Ugh. Social interaction. I need to move to a cave. 
You know who I love? ELI!!!!!! She left me a note that said," I schnell you" today. Schnell is my last name. Insert requisite joke about how it means fast in German. Go ahead, I frickin' dare you. Eli, I love Eli, she's not a guy's guy, no way. 
eli:
I SCHNELL YOU SO SCHNELLING MUCH.
plop*
plop*
Well, now I really hope that they give me back my study permit here. You see, I forgot to include a document when I applied for it the first time around, so I had to send in an application to restore my study permit. No guarantees, but I can't imagine that they'll deny me it, as I'm studying and giving them money all the damn...
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pierjes:
Is a french canadian sugardaddy any good... ?
Nah... je rve...
Nah... je rve...
elfalcon:
Hummm... je te marie demain matin |||o|| et en change des services mnagers, je t'offre massages, caresses et pleins d'autres choses ... Let your imagination run wild on this one !! 
Ah... et je fais trs bien le mnage aussi !
Ah... et je fais trs bien le mnage aussi !The kitten is back to purring. Hurrah! His purring makes EVERYTHING a litte bit better. I went to a Halloween party tonight. I dressed up as a gypsie (gitane). I looked hot. Some hot guy (in a cowboy hat!!! ) kept staring at me, and we flirted, and then he left. He was a francofreak and hot. But then he left
. Dammit. J'ai besoin...
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) kept staring at me, and we flirted, and then he left. He was a francofreak and hot. But then he left
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elfalcon:
Ahhh... je te comprends... j'ai aussi besoin de sexe durant cette soire d'halloween... Es tu partante ??
Ne t'en fait pas... les qubcois, franais, ne sont pas tous froids... tu n'as qu' me faire signe si tu veux une preuve...
If you wanna talk live, i'll give you my MSN nick name: Write me at hawksteam45@yahoo.ca... and you will have it !! who knows, maybe I'll be the one making every of you desires come true
I would love to 
See you... Passe une belle semaine !
Es tu partante ??
Ne t'en fait pas... les qubcois, franais, ne sont pas tous froids... tu n'as qu' me faire signe si tu veux une preuve...
If you wanna talk live, i'll give you my MSN nick name: Write me at hawksteam45@yahoo.ca... and you will have it !! who knows, maybe I'll be the one making every of you desires come true
I would love to
See you... Passe une belle semaine !
werekitty:
yep, ta juste a regarder dans mon profile!
Dans le fond faison simple, msn: hekenborg@msn.com
Dans le fond faison simple, msn: hekenborg@msn.com
Je n'ai pas echou mon midterm. En fait, j'ai recu un "B"! 
Notre chat vient d'etre castr. We will all miss Bumby's balls. I'm glad I didn't fail and I'm glad that Button will now not spray. He's all drugged up now (plein de drogues) and not really moving. Even though the vet told me this would happen, it's still kind of weird. Oh, well,...
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Notre chat vient d'etre castr. We will all miss Bumby's balls. I'm glad I didn't fail and I'm glad that Button will now not spray. He's all drugged up now (plein de drogues) and not really moving. Even though the vet told me this would happen, it's still kind of weird. Oh, well,...
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eli:
lache pas ma belle.
BUTTHOLE
BUTTHOLE
pierjes:
"B" is an excellent grade. Congrats !
J'ai donn 200$ a la Gouvernment du Canada. To restore my student status. GOAT BLOWER. BOAT GLOWER! 
J'ai eu une bonne journe a l'universit, pas pour un raison specifique, juste pourquoi tout le monde tait de bonne humeur.
For once they weren't being e-holes. Which is good. Today I asked this one guy, who is SO INTENSE ABOUT EVERYTHING if he ever thought about anything...
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werekitty:
by the way, es-tu l'universit en franais ou en anglais? Pour quelqu'un qui est ici depuis peu, ton franais pas mal bon.
eli:
RUFIO!
Est-ce que quelq'un a besoin de un compte de "Gmail"?
J'en ai 4 invitations. Small kisses. I got a 93 on my Arabic test, but of course feel no pride about this since ]I ALREADY TOOK THAT CLASS. Still, it's fun to know you've done better than 98% of the class....
J'en ai 4 invitations.
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elfalcon:
Well done !!! I also love to get news from you ! You rock my world
eli:
yay for school. yay for you. yay woot woot.
Dude, im pissing myself off lately, i frink we need to have "house meeting" with nice tolerance notes about CLEANING< GARBAGE< DISHES< and your mom.
I LOVE YOU LONG TIME
Dude, im pissing myself off lately, i frink we need to have "house meeting" with nice tolerance notes about CLEANING< GARBAGE< DISHES< and your mom.
I LOVE YOU LONG TIME
Fou de foulards! Je suis fou de foulards, j'en achet trois aujourd'hui! Scarves, scarves, scarves. I bought one for my mom too, she and my father are coming tomorrow.
Excited.
Now, God willing, everything with government documents is ok....I hate bureaucracy. It's like the acceptable form of torture used by western society to brow beat it's citizens into submission and complacency. Well you bastards won't...
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Excited.
Now, God willing, everything with government documents is ok....I hate bureaucracy. It's like the acceptable form of torture used by western society to brow beat it's citizens into submission and complacency. Well you bastards won't...
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eli:
recepticle
fuck that word dude.
fuck that word dude.
elfalcon:
Hey, I miss you... you should be there more often !! You seem so nice !
Bonne journe et porte toi bien !!!
You seem so nice !
Bonne journe et porte toi bien !!!
A roomate is suffering from an acute case of hosebeastiality. This an inflamation of the hosebeastcortex, found in the occipital lobe. What to do if a loved one is suffering from this disease:
-throw out all indie rock
-throw out all dangly earrings
-ban labels and small notes from the apartment
-pray
-ban matching outfits
Sometimes this disease takes over. Best to remember that this...
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-throw out all indie rock
-throw out all dangly earrings
-ban labels and small notes from the apartment
-pray
-ban matching outfits
Sometimes this disease takes over. Best to remember that this...
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drea:
I shoulda figured this a warning when she told me she never listened to song lyrics like ever, she just "hears the music"
Oh you're shitting me, right?
Oh you're shitting me, right?
werekitty:
...Sometimes this helps. I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Well it dpends witch way your going, near Ottawa, your not going to hell, your going to Hull...
but that's not really a good joke...
Par contre, des farces plates a changent les ides
Et question comme a, c'est quoi le rsultat de ton preuve en fin compte?
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Well it dpends witch way your going, near Ottawa, your not going to hell, your going to Hull...
but that's not really a good joke...
Par contre, des farces plates a changent les ides
Et question comme a, c'est quoi le rsultat de ton preuve en fin compte?
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 9:53AM]
chou, pas echouer. Ooopps. Gooooo BRAIN.
desmobile:
what about russi/russir?
[Edited on Oct 15, 2004 11:29PM]
[Edited on Oct 15, 2004 11:29PM]
drea:
Bescherelle would be very proud of you!
Bescherelle would be very proud of you!
Je pense que j'ai vraiment echouer a mon examen hier!
BRAIN, BRAIN, I LOVE MY BRAIN. B-R-I-A-N! I mean,
B-R-A-I-N ! GOOOOOO BRAIN!
BRAIN, BRAIN, I LOVE MY BRAIN. B-R-I-A-N! I mean,
B-R-A-I-N ! GOOOOOO BRAIN!
Je suis tann de parler en anglais, je le deteste. Je deteste aussi l'universit, au moins, je le deteste maintenant. J'ai besoin d'un francoman pour me satisfaire. Bluh! Apres de dire que je deteste l'anglais, un poeme:
Now, too much coffee
Oh yes, hands shaking slightly
midterms do blow goats
Japanese poetry will save our souls.
Now, too much coffee
Oh yes, hands shaking slightly
midterms do blow goats
Japanese poetry will save our souls.
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desmobile:
bienvenue dans ma friends list
eli:
have you joined the francophone group yet?