Somebody did a really cute cartoon of me ages and ages ago, and now I want it for something I can't for the life of me find it.
This would be a picture update if my phone would fucking let me. (Anyone with a Samsung E530 (flippy one with lots of useless functions) want to tell me how the hell I work the bastard thing?...
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This would be a picture update if my phone would fucking let me. (Anyone with a Samsung E530 (flippy one with lots of useless functions) want to tell me how the hell I work the bastard thing?...
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souljar:
Hi... yup I am and you are welcome 
Is that your real name? you dont have to answer that
Is that your real name? you dont have to answer that
souljar:
Ahh, I see. Shame, it suits you
I tried updating my journal by phone and it didn't work. My phone will let me count calories, but will not let me use any of the more useful functions. Including phoning people.
I have a killer headache, so instead of going to see a Cock and Bull Story I'm sitting in eating a fat man's body weight in pasta and watching Peep Show. I'm...
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I have a killer headache, so instead of going to see a Cock and Bull Story I'm sitting in eating a fat man's body weight in pasta and watching Peep Show. I'm...
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charley:
I am an absolute twat in large groups of people, I totally loose my personality, say stupid things, mumble etc feel free to hide with me, I promise not to be too freaky 
coldandwet:
I actually broke the destructive pattern of updating a phone I couldnt work with another phone even more complicated every 6 months.
I managed to get a Nokia 3330 and Im the happiest with my phone Ive ever been. You can call and text and play snake. The only reasons you need a phone!
I managed to get a Nokia 3330 and Im the happiest with my phone Ive ever been. You can call and text and play snake. The only reasons you need a phone!
I haven't slept in about a week.
Except for maybe a couple of hours in the afternoons drifting off in front of the xbox.
I just finished reading the shittiest book I have ever read. Something white cover with embossed pink curly writing, a supremely hideous example of chick lit, in which it was apparent exactly what would happen by page four of the masterpiece...
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Except for maybe a couple of hours in the afternoons drifting off in front of the xbox.
I just finished reading the shittiest book I have ever read. Something white cover with embossed pink curly writing, a supremely hideous example of chick lit, in which it was apparent exactly what would happen by page four of the masterpiece...
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summer:
Of course, i used to do it when i ran to meet my mum at the end of school. She must've been so proud.
the_shine:
Nice quote about the mums and the bottoms!!!
My fortune cookies tell me to
Love thy neighbour,
just don't get caught.
And that
Your socks should never
be funnier than you are.
Also, I apologise to staff because I think I submitted a new profile picture and several others about 80 times. My mistake. Please don't hit me.
Can't return my phone. However CAN upgrade my insurance policy, meaning that in 3 months...
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Love thy neighbour,
just don't get caught.
And that
Your socks should never
be funnier than you are.
Also, I apologise to staff because I think I submitted a new profile picture and several others about 80 times. My mistake. Please don't hit me.
Can't return my phone. However CAN upgrade my insurance policy, meaning that in 3 months...
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luzblah:
do not understand that feat at all... something about fish on it too.. like 
who wants a fishy perfume?
who wants a fishy perfume?
thenonstopdancer:
Hot new avawotsit. Why are you not on my friends list ?
Hot new avawotsit. Why are you not on my friends list ?
I sliced my thumb open making dinner.
Considering I was making pasta, that's quite an achievement.
No word from the police on my old phone. I now have a new one. It's pink and little and does all kinds of things. I'd take a picture and post it but I have nothing decent to take a picture of, and I have no idea how to...
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Considering I was making pasta, that's quite an achievement.
No word from the police on my old phone. I now have a new one. It's pink and little and does all kinds of things. I'd take a picture and post it but I have nothing decent to take a picture of, and I have no idea how to...
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fillthee_syrup:
Thank you m'dear 
The elbow piercing wasn't going to have any jewellery in, he just wanted to see what the pain factor was. And I *had* to tie him up or he'd wriggle away... hehe
The elbow piercing wasn't going to have any jewellery in, he just wanted to see what the pain factor was. And I *had* to tie him up or he'd wriggle away... hehe
atrophied:
I would have loved you just for the Alive Tattoo alone.
I've lost my mobile phone.
I'm so fucking pissed off.
Just to add - it's about 5 years old, nobody in their right mind would nick it, so it's all my own stupid fault. I last used it to call a taxi from work at half 6 this morning (yeah...I stayed for "just one drink" again) and then I woke up today and it was...
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I'm so fucking pissed off.
Just to add - it's about 5 years old, nobody in their right mind would nick it, so it's all my own stupid fault. I last used it to call a taxi from work at half 6 this morning (yeah...I stayed for "just one drink" again) and then I woke up today and it was...
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beadman:
I thought I'd lost my cell a few weeks ago and instantly panic set in my stomach! Its a bad feeling......I had just left it in the car after a drunken wild party night! Like the guy above me here said...just keep calling it...maybe somebody will pick it up......Good Luck.....I'm lost without my cell!!!
PS...I'd send you a gigantic Snickers bar if I could!!
PS...I'd send you a gigantic Snickers bar if I could!!
trills:
Oh poo!
Whilst I would like to say that I vanished on a New Years birthday bender and its taken until now to recover, my new year was crappier than a Glastonbury portaloo, and Ive basically just had no internet access. Im also still not back in Brighton, but I will be tomorrow (and very much looking forward to being back).
Thank you lots to everybody for...
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gwen:
Hey
The worst thing when you play the sims 2 too much is when you actually start thinking you are in the game and your real life is fake!....Just me??? oh dear hehe
<3
The worst thing when you play the sims 2 too much is when you actually start thinking you are in the game and your real life is fake!....Just me??? oh dear hehe
<3
souljar:
Well, I spy the Twin Peaks box set which is awesome!! (gotto love the Log Lady intro's)
Will we ever see season 2?
Will we ever see season 2?
Hello hello, I hope you all had a lovely Christmas and ate far too much. I know I did. I've spent the festive season getting wildly excited at all the shiny things, and sampling (by sampling, I mean shovelling down vast quantities of) as many different pudding type things as I possibly can. Right now I'm eating some sort of rum torte which I have...
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dirtydoctor:
Hello, hope you're well!
Happy Birthday for the other day! Sorry I missed it! X
Happy Birthday for the other day! Sorry I missed it! X
mooj:
Hey happy belaaaaaaaaaaaaaaated birthday babe, your making me hungry. I got to eat none of my Christmas chocolate because I got sick on Boxing Day and Moo ma wouldn't let me take any of it home incase I got sick again 
I think I'm the only person alive who actually lost weight over Christmas!!!
Hope you're well
I think I'm the only person alive who actually lost weight over Christmas!!!
Hope you're well
I planned to reply to people's comments and wish all you nice people a Happy Christmas, but this computer is so bloody slow it'd take me all day, and I'm not exaggerating. I logged onto the internet 15 minutes ago and it's only just loaded up this page. So...Happy Christmas to you all, I hope you have a good one
Also, I got a fantastic...
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Also, I got a fantastic...
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remy:
Merry Christmas!
Remy
Remy
johnesmoke:
I hope your christmas was awesome. Have a great New Year's eve.
take care