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I never expected you to discuss anything less than modern transcendentalism with your peers. But Santa Clause being a metaphor for ass rape?

I'm so disallusioned.

****** It's not a "hernia" it's a "groin-goiter."

Friend For Life I shouldn't have had to invoke the man.

Yeah, I saw that show with my then serious girlfriend and it was great up until The Incident. I used to love telling that story but the woman hated it as she was one of those girls that likes to live in a fantasy world where feces dont exist. Not that Im some big cheerleader for thatcrap, Im simply not about to let some phobia stop me from telling an awesome Nick Cave story.

holy shit, it's November?
my mom is moveing too, to B.F.E., so im feeling your pain. Does this mean it's harder for us to get presents?

My sub ran out a couple months ago and I've been buying it in stores like some filthy animal.

It is a hassle having to travel during the holidays. When I moved out at 19 I flew home for every occasion but always refused (unless they paid for my ticket) when it came time to celebrate minor things like cousins birthdays or other made up holidays involving Jesus coming back or something.

Still, that feeling that you dont have a place to go back to and relive old memories can be both chilling and liberating.

Oh and that Murray article is flawless. In fact Im going to fall asleep to Groundhog Day tonight in honor of it. Actually, bad idea. Id like to get to sleep as soon as possible so Ill pop in Lost In Translation.

Take that Coppola!

I accidentally clicked "Leave This Group" on NHS. Can you forgive me and readmit me? Pretty pretty please?

Stupid laptop touchpad... grrr....

Some people thrive on rejection. That's why I don't bathe.

They.

They don't bathe. The people who..... thrive.... ::runs away::

Excellent.

I wish more contemporary poetry would dive into the metaphorical treasure trove that are implements of shadowy death. Preach on.

in retrospect, i probably shouldve thought of something more creative to say to start off.

haaaaahahah. that whole thread is brilliant. i blame my lack of current wit on drugs- - i mean- - on the president!

I managed to resist the sausage guy, but only because I already have someone way better.

I am so, so sorry.

Hasta la Revolucion.

so do you have room in your basement?

This past election made me realize something. I may do my best to listen to what each candidate is saying, but I sometimes fall flat on my face trying to figure out why they're saying what they're saying. This is pretty much because, while I do follow our potential presidents, I don't know much about the political system as a whole.

So, since I trust you're wisdom and intelligence, I'm wondering if you can recommend a book (or many) that I can pick up in order to give myself a good education on the political process. I'd just feel more comfortable if next time around my decision was based more on fact than just my opinions of things.

photogirarlasfs just made me read your entire profile like I was some kinda newb. crap.

and you just want Bushy out so that you don't have to deal with me on your couch for the next 4 years.

It isn't America fucking things up.

It's Jesus.

i think it has something to do with opposable synapses.

to hell with costumes. i was discussing the idea earlier of going as an idea. now that takes a serious amount of pretension.

well, done, lobes. well done.

redundancy is your friend. i swear...


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Wow, you're running NHS now? Excellent. I'll certainly rejoin, but I'd like to give some heavy thought as to what I should write about. It's literally be years since I've had to write an essay of any sort, so I'd like it to be a good one.