dontpooyourself

I've just been accepted into an apprenticeship program at a high end custom electric guitar shop in Boston. East coast, bitches. Now this is happenin. That's how I roll.

All jokes aside, I'm really effin excited, and a bit nervous as well. Anyone know of any good places to eat, places to avoid, etc?

It's kinda weird, just a few days ago I was complaining...
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My brothers alarm keeps on going off, and he's still not getting up. I'm all for hittin snooze, likesay, but I really wish he'd quit abusin the privelege.

I need a fucking job, stat. I can feel my mind wasting away. Playing the guitar and the ukulele all day is still really sweet and all, it just doesn't really bring in the funds I desire....
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Transitional periods are fucking cool.

I went out and got toe up last night, a week night, and today I stayed naked until practically three o clock in the afternoon. Naked. And in my bed. All day.

I love life.

Fuckle.

I'm becoming such a jerk.

The world must be rubbing off on me.

So this guy just knocked on my door, and two seconds after it I knew exactly what he was doing: Selling magazines. So I told him, "I don't have any money, so if you're looking for that or any sort of donation or anything..." And still he continued saying that he wasn't out here looking for anything like that, he's just trying to earn points....
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Did you know that you can use a Borders gift card at Amazon.com? So even though I am one poor bastard, I got the 7th volume of Samurai Champloo today. As excited as I am, I know the series ends here, so it's kinda disappointing at the same time...

I played poker for over four hours tonight, and broke dead even. Didn't make a nickel, didn't lose a nickel over a period of more than two hundred and forty minutes. Exactly even. Igfuckinzactly even.

Does anyone else think this is rather odd?

I'm not very good at life. I don't suck, but I'm just not good.

I'm pretty good at poker, though. Three and a half hours of dealers choice and I'm up seven dollars. Fuck yeah!

"Please let them find semen in my dead Grandma's vagina."

Tell me the origin of this quote and I will give you a dollar. Try and fail and you owe me a dollar.

I should be cleaning right now. Our landlord is coming out tomorrow to make an attempt to repair our dishwasher, so I can do even more cleaning. Woot. Woo. He'd fuckin better not want me to help him.

On a positive note, thank you holiday vacay for allowing me to watch adult swim, something I have missed every goddamn week because of school.

I have...
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Fuckle.