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WHY DO I LOVE REDHEADS SO MUCH?????

In a recent study done by researcher Werner Habermehl, PhD, from the Hamburg Research Institute in Germany, redheads have more sex than their Blonde of Brunette counterparts..... For all you people who have always asked my why I love redheads so much. Now you know why, and I have scientific proof to back me up.

Who's bright idea was it to use 80's pop songs in Old Navy commercials? Hey Old Navy, youre using music from the 80's to attract customers who were, more than likely, born in the 90's. GREAT CALL DUMBSHIT!!!!!!

Im having a hard time deciding who is the whiniest main character, Luke Skywalker or Daniel LaRusso.

FUCK YOU, YOU TREE HUGGER!!!!!

OK, I feel better now. I needed to get that out of my system because of a smewhat heated discussion that I had earlier with my friend. She is of the school of thought that all immunizations are bad and the government is lying to us. I am of the school of thought that I really dont give a shit...
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The last couple of days, in a nut shell:

Have you ever had one of those days where your family is either going to end up being the death of you, or just a really messy headline in tomorrow's paper?

Either Biggie Smalls originally wrote Motorhead's "Orgasmatron", or my ipod has a very interesting glitch in it.

I was at the gym today and for...
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I just heard a news story about a French guy who's wife divorced him because he didnt have enough sex with her. OK, Now that that's a legal precedent, Im putting that in my prenup agreement.

I must be getting old. There are public service announcements telling kids not to be bullies. When I was a kid, the only way to get rid of a bully was to punch him in the fucking face.

I love how the first thing I saw when I got online was Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly broke up. Under that was a hyper link to Minka Kelly's profile, because most people dont know who the hell she is.

Does anyone else find Sookie to be the most unnecessary part of True Blood?

Has anyone else seen the commercials that say the cops are cracking down on drunk driving? One question: what the fuck were they doing before?

YOURE AN IDIOT....AS SEEN ON TV!!!!

DVR has to be the greatest invention of the last 10 years. Because without it, I would have to watch all of the commercials that are basically calling me a fucking idiot. When did it become so hard to peel a hard boiled egg? Are people dying in freak egg shell accidents? Is that why "Eggies" was invented?

And...
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