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The worst part of going somewhere is always the coming home. Where ever I go, it's solidifed that I'm going and that it's happening in January.

EDIT: Wow, that was quick. See you in Toronto!

Heading up to Montreal tomorrow morning to go see ROTMFK (Return of the MotherFucking King) with Audio and whoever else decides to come out. Mmmm, theatre popcorn.

I'd hump Cate Blanchett. Woooo.

Prince of Persia is the most addicting game I've played since Halo. I hate jumping puzzles like everyone else, but Prince of Persia makes jumping puzzles really, really fun. Prince is smooth like...
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Met up with a friend of mine I haven't seen in a few years, went out for dinner with her, her family and mine. God damn, it's nice talking to someone who isn't at all interested in the crap that I'm interested in. We didn't talk about porn, piercings, tattoos or art; just Alberta, BC and the booze we don't drink anymore.

Oh shit dogs!...
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"A guy like you shouldn't have any problem finding a date!"

You'd be surprised.

Every night I walk into my room and fumble for the light switch dangling behind the headboard. I hope that when the electricity shocks through that strip of tungsten, it will illuminate the silouette of someone I can fall in love with, who's curled up in my bed and is annoyed...
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Sensitive readers may wish to skip this and move onto pictures of pretty girls.

Ew.

I live in a big, old farmhouse on 100 acres of land. That means that as soon as it gets cold, 100 acres worth of mice decide to take up residence in my house.

Wait, I'm getting to the disgusting part.

So far I've killed about a lot mice...
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Welcome to hate the world day. I don't know why I've been in such a bad mood, but it sure has been bad. I took my mom out for dinner and just kind of sat there wanting to yell at other patrons. I flipped off a box of kittens, too.

You know what the problem is? I'm missing a nemesis. I need the anti-Rob...
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Weird.

So there's a chance I could get a job at a record company (whose name I won't mention) in Toronto. Now, I've been wanting to move to BC but I'd also like to work at a record company, even if it is doing menial work like filing and collating. If I go to BC it's BC and that's reason enough, but I don't know...
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I suck at first gear. No, that's not a metaphor. I'm really good at reverse though. No, that's not a metaphor either.

Xenon lights and heated seats! S-W-A-N-K!

Cutest car saleswoman ever, too.

New car tomorrow! Yay!

If anything will turn things around for me, it will be this 163bhp of love machine. I've hated my Honda for a while because it's cursed and it tries to kill me all the time, but I want to live in this new car. I want to rub my booty on its supple, vinyl interior. AND IT'S A 6-SPEED! WAHEY!

Wanna...
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Add, "apparently getting flaked on by the same girl for the third time" to the list of things that make me sad. I like her and all, but this is around the point I'm supposed to give up, right? Sure, benefit of the doubt, valid reason the first time, but holy shit... if I'm reading into things the right way, she's back into her ex...
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I'll give you $10 if you can make it so I'm not shy anymore. Seriously. $10 Canadian dollars!

So I'm standing there watching me shoot myself down in flames. I really suck at making first impressions. Argh. "I'll see you online" may as well be, "piss off, runt."

Angst!

I feel like such a stupid kid. I haven't had a crush, a big crush, the kind where you don't know what to say around the person beause you're just full of "wow," in...
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