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Only i could pull of a lunch meeting with a bunch of clients dressed like a bum with technicolor red and black hair(because i was not given the heads up since i was out sick late last week) and be called a "real delight" and "intelligible speaker with a passion for what she does".

Fuck i'm charming

NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you, you giant fucking Q!
How are you feeling? I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, Merrry fuckin' Christmas!

In a way, i kinda miss snow days just because no one ever expected anything from you. And i also didn't have to wait until 6:00 to shovel everything. The latter being the thing i miss the most. You would think my sister's husband (they live next door) would help my parents out but no. He waits until its dark out so he can do...
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Nothing ends a really painfully long monday at work than having a cup of scalding hot chocolate defy physics and explode.

I wish i was kidding. literally 2 minutes ago. Cup was just sitting there. All of a sudden..
KASPLOOSH!
Yes, it had the sound and splatter effect of someone getting slashed in the face with a scythe.

So now i have to clean my...
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Took a totally random trip to the American Museum of Natural History today because i was crazy sheltered as a child. We spent about 3 hours there (we were there until closing) so we're definitely going back, we just hit up everything we really wanted to see. Was pretty sure my friend meg was gonna have a stroke at a couple of points from all...
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Holy shit, I'm Randal Graves

Crank 2 - High Voltage Trailer

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy? fuck.

i know what will make me feel better.