drstinkypants

I hate doctors.
I can't imagine what would provoke someone to go through medical school. Probably massive amounts of childhood abuse
In seriousness though, I can't figure out if its the money, or the urge to be some superioristic (just made up that word) asshole.

earlier i watched "Pretty in Pink" the whole way through for the first time.
i AM Ducky... and that is so depressing.
the scrawny, obnoxious, not quite funny in the way he wants to be etc. that's me baby, ME
strawbettie was right

back from the dead motherfuckers

ok kids. the billing cycle changes soon which means im out like trout. use the contact button if you wish.
peace

so here i am. finally 20 free minutes while the sauce stuffed pizza cooks in the oven and what do i see? whoever the hell gus van sant is, in the place where a pretty girl should be.
that was slightly disconcerting

i cant beleive how many people have an opinion/response to the statement 'i like coffee' it truly does show what a force coffee is. you could say its even a world power.
coffee must disarm. if it does not, we will invade. and we probably will if it does, just because it would be so easy.
*ATTENTION TEXANS: IF THERE IS ICE ON THE ROADS...
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i like coffee

eventually the need for human contact will go away. i just need to wait it out. im getting better at this. its like excercise. in a few years it might not even bother me. that would be nice. i could focus on doing something productive.
it just sucks right now. its the goddamn warm weather. im not a fucking machine for christ's sake. thats ok....
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rollins was fucking awesome. y'all should go see him. its more than worth it.these are the dates and locations you can buy tickets through shitty ticketmaster
aside from it being effin terrif i dotn know what to say

i thought i was in a good mood. then i remebered its just the coffee talking. ill take what i can get though. oh coffee, how i love you.
people reading this: i am taking suggestions about where to take this girl tomorrow. its not a date persay. when i asked for her number she said, "yea we should hang out". thats really not...
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college is great. students are a constant source of hilarity. yesterday i saw a prostest table outside the union that said "free iraq". which is a pro war table i guess? it was brilliant.
theres no room for satire with people like that around.
thats on top of the fact that protesting in itself is a complete waste of time. social change through stating your...
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update update yeahyeahyeah
boris the sprinkler is the most unknown and underrated band in the history of music.
tonight was my first aquisition of a girls phone number. ever. shes a fox too. i was slightly surprised she gave it to me on account of the pretty boy who kept stealing the conversation. but she touched me more and leaned in closer when she was...
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