday. I'm not suprised, as my twin can be... well..... rather disturbing.
Something awful happened to him when he was a kid. He's never told anyone.
Anyway, he called me this morning, to give me shit for the fun of it I guess. He found out what happened to me last night. A couple f years ago I got kicked out of...
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Something awful happened to him when he was a kid. He's never told anyone.
Anyway, he called me this morning, to give me shit for the fun of it I guess. He found out what happened to me last night. A couple f years ago I got kicked out of...
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Well, Shera apparently started a group or like fan club or something on myspace.
So what.
She suggested people join, but I didn't wanna. However, my twin likes her enough to do it. (I call him "the afterbirth")...
So, since you're obviously bored:
Go here for a link to Shera's fanclub thingy.
& I'll tell you more stuff about my exciting life later...
It...
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So what.
She suggested people join, but I didn't wanna. However, my twin likes her enough to do it. (I call him "the afterbirth")...
So, since you're obviously bored:
Go here for a link to Shera's fanclub thingy.
& I'll tell you more stuff about my exciting life later...
It...
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kizmet:
hi hun...iv'e been real sick...not doing a lot in the comunication department...infact i can't even talk out loud...woohoo 
....not that i should...i seem to be constantly sailing back up to a temp of 103...i stop being able to think at that point...never new fevers were so painfull...bleeeh....at least the doc in the box gave me codiene..it sorta helps 
...maybe i should post this in my journal...don't want people to think i'm ignoring them
....not that i should...i seem to be constantly sailing back up to a temp of 103...i stop being able to think at that point...never new fevers were so painfull...bleeeh....at least the doc in the box gave me codiene..it sorta helps ...maybe i should post this in my journal...don't want people to think i'm ignoring them 
missd:
Hey my crazy gypsy elfin friend 
Thank you so much for the heads up...Yes I took a hiatus for a bit there! Got caught up in a whirlwind on myspace... 
I hope all is well with you sweet man and thank you soo much for the Birthday wishes...errrr...spankings...hehehhe
D
x
Thank you so much for the heads up...Yes I took a hiatus for a bit there! Got caught up in a whirlwind on myspace...
I hope all is well with you sweet man and thank you soo much for the Birthday wishes...errrr...spankings...hehehhe
D
x
I am having an experience. You see, the trouble with writing is that it often comes true, in one way shape or form.
One of my characters died (ONE! HA!!!) & is in a vast field of nothingness.....
It's enough to (almost) scare even ME.
But, here I am......
Editor's Note:
P.S. Guys are stupid.
One of my characters died (ONE! HA!!!) & is in a vast field of nothingness.....
It's enough to (almost) scare even ME.
But, here I am......
Editor's Note:
P.S. Guys are stupid.
I saw a man hold up a chicken @ the grocery store today.
The Wolven...
Charity is seeking Carnage
Blood & gloom & Death
Charity is seeking Carnage
& doing Crystal Meth..
Charity is seeking Death
to sup upon detritus
Charity is seeking Carnage
to wrong us as to right us.
The Mindscape Goat
2getto
2chill
4skill....
By Elfboy
So raise the Candles High...
Charity is seeking Carnage
Blood & gloom & Death
Charity is seeking Carnage
& doing Crystal Meth..
Charity is seeking Death
to sup upon detritus
Charity is seeking Carnage
to wrong us as to right us.
The Mindscape Goat
2getto
2chill
4skill....
By Elfboy
So raise the Candles High...
paleenchantress:
nope, wasnt me darling ~ i was sitting at home..hehe !
goblinboots:
MMMMM! Rocks, sand AND beer. I don't get much better than that! 
Okay, so...
I'm working on...well, let's call it an equation.
If Death makes us horny, then
War causes ___ ______.
It's an imperative question.
So, I know this guy, & everytime he goes on a date, a bunch of thugs go & ruin it for him. Spiritually, he is slightly bent, has a rose coloured body, & does "what the Dr. sez"...
He's considered very...
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I'm working on...well, let's call it an equation.
If Death makes us horny, then
War causes ___ ______.
It's an imperative question.
So, I know this guy, & everytime he goes on a date, a bunch of thugs go & ruin it for him. Spiritually, he is slightly bent, has a rose coloured body, & does "what the Dr. sez"...
He's considered very...
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goblinboots:
<I hope you @ least have some ice cream & a cold drink!>
Nope....just rocks and sand!
Nope....just rocks and sand!
stardust_:
I was going for mysterious, but I usually come out confusing.. 
<If Death makes us horny, then
War causes ___ ______.>
Orlando Bloom? I was never good at equations. I'm pretty sure that's the answer, though
<If Death makes us horny, then
War causes ___ ______.>
Orlando Bloom? I was never good at equations. I'm pretty sure that's the answer, though
Oh Crap.
There was something really cool I was gonna put in my journal, but I forgot what it is.
Oh well. I was in a lousy mood anyway.
But now I'm not.
Me
<weeeee!
Oh, yeah, I remember.
It was a vision of the future.
Let's just say:
Beta & Lessor.... or whatever those Klingon chicks are called.
What they're sayin' is:
"We don't...
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There was something really cool I was gonna put in my journal, but I forgot what it is.
Oh well. I was in a lousy mood anyway.
But now I'm not.
Me
<weeeee!
Oh, yeah, I remember.
It was a vision of the future.
Let's just say:
Beta & Lessor.... or whatever those Klingon chicks are called.
What they're sayin' is:
"We don't...
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stardust_:
girls in tight dresses
with black satin sashes (?)
with black satin sashes (?)
.....
"self" correction...
Then I'll huff & I'll puff &....
get out my feather duster.
(Elfboy squirts cleaner thingy.....)
So, back in reality, I heard tew people arguing.
One said, "I'm sick of you" (Which some might interpret as
....
I was forced to interject...
"Give it a Rest"
Probby solvied.
I think she just had the jitters, but was stuck in a desk job....
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"self" correction...
Then I'll huff & I'll puff &....
get out my feather duster.
(Elfboy squirts cleaner thingy.....)
So, back in reality, I heard tew people arguing.
One said, "I'm sick of you" (Which some might interpret as
....
I was forced to interject...
"Give it a Rest"
Probby solvied.
I think she just had the jitters, but was stuck in a desk job....
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"Little 
Little
Let me in"...
"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"
"Then I'll huff & I'll puff...'
<adieu!
Little
Let me in"...
"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"
"Then I'll huff & I'll puff...'
<adieu!