For those of you who have ever wondered what it's like to be the manager of a strip club, imagine how much fun it would be to herd mentally retarded cats.
All of them going off in different directions, running into shit and then blaming you because they are running into shit.
All of them making angry high pitched hissing noises. Trying to out hiss...
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So I just had a customer come in and demand that I change the movies in the adult theater that's attached the club that I manage. He said that he has seen these before and that I should change them or I will lose a customers.
So I put on a combination of tyanny porn and gay bondage. There, movies changed, fucker
I dont care how cool you think you look, when you wear your hat sideways, you look retarded. And I mean full fucking window licker retarded.
It's officially WHAT THE FUCK Wednesday. I've got one customer in here who looks like Neil Diamond. One customer in here who looks like a little penis in an Ed Hardy shirt. And a chick who just came in to apply, who either just finished eating a bag of Oreos, or that bitch had some FUUUCKED UP teeth.
