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I've never been with a Spanish chick before, oooole'
- Who else but Quagmire?


Last night was fabulous. Having sex for the first time with a girl you've been dating (or whatever?) on Valentine's Day is so cliche, but also really good.
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einglaswein:
'muy bueno' es una subestimacin.
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arkane:
GigiriGigiriGigadi!!!

Dude, definetly doing black cat this friday. We live like 3 blocks from it so if you need a place to crash or something, we got ya all.
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My Netflix movies are totally slowing down, this is bullshit. The conspiracy is true. I've told enough people how awesome Netflix is that they should give me good service just based on referals alone. Damn corporations, with their for-profit business practices and their... make-out parties.

Tonight I'm going to listen to Elliot Smith records and tear up pictures of ex-gfs and also, take a bunch...
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er:
whew...i'm glad i'm not a business associate. and also that you don't have my phone number. i repeat: whew.
arkane:
Beats blockbuster... they never invite to their parties.
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I like my humping the way I like my martinis... Dry.


I just heard a remix of Bloc Party's Banquet that has the Banquet instrumental with Mike Skinner from The Streets rapping over it about how he stole a mic from a British radio station while he was being interviewed and used it to record A Grand Don't Come For Free. It was so...
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arkane:
Hell yeah, i'll let you know as soon as I know whats up...
einglaswein:
my dad works for FedEx. i could get a discount.
He'd probably want to know what was so very urgent, though, and that would just be awkward.
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Between the 2-hour Arrested Development marathon and the 3 or 4 hour making out and drinking beer marathon, last night was pretty damn close to being perfect.
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er:
i know you're a perv. i was kind of kidding.
er:
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Interesting night. I think I'm going to watch that movie Closer now. I don't know why.
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er:
i'm not sure 'coy' is your style.
jamielee:
Awesome time on Saturday. smile Come to Karaoke!!!
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I finally have internet in my apartment, welcome me to the twenty-first century!
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arkane:
You were missed.
er:
thank you for looking out for me. i mean it. no thanks for being right, though.
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Maybe I'll have internet at my house tomorrow?
er:
did you find someone to drive you to the beach?
cheech:
You might've found a sex act that will divide up the folks, yes. Some they like, some they don't like... fitting into the whole holiday-giving theme.
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Everybody is talking about Valentine's Day lately. They say: "Fuck Valentine's Day" "I heart Valentine's Day" "My man shouldn't need a calendar to tell him to show me that I'm special" "They should have a Steak and Blowjobs day in March, for the guys" etc.....
and I'm just like "You guys are taking away from the significance of Black History Month. Let's talk about George...
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face4radio:
We called it "Freshman Orientation"
jamielee:
Were you really laughing at my "anal" joke, or were you just humoring me?? wink
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Dear company I work for,
If you could go ahead and reimburse me for the $995 I spent on a training class that starts next week, that would be great. You know, whenever you get around to it.
Love,
Drew
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arkane:
So save you a seat?
nycgirl:
L.I is nice, the suburbs you know. There's tons of bars and clubs here as well, but nothing compares to Manhattan. The mix of people and cultures is something that I enjoy a lot, always new spots to go to as well!

I'm hoping to move to closer or in Manhattan, some time this year, but Im too comfortable with this affordable rent.

You must come visit again! plus now you can add +1 friend wink ...thats me of course blush
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I wanted to start a alt-porn website with naked girls with gold and platinum teeth and call it www.SuicideGrills.com but somebody already beat me to the domain name! OMGWTFBBQ!
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jamielee:
er totally serenaded you in your previous journal. Count yourself lucky. Any song where a dude whispers "cheek to cheek" is a keeper.
cheech:
I want to start an alt-porn website called All Of Paul Wall's Hoochies.
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The SGDC party on Saturday night was just as crazy and fun as I had expected. You all are some weird people, in a good way. I can't wait to play guitar hero and connect four again. Also, I want to know who chugged my Bacardi Select, because it was there one minute and gone the next. I brought it for everyone to share so...
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cheech:
I've been WAITING for a pothole-based comedy!
er:
i had never seen that dress you're wearing, or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes...i had been blind...lady in red.
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Spatula... Spatula... Spatula...


That R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet DVD is so awesome. I can't wait for volume 2!!!
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mrdeity:
It was good to meet you. smile
mnislahi:
it was awesome meeting you! kiss