so this ass clown wannabe photographer sends me an email threatening me because apparently his girlfriend contacted me and asked if me to design a website for her without his knowledge.
I was suspect about the whole thing from jumpoff and figured that it was some loser dude trying to pass himself off as a hot girl, but I reluctantly agreed and since it didn't...
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I was suspect about the whole thing from jumpoff and figured that it was some loser dude trying to pass himself off as a hot girl, but I reluctantly agreed and since it didn't...
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deucecaddy:
check out rubber_dishes's work for killer pro pix. he's a killer photographer and a great guy too boot.
jhoneilmc:
Rubber_Dish
How do you tell a child that Santa Claus doesn't exist? This question has recently come into my life thanks to my nephew. Helping keep the charade about mythical present bearing beings has robbed the little cookie eating machine of the knowledge that the X-Box and various Nintendo Gameboys and Gamecubes he loves to play incessantly were not in fact gifts from a jolly fat...
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sophie:
are you worried that if you take him to the show, people that you work with will say: "hey! here's the kid that got the new kitten from his supercool uncle!"
because if that's your fear, i recommend the raised eyebrows method of response.
your nephew will hear this and turn to look at you, all questioning?? "the easter bunny brought me felix, right?"
and your response need not be: "well actually son, holidays are a sham." better off to say, "i don't know junior. some folks don't believe in an easter bunny, but i think you should make up your own mind on the topic. plus big mikey the fighter here isn't known for always getting his facts straight."
because if that's your fear, i recommend the raised eyebrows method of response.
your nephew will hear this and turn to look at you, all questioning?? "the easter bunny brought me felix, right?"
and your response need not be: "well actually son, holidays are a sham." better off to say, "i don't know junior. some folks don't believe in an easter bunny, but i think you should make up your own mind on the topic. plus big mikey the fighter here isn't known for always getting his facts straight."
quinne:
what phrase
I reverted back to my male, white trash upbringing by spending Sunday night watching Wrestlemania with the boys and getting hammered. I realize that technically speaking being a small kitty cat, I don't actually have a major requirement to be white trash, but you get the point. The whole time I felt guilty because I had to break plans to stay in with the woman...
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WRESTLING IS NOT WHITE TRASH.
Wrestling can also be applicable to various other ethnicities, including but not limited to Mexican, African American, Swiss, and German. Wrestling didn't really take with the French, though. Nor the Japanese.
Don't discriminate.
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Wrestling can also be applicable to various other ethnicities, including but not limited to Mexican, African American, Swiss, and German. Wrestling didn't really take with the French, though. Nor the Japanese.
Don't discriminate.
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meow:
Most of the ppl I know who lived near campus just grabbed a bunch of friends and rented a big house in Clifton. Yeah, its kind of a risky neighborhood but a young strappin lad like yourself should be alright.
I used to be a WWF - oops! wwE - fan back in the day.
Desperated Housewives???? *takes you off her friendlist*
I used to be a WWF - oops! wwE - fan back in the day.
Desperated Housewives???? *takes you off her friendlist*
I had this crazy dream last night where this claymation version of Frisch's Big Boy got into an ice cream truck and drove around selling ice cream to little claymation boys and girls. The weird part is that as the claymation Big Boy traveled into rougher neighborhoods, the ice cream truck morphed into a green lowrider drop top caddy and Big Boy morphed into a...
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arlo:
hahahahaha. that is probably THE coolest dream i've ever heard about.
xox.
xox.
msiandpaste:
:-D hmm... somehow I don't think I'm going to become horribly famous but I'll hook you up with an autograph so you can... umm... have a napkin with my sig on it to wipe your nose with when you get a cold? heehee xoxox
Last night I was at the Hoffbrau Haus in Newport and got all kinds of drunk. I wanted to go to an all-night greasy spoon over on Monmouth for some stuffed hash browns, but my friend Claire wanted to go to the Diner on Sycamour and since she was driving I had to settle. Sobriety makes me think she didn't want to go to said...
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msiandpaste:
yeah... I wasnt going to post any ;-) make you all wait haha... Thank you :-)
kellyjanice:
awesomeness... i am so glad you are interested in my art... 
I was bored at work so I decided to start going through past journal offline entries. I think I planned to someday put a book together or something, but I've got so many projects going it sort of fell through the cracks:
I remember Danielle because she was my very first model. She set a pattern for most of the figure models I have ever...
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I remember Danielle because she was my very first model. She set a pattern for most of the figure models I have ever...
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msiandpaste:
Hey! Thank you for the tips, a big help I must say. I'm just using a digital camera... and I don't know much about cameras at all 
haha... Luckily I do have a full length mirror AND figured out how to use the timer on my camera... sooo... perhaps it won't be quite as disasterous as I had thought. Oooh... telemarketing would be awful... I don't think my job is nearly as horrible as that... but thats partially cuz I hate calling people on the phone, especially to people I don't know
haha... Luckily I do have a full length mirror AND figured out how to use the timer on my camera... sooo... perhaps it won't be quite as disasterous as I had thought. Oooh... telemarketing would be awful... I don't think my job is nearly as horrible as that... but thats partially cuz I hate calling people on the phone, especially to people I don't know
msiandpaste:
I think I can handle that!!! I found some other pretty decent angles doing practice shots... sooo... *crosses fingers* haha
I borrowed my father's drill but for the life of me I have no idea why. 
My application to start a club the luchadores was declined. It's descrimination against wacky masked wrestlers!!! A plague on both of their houses
Being broke sucks. At least my credit card goes active at midnight and I'll be able to move my car. first place I'm going is the...
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My application to start a club the luchadores was declined. It's descrimination against wacky masked wrestlers!!! A plague on both of their houses
Being broke sucks. At least my credit card goes active at midnight and I'll be able to move my car. first place I'm going is the...
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paz:
I remember the episode you are talking about! it was a few seasons in.... it was about some wareworlf or somethign with big finger nails. ha. wow. its been forever sinc ei have seen that episode. i used to be a hardcore addict back in the day. and since i caught a rerun a few weeks ago i am back in full effect
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Writing that music entry made me realize that EVERY Journal fan is in the closet, and they're actually probably the most popular band ever, but no one knows it, because no one will admit being a fan.
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I finished my friend JT Stahr's promo video. Those interested can check it out on my personal site here
I don't actually keep the site updated so clicking anything else leads to a bunch of old stuff for an assignment.
I haven't decided what I should do with that site because I was forced to purchase the space and now that the class is over...
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I don't actually keep the site updated so clicking anything else leads to a bunch of old stuff for an assignment.
I haven't decided what I should do with that site because I was forced to purchase the space and now that the class is over...
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dr_u:
La tigra
chelsea:
Thanks for the comment, I watched the video, I think the song choice was perfect, well done. 
So I'm working on my friend's site and watching 2004 World Series of Poker. I think it would be cool to be a professional gambler that way when I'm broke it i'll be because I lost it to a set of threes instead of because my job doesn't pay enough to cover my student loan payments.
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xip:
I have no idea if we get anything extra for being favorites... for me, so far all I've gotten is a warm fuzzy special feeling in my heart and sometimes loins.
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retsin:
for pictures use ..
[ img ]http://www.addressofphto.com[ /img ]
only take out the space.
[ img ]http://www.addressofphto.com[ /img ]
only take out the space.
I saw part of when Harry met Sally the other day and realize that like Billy Crystals character, I want to fuck my female best friend.
I always have and I probably always will.
Its not so much out of lust (though don't quote me on that) than more out of curiosity. What if it turns out that the reason we cant find lasting relationships...
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I always have and I probably always will.
Its not so much out of lust (though don't quote me on that) than more out of curiosity. What if it turns out that the reason we cant find lasting relationships...
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paz:
there are 2 things in this picture....
1:i can down that irish car bomb faster then majority of my friends, some of which couldnt even do it.
2:this picture also shows my elbow which didnt form right when i was in my mom's tummy. so it sticks out funny, and i can't straighten my arm all the way.
and thats about all i have thats gross or interesting.
there are 2 things in this picture....
1:i can down that irish car bomb faster then majority of my friends, some of which couldnt even do it.
2:this picture also shows my elbow which didnt form right when i was in my mom's tummy. so it sticks out funny, and i can't straighten my arm all the way.
and thats about all i have thats gross or interesting.
paz:
oh yeah... and i bleed once a month and dont die.
thats pretty gross
thats pretty gross
St. Paddy's was awesome and a little bittersweet. My friend Sparxy announced that he was moving to London to live with his ex. So we had no choice but to drink til beer o'clock. 
My other friend is unhappy with her boyfriend, telling us how boring he is. It is ironic how comical her life is with such an addiction she has to creating drama.
My other friend is unhappy with her boyfriend, telling us how boring he is. It is ironic how comical her life is with such an addiction she has to creating drama.
xip:
I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM.
I just get bored and I find myself apathetic after I get into a rut, so I have to create whirlwinds in my personal life in order to keep myself entertained and emotionally stimulated. I think my last boyfriend, who was completely and utterly insane, maxed out my drama quotient for awhile because my current boyfriend is generally dependable and even-tempered, which creates a docile and comfortable personal environment, so yes, not much drama, but certainly more comfortable than that last crotch pheasant.
I occasionally wonder how much longer the complacency will last.
It'll be all right. I'm pretty sure if we could just have fight-sex and make-up-sex ONCE, I would be satisfied for another 6 months.
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I just get bored and I find myself apathetic after I get into a rut, so I have to create whirlwinds in my personal life in order to keep myself entertained and emotionally stimulated. I think my last boyfriend, who was completely and utterly insane, maxed out my drama quotient for awhile because my current boyfriend is generally dependable and even-tempered, which creates a docile and comfortable personal environment, so yes, not much drama, but certainly more comfortable than that last crotch pheasant.
I occasionally wonder how much longer the complacency will last.
It'll be all right. I'm pretty sure if we could just have fight-sex and make-up-sex ONCE, I would be satisfied for another 6 months.
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