So... I wanna move to Montreal!!!
God damn, I've fallen in love with a city and it only took a week.
So what did my new love show me to make me fall ass over tea kettle for it? Well, in no particular order:
-metal bar with wind machine on dance floor
-Schwartz's smoked meat
-my friends staying up till the crack of stupid farting...
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God damn, I've fallen in love with a city and it only took a week.
So what did my new love show me to make me fall ass over tea kettle for it? Well, in no particular order:
-metal bar with wind machine on dance floor
-Schwartz's smoked meat
-my friends staying up till the crack of stupid farting...
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I AM IN MONTREAL!!!!!
I assure you pictures will follow...
Smell y'all later ;P
I assure you pictures will follow...
Smell y'all later ;P
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shazzy:
Scandalous!
nicolletta:
Dez, bless us all with a new set!
Okay, so I've finally recovered from that last hangover... 
It's not that I was barfy and miserable this whole time, it's just that I am now fully aware of what I did, what otehers around me did and have started to recover from the ensuing shame...
So on the 5th I got truely blindingly drunk. This was completely unplanned. I dressed nicely... a little trampy...
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It's not that I was barfy and miserable this whole time, it's just that I am now fully aware of what I did, what otehers around me did and have started to recover from the ensuing shame...
So on the 5th I got truely blindingly drunk. This was completely unplanned. I dressed nicely... a little trampy...
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badluckbrent:
Oh yea and the best thing about this is you will have flashbacks that you will remember when a song a smell or something sets it off in your mind and you will think to yourself, "Where the hell did that come from, did I really do that" Dez, if I ever get up there we are totaly going to trash your town like the drunken Viking Pirates we are.
Oh yea and if you really really want a scooter or bike I will try to find you one for cheap so you can trade in your buspass in the summer at least. How much you want to spend. If I was single you would so have one by now because I have been known to get extravigant gifts.
Oh yea and if you really really want a scooter or bike I will try to find you one for cheap so you can trade in your buspass in the summer at least. How much you want to spend. If I was single you would so have one by now because I have been known to get extravigant gifts.
himes:
Dez,
Is it not possible that you didn't lose control of your vagina - but rather your vagina gained control of you. Causing you to spin around poles while it stared at your inebriated company like a toddler with her face pressed up against a bug screen?
I'm sure it's possible.
I've done some pretty embarassing things drunk - but not of the particularly sexual nature - I think it stems from the company I keep
if perhaps I was in the company of someone like you - I might be more inclined to subject onlookers to peeps of sexual perversity - rather than shattering the glass door at my friend's apartment again.
Dirty Pirates must tell drunken tales of tomfoolery - it's in the code - you're only living up to our expectations so save the embarassment
Is it not possible that you didn't lose control of your vagina - but rather your vagina gained control of you. Causing you to spin around poles while it stared at your inebriated company like a toddler with her face pressed up against a bug screen?
I'm sure it's possible.
I've done some pretty embarassing things drunk - but not of the particularly sexual nature - I think it stems from the company I keep
if perhaps I was in the company of someone like you - I might be more inclined to subject onlookers to peeps of sexual perversity - rather than shattering the glass door at my friend's apartment again.
Dirty Pirates must tell drunken tales of tomfoolery - it's in the code - you're only living up to our expectations so save the embarassment
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carcadio:
is my new pagan idol. but I do worst when I'm druk 
badluckbrent:
Dez where are you I miss your antics.
AAAAARGH!!!! Stupid technical glitches!!
I appologize to everyone on my friends list, I've been having major problems accessing any of YOUR blogs. I keep generating an error when I make any attempt to read/comment on any of your journals, total balls!
Since this is the only way I have to communicate with any of you, Happy Birthday Electric (my birthday buddy), thank you for the...
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I appologize to everyone on my friends list, I've been having major problems accessing any of YOUR blogs. I keep generating an error when I make any attempt to read/comment on any of your journals, total balls!
Since this is the only way I have to communicate with any of you, Happy Birthday Electric (my birthday buddy), thank you for the...
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badluckbrent:
I guess you had an awsome birthday party. I am glad you deserve it.
... sigh... so, yes I went out this friday to the usuall place and got good and shitfaced. That would appear straight forward enough right? and I guess it is but at the same time... it's not.
Yes, I realize I'm not making any sense. I'll try to explain...
I am very bored with my life. I am very sick of my town, I know...
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Yes, I realize I'm not making any sense. I'll try to explain...
I am very bored with my life. I am very sick of my town, I know...
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timber_:
happy birthday pretty lady!
disorganism:
Hey, Was this at Starlight?
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badluckbrent:
Dez the dirty pirate hooker got her booty burned. Took me a couple of days to come up with that one. hehehehe
Took me a couple of days to come up with that one. hehehehe
badluckbrent:
Yea 2 days, for the past week my head is been in taking apart Honda 350's measuring them to a knats ass and playing with constant mesh indirect drive transmisions. That water picture made me think of places down here. Although, I know why pirates are filthy and dirty although cool. It is friggin hot and sweaty down here.
Gutten morgen y'all!
Well I realize that for the most of you this is just another monday morning, but for those of us in Canada it's a national holiday likeable to the US 4th of July ie I don't have to go to work today
So what did I do with my long-weekend thus far? Aside from getting drunk repeatedly (to the point where I...
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Well I realize that for the most of you this is just another monday morning, but for those of us in Canada it's a national holiday likeable to the US 4th of July ie I don't have to go to work today
So what did I do with my long-weekend thus far? Aside from getting drunk repeatedly (to the point where I...
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chanel:
what campus is that?
tech29:
Cool gang ...
K, so went out thursday night. I ate lobster for the first time and proceded to drink my face off. I didn't plan on getting shitfaced... it just kinda happened. We met this dude, he kept buying us shots of Jager, nuff said! I did crawl into work on friday morning feeling like a sack of busted assholes. That plus the fact that I had...
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nicolletta:
i like you dirty!
i won't cook you lobster to our first date, babe
i won't cook you lobster to our first date, babe
badluckbrent:
To my favouritest Suicidegirl...
...so... not to be a bitch, even though I am... the Gala kinda... um.. not that awsome.
Thank God for Kara and Effie! I still can't believe that girl came all the way from Boston. PS she's a total firecracker, small package but pure trouble... come to think of it that applies to them both... I'm such a luck girl!
Don't ask me who he...
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Thank God for Kara and Effie! I still can't believe that girl came all the way from Boston. PS she's a total firecracker, small package but pure trouble... come to think of it that applies to them both... I'm such a luck girl!
Don't ask me who he...
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absolution:
i bet that guy had the best night ever!!
absolution:
you crack me up. i love!!
GALA GALA GALA GALA GALA GALA GALA GALA GALA GALA GALA GALA GALA GALA GALA!!!!!!!
Get ready to see my underwear y'all!
Get ready to see my underwear y'all!
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trevallion:
Shit, they need to invent people that are less fucked up.
tech29:
Any more cool old man stories from you job ... that guy cracks me up he reminds me of a long since past Uncle.
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mrsnow68:
thats so cute!
effie:
Aww what a cute kitty
2. Will make tax free money for 4-5 months
3. Loves me completly and totaly as I do her.