draven7794

Is it bad that a mid day trip to a strip club has inspired me to get my Personal Training certification again?

OK, I need other people's opinions.

I dated this girl about 10 years ago. I was crazy about her and fully ready to marry her. Until she broke up with me for (And possibly cheated on me with) a guy who ended up treating her like shit.

10 years later, we have put things behind us and become friends again, at least on Facebook. I...
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Brand new items up on Ebay. Check them out because Im trying to fund a trip to Vegas in July
Ebay ID: Pulver7794

I have some new comics up on Ebay. If youre interested, my Ebay ID is Pulver7794

Arizona and "whore pills"

I know that it has been a long time since I have written one of these, but I haven't found anything that was stupid enough to get me pissed. I started to worry that I was getting old and maybe I just didnt have the fire that I used to. I want to thank the entire state of Arizona for proving...
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Quinton "Rampage" Jackson wants out of his UFC contract. He says that he feels disrespected by UFC because they keep putting him in fights with wrestlers and people who can easily take him down. In related news, I am trying out for the NBA, but I will take it as a sign of disrespect if the NBA puts me against anyone taller than me. HEY...
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Have you ever had a dream that had a soundtrack? I did this morning, and the song that kept playing over and over was Separate Ways by Journey.
So if I have to hear, you do too lol

I did a telephone interview with someone from American Ninja Warrior tonight. So I'm pretty sure that Im much closer to trying out for the show next week.

Daily Dose of Stupid - Fuck you Twitter Twats

So today I was listening to the Adam Corrolla podcast and during the news, they reported that during Paul McCartney's performance at the Grammy's, this past weekend, scores upon scores of Twitter twats rushed online to declare that they are fucking retarded. There were tweets suchs as "Who the fuck is Paul McCartney?", "Who's the old...
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Have you ever looked through your internet browser history and had to ask yourself, "When was I looking up Steppenwolf?"

I just heard that Fear Factor filmed a segment where contestants had to drink donkey urine and semen, and then decided that it might be in bad taste to air the segment. WOW, you mean this didn't occur to you when the segment was pitched, or when it was being filmed? This didn't cross your mind until it was time to decide whether to air...
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