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Thank you Suicidegirls

I was having a bad day, But there is nothing like countless numbers of hot naked women to make me feel much better

I'm Old and I Dont Give a Shit!!

Apparently there is an age, Im not quite sure exactly what it is, where grown men dont give a shit anymore. Ill explain, every guy has been in a gym locker room with the middle aged nudist who can't wait to get naked. And like a 4 year old at the beach, the clothes hit the ground,...
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I just got to see Felicia Day in a full Spider-man suit. Ill admit it, there was geek wood.

I feel like if I keep watching American Horror Story, Ill find out that Im dead and that I have been since my sophomore year in high school.

Am I the only one waiting for the Man vs Food guy to die from a massive heart attack?

Its only December 1st and Im already sick of the "Jesus is the reason for the season" bullshit. Im not disrespecting anyone's religion, I just hate this mentality of thinking that just because it rhymes, that means its a profound statement. The reason it rhymes is so mindless retards can remember it. So anytime I hear someone say "Jesus is the reason for the season"...
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I was just driving home and I saw a penis pump box, that someone had thrown out of the car, on the side of the freeway. Oh Bakersfield how I love you so.

Today is one of me favorite holidays of the year. Im not a big fan of Black Friday itself, I just like that today is the official kickoff of the Christmas season and we get in the holiday spirit by being prepared to knife a bitch for a Blu-Ray player thats 20% off.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Today I want to give thanks that Im not Vegan or vegetarian, so I can enjoy awesome holidays like "Turkey day"

A priest, Charlie Sheen and the Hamburglar walk into mcdonalds.......and no one gave a shit. True story. Me, Sarah and Jesse walked into Mcdonalds last night in costume and no one even blinked. People suck!

I just looked up the audio version of "The Book of Five Rings" by Miyamoto Musashi on Itunes. The "Listeners also bought" section just suggested "the Forty-Seven Ronins", "the Art of War" and "Undercover SEX signals". Who the hell is buying books on Japanese Samurai, and sex signals????