draven7794

Ive decided that I am going to write a book. I saw a book titled "11,00 things that should make you miserable" But when you opened it up, this douche just listed things that annoyed him....for 200 fucking pages. He didnt explain a single damn thing. He just listed things like "Telemarketers, Door to door Salesmen, Rush hour traffic, last call." So I decided that...
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Triple Scoop of Stupid

In the wake of the Casey Anthony thing, I think we all need some funny. And as always, I am here to deliver.

Does everyone remember Chris Hanson? The "to Catch a Predator" guy? Ok, well Chris Hanson was caught by hidden camera, cheating on his wife with a woman who was 20 years younger than him. HAHAHAHA, TAKE THAT COCK...
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Daily Dose of Stupid

I know I have been pretty lax on my Daily Dose of Stupid blogs, but Im unemployed and except for the gym and to see my awesome girlfriend, I dont leave my house too terribly often. But on the same day that the U.S. Postal Service and AARP decided to remind me that Im getting older, Almighty God dropped comedy gold...
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Thanks for the Perfect Birthday

This past weekend was my birthday and I have to say that it was pretty damn great. I had the kind of birthday that I love. There were tons of friends and family who either called or dropped me a line on Facebook. With the exception of my Dad, who called me at 5:00 in the morning because he is...
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Things I DON'T miss about my 20's

My grilfriend, Sarah, is planning her birthday party and she wants to do a '96 themed party. So that got me thinking about where I was in, and around, '96, and it really got me thinking about my 20's. There is a lot of shit that I really don't miss.

I dont miss girls who brag about the...
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I just heard a news story that the Los Angeles County Museum of Art just spent $1.5 Million to create an exhibit where a 350 ton boulder is balanced over a trench and people can walk under it. SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT FUCKING IDEA IN EARTHQUAKE COUNTRY!!!

Don't you have to achieve Grace before you can fall from it???

So today's headlines from the MSN website read, "Teen Mom star threatened to commit suicide". My first reaction was,"Let me know when she succeeds". So I read the story and it reported how Amber Portwood called police this morning and told them that she was going to kill herself. For those of you...
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For all future "Paranormal" movies(such as Paranormal Activity, or Paranormal Entity), here are a few tips for surviving.

1)When someone says,"There's something weird going on in this house, CHECK THE FUCKING CAMERAS THAT YOU SET UP!!!!

2) Dont wait until you get dragged across the room by something you cant see, before you get your ass out of the house.

3) Get a priest to...
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I just need confirmation that Im going to hell

OK so today I heard that my buddy's wife wrecked her scooter, and hit the pavement at about 30 mph. And I have to say that my first response was laughing my ass off. Is that wrong?

Let me explain:
First of all, she is ok. A little banged up, but still among the living. The...
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BAR HOPPING IS FUCKING STUPID

Sorry I havent posted in a while, but I have been a little busy lately. I wrestled this past weekend in San Luis Obispo. It was a great crowd and I have been told we had the best match of the night. I tried posting the video but it was a epic fail because Im a tech tard.

Here is...
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