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Karaoke last night.

I did "Dancing with Myself", "Suspicious Minds", and "Call Me". When I reached the chorus of the latter I realized I had chosen poorly, and was faced with a choice of AC/DC-style screaming or bringing it down an octave. My newfound interest in American Sign Language should tell you which was the path I chose.
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voltaire:
Karaoke is sooooo fun... I love it... I usually sing patsy cline tunes though......
superflea:
I realize that buying state of the art electronics is a losing proposition from the outset, but I do so love gizmos. However, a 50" widescreen DLP for around five grand is pretty sweet, given what decent large-format TVs were going for even just a year or two ago. Plasmas and LCDs are prohibitively expensive, I haven't seen a quality CRT in a widescreen, and projection models risk burn-in (a problem for any gamer), so DLP seemed like the answer, except for the fact that it has this one latency issue which makes it unacceptable for the rhythm-gamer set. Apparantly it also throws off his Street Fighter, and we can't have that. Otherwise I might beat him once in a while. biggrin

Nonetheless, I think the car is ultimately the way to go. (Besides, if you and God are on the same page, I'd be a fool to resist.) Besides, in our tiny apartment, the TV is about three feet from the couch, so even my meagre 19" RCA that I bought in University for three hundred bucks is effectively seventy-five feet wide from that distance.

I may have to start perusing the dealerships to decide between the Acura and the Mazda. I'm giving a closer look to the Mazda3 now, but I think my heart will always belong to the Protege5. Is it wrong of me to like the yellow one? Back when I was still living with my parents, my mom drove a yellow jeep that I wound up using a great deal of the time, and my friends had no end of fun with the colour. I affectionately referred to it as "the Tonka". But I see the yellow P5s on the road now and they always catch my eye.

I never claimed to have any sense of style. I just know what I hate. And I don't hate those. smile

If my gf and I were to ever part ways, I think the material possessions would be pretty easy to sort through. We have pretty distinct tastes, and the only major purchase we've done jointly was a big Ikea run last summer, and just about everything in that transaction was bought in pairs. Still, I don't think the fact that sorting the property would be easy would make the rest of it any easier. We could have had a car for the two of us ages ago, but we're keeping the big things seperate for now, just until we're sure that we're sure. We's in no rush.

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Two poems by Michael Ondaatje for today, both from his book, Handwriting. When Ondaatje's good, his verbless sentences say more than any vulgar declaration of action. He's got an eye for detail and a deep faith in the integrity of his own imagination, often relying on a series of images to form the structure of a poem. I'm talking about structure and Michael Ondaatje--obviously,...
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podlebote:
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thefuckingdaddy:
Ho. Re:HOOK UP, I meant no harm, I was interested in a picture of a jacket that was posted by flux a while ago, and then it all went pear shaped. I'm sorry if I offended anyone, especially said jacket wearer, which I've allready appologized to. Why am I saying this, as if you should care about my appologies... I guess I want to lead a life of reconciliation.

bok <--

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I produced three pages yesterday, and they are terrible. No, perhaps not terrible, but I don't want to go on with them.

I have learned that my writing suffers from the same trouble that has always plagued my mind: it is weighed down by the mundane, trapped by the real.

If I could soar like Peter Carey, then I would be happy. Please go read...
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adjunct:
The world's literary gravity seems to be every writer's enemy. [here is where I disgrace your journal by continuing to write about people whose work is profoundly un-literary] I went to a reading by William Gibson earlier tonight [ack! sci-fi alert! run!], who basically talked about doing the same thing for everything he's published, including Neuromancer and his most recent book. On the other side, of course, is the idea that when you have a good idea, but nowhere else to go with it, setting it aside for more work in the future is the best and possibly most difficult act of self-preservation imaginable.

[To salvage my reputation, I'm currently reading something by Jose Saramago]

And as for the question from your last entry, I think you should only switch to Obuibo if you can promise us the same lack of propriety you attribute to that character. I'd pay to see a dogslife doppelganger wreak havoc.
superflea:
I totally agree with you. I'm probably coming off on the Boards like a huge industry thug right now, but I think that copyright law has to become a lot more clear, and that fair use has to be expanded to realistically encompass the genuine needs of the end-user.

New ventures are most definitely needed, and the current model isn't sustainable.

But why does it have to change because people are killing it, and not simply because the technology is there to redefine it?

At the end of the day, why isn't "you shouldn't do it because it's wrong" a good enough argument?
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Superflea, my crippled friend, this one's for you.

...

Don't really have much to say. Just got laid. Not one to kiss and tell, though. Let this be said; I may have just discovered tantric sex. See, there was a window, and as it often does when the house is a-rockin', it opened, and for whatever reason, probably something to do with pride or prowess...
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troglodyte:
Yes, we finally convinced the navy to stop testing their damned nukes out at the base.
superflea:
I want to point out that I did read your earlier entry about the importance of form (ie a book is deliberately a book, whereas a film is deliberately a film, and a small furry creature from alpha centauri is deliberately a small furry creature from alpha centauri), but I was curious if I could get you to think about your own art outside the box, just for a bit of fun.

I hate going to the dentist.
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Yes, four consecutive days of journals. It just comes.

I just got Television's Marquee Moon and I have realized that I may in fact like punk a whole lot more than I thought, but only if we can agree that punk doesn't have to be the late 70s adolescent four-on-the-floor clichd whining I once thought it was. (For examples of tired interpretations of punk, you...
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siv:
oh, you silly Canadian ponce!!! i am vehemently proud of my curmudgeonliness and my cynical BAHs which echo down the halls of the populace's, er, pop...pop....pop-palace.

in no way could i e'er be offended by you, my dear. smile a)you're just too much of a sweety-head and b)we have the same sense of humor, just aboot.
superflea:
Okay, less cooking, more journals!!!

I'm chairbound and bored! (Which would make a particularly nasty double entendre subtitle for a scene from Pulp Fiction, now that I think of it.)

I have a whole pile of Talking Heads stuff, starting with the Sand in the Vaseline compilation and then moving on into purchasing the individual albums. I don't know if they're remasters or not, but it's positively eerie how much quality output those guys had. I've even got the book ("This Must Be The Place") sitting unread on my shelves after years of hitting every Chapters and Indigo I came across in desperate hope of seeing it. I should tear into that. I've got a few weeks to kill.
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In an email advertising hundreds of "white trash sluts" and "welfare moms" under the age of 21 who "may not have class" though they're each possessed of "working pussies and tight asses great for fucking" appears the following message.

as in a personal letter where a father is giving advice to a daughter.
important for writers. Do you end sentences with new
anything you prefer....
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zerogirl:
I'm trying to wrap my brain around that message, and somehow, it just does not compute.
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From: "Gerard Colon"
Subject: Re: Important appointee

hello
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please signup here
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singsong
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lizfitts:
Hey, are you Canadians awake yet? Good morning! smile

beaky:
thanks for the second testi....
It really means a lot to moi...
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Am I in a particularly pissy mood or is that whole "which is better--the book or the movie?" question one of the stupidest debates going?

A book can't be "made" into a movie any more than a movie can be written down and called a book. What makes a well written book good are the ways in which it occupies its form. The first fifty...
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uncognitive:
The videogame. wink

I do think "better" in this case is totally subjective, and almost always boils down to "which one you experienced first".

Like hearing a really good cover song before you've listened to the original version, it's hard to think that the original one is the "right" one (case in point, the Pixies cover of "Head On").

If you love a book, the movie's almost certainly going to be different, and almost never in a way you'll see as an improvement. And vice versa.

I loved the movie Fight Club, but after hearing how the novel was much better, was very let down when I read the book.

Oh, and even though Our Favorite Six Foot Swede (no, not Leif Erikson) didn't make it, I still made it out to the SGB and had a blast overall. No wife, no drinking, and I kept my pants on, much to the delight of the afterparty attendees.
adjunct:
I had your reaction when, in the later part of high school, friends started photographing their artwork for inclusion in portfolios to be submitted to art schools. Conversations went:
-What are you doing?
-Photographing my paintings.
-Why?
-I need pictures to send to Tyler/MICA/UArts/SVA with my application.
-Are you applying to the photography program?
-No, why?
surreal

I think the source of your ire is not that people are actually saying the movie was better than the book, or vice versa, but that the film just wasn't very good in strictly filmic terms, and that's a disappointment when the book was great on literary grounds. The comparison is within the field of films, not books. However, films adapted from books generally aren't very good, and I think you're on to why- scriptwriters try to excise everything that isn't a story, but try to call the script by the same name. It's absurd.

This, of course, doesn't stop hacks from writing books as if they were making a movie. Elmore Leonard, whom I'm only thinking of because I just saw a completely fawning interview with him where his self-congratulatory answers both irked me and piqued my interest, actually writes his novels in the traditional three act structure that scriptwriters use.

I've had several friends who were into prog rock, where concept albums based on written texts are extremely common. It requires endless self-control for me not to throttle them while they tell me about Magma and their albums based on a fictional alien race + language, as if stringing together some sounds and making up a backstory is somehow a replacement for situating a text in a culture, an author, and a reader.

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Yes, two consecutive days of journal entries. I'm a machine, folks.

So I come home today after a hard day of slogging dead stock out of the travel section and what do I find but a woman, a beautiful woman, making me dinner! Made me happy, yes it did.

I think I sold poor ol' Alden short yesterday. I was reading more of his stuff...
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siv:
i love you and your girlfriend both. This from grouchy old cynical me.
superflea:
Sorry to freak you out with the tooth story. Since this mornin'gs trauma, I've successfully eaten (twice!), drank (enough water to drown a really tiny horse, it seems), and brushed my teeth (for all the damned good it's apparantly done me all these years) without discomfort or further gumline mutiny. I've frequently had the tooth nightmares - I wonder how common they are?

I desperately want to not have to deal with this. It seems like the sort of situation to which there is no fun solution.
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Happy Wednesday, all. If you've ridden the subways of Toronto in recent years you may recognize the name of the poet I've cited today. His poem "Canadian January Night" appeared on one of those poetry on the way posters that the government put up in buses and subways in the late 90s to make us all proud of the books being printed in this country...
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siv:
even funnier is the fact that over half the people who come to your journal page likely won't read the poem, either. haha. OH THE WHEEL OF IRONY. it burns, burns, burns.
audio:
that's the best comment i have ever gotten. no joke.
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Two entries in one day! Crazy! How do we do it? VOLUME!

I just bought some groceries and as I was leaving the store, with my bags on a lottery ticket counter while I put on my gloves, the cashier I'd just dealt with called out loudly, "Sir! You've forgotten a bag!" From her frantic demeanour--loud enough to startle me where I stood--and the direction...
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adjunct:
Most recently, the girl and I stomped around the local market looking for a lost bag of birth control pills. At midnight. This included going through every basket in the basket drop-bin and peering into the security guard's office to see if he'd found the bag and stashed it away. The local supermarket is both a Whole Foods-style health food store and a regular supermarket that exists on the periphery between a really poor neighborhood with lots of projects and a large Ivy League school, so it's common to see college kids buying tofu and wheatgrass stuck in line behind a woman buying powdered milk with welfare checks. Regardless, I am usually the crazy person, as the girl and I argue endlessly about obscure ingredients to various packaged foods.
kikka:
my hope? woo it's ugly. if the thing under your bed is ugly...kill it ok? poke it with a stick till it bleeds and is all cute and then dies.
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Enough with the moping, already!

Now for a moment of dangerously inflated ego with your good friend dogslife...

You know that thread that's in the SuicideGirls group called "Our members are so great" or "cool" or "swell"? Well, I'll bet you $10 I'm all over that shit! robot

This has been a moment of dangerously inflated ego. We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming......
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siv:
see, but it says "our members are so cool!" as a permatitle, even when we're talking about our periods or the price of really good knitting supplies.

HOWEVER, my "dogslife-amor-eterno" desktop will never fade.

And no moping. You have a hot talented girlfriend, an army of monkey-fans, a rare way with words, a steady job, your health, and your own place sans parents. I'm first in libe to be you, old boy.
beaky:
But you no longer have long hair so quit living in the past and post a recent profile pic... haha!

Man... my bday is soooo this month yo!