Men do not listen to Joni Mitchell. Let me clarify; men do not volutarily select music written or performed by Joni Mitchell to listen to for legitimate enjoyment or entertainment.
This may just be my opinion, however, IT'S FUCKING TRUE!
He may be Italian. He may be a good cook. He may even be a well payed theoretical physicist ie also quite intelligent, but dude...
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This may just be my opinion, however, IT'S FUCKING TRUE!
He may be Italian. He may be a good cook. He may even be a well payed theoretical physicist ie also quite intelligent, but dude...
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Damn... sad to say, but I need to get laid. Seriously people; for medicinal reasons if for nothing else... blergh...
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absolution:
boobies and breakfast. i love it! thank you so much for your comments 
they made my day 
go get you some lady! i need to, as well.
....for medical reasons, of course.
they made my day go get you some lady! i need to, as well.
....for medical reasons, of course.
badluckbrent:
Just remember it is all for medical reasons if you wear a white lab coat... That is what I learned at this school at least.
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tie:
haha i never had the feeling that toronto stinks ... but i had a cold when i was there so i probably couldn't smell it 
where are you from? i guess not toronto
uuuh and yaaaay... for kicking doushebags in the crotch!! i actually did it.. but this bastard kicked back!...
thx for the hairstyle tip ..
where are you from? i guess not toronto
uuuh and yaaaay... for kicking doushebags in the crotch!! i actually did it.. but this bastard kicked back!...
thx for the hairstyle tip ..
badluckbrent:
I wanted to read the book and haven't got to it yet. I think it is funny when they campy things up. They eluded to so much sex and debauchery I was wondering. Mmmmmm Audrey was a good ride, I love riding her not fast but slow, I feel sorry for the people around me because I had to do some mechanical things to her that make her smoke like a MoFo with oil smoke when I stop and she gets cold.
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renji:
look at you sexy lady, winning awards and such. 
sweetzen:
i must see your costume, wheres the pics?
Woot! Woot!
So, I got VERY drunk on monday. How drunk? you ask. So drunk that in order to avoid being murdered by my room-mate (who in all fairness had to work in the morning) due to the excessive noise we were making I decided it would be a good idea to wander the city. The only problem was that I was dressed as a...
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So, I got VERY drunk on monday. How drunk? you ask. So drunk that in order to avoid being murdered by my room-mate (who in all fairness had to work in the morning) due to the excessive noise we were making I decided it would be a good idea to wander the city. The only problem was that I was dressed as a...
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posh:
Is your set still pending?
stuntchef:
Don'tcha love Mondays.......I was wondering around dressed as a priest with a paddle.
Kara is a squirrel
I love her ther most.
Brook is a douche
I love her ther most.
Brook is a douche
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zaccone:
or perhaps a roast
badluckbrent:
That is what I love about waking up early and going back to sleep. The dreams I remember and they are so freaky but cool.
And you are right that is a freaky dream.
Yea for space camp!!! You could be like, "One time in Space camp I..."
They have a new space ride at Cape Canaveral that takes you through a blastoff in the shuttle.
You know if you ever want to come down here you always have a place to sleep, that would knock 500 dollars off of your trip...This place other than the scumbags is really paradise.
And you are right that is a freaky dream.
Yea for space camp!!! You could be like, "One time in Space camp I..."
They have a new space ride at Cape Canaveral that takes you through a blastoff in the shuttle.
You know if you ever want to come down here you always have a place to sleep, that would knock 500 dollars off of your trip...This place other than the scumbags is really paradise.
Big hands?!?! Is that a tag? For serious, BIG HANDS!
... thank god they didn't notice my feet...
... thank god they didn't notice my feet...
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demon:
you look like a pin up!
thanks for your comment .
thanks for your comment .
cinquecento:
ciao ciao Dez
I have design only the tattoo that I have on my left arm
When I have time, i want design the "flash" collection with my style for the tattoo artists....
muah!
I have design only the tattoo that I have on my left arm
When I have time, i want design the "flash" collection with my style for the tattoo artists....
muah!
New set accepted, WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
... must keep drinking as the rest of my life is shit so pardon me, gotta go!
xoxo ;P
... must keep drinking as the rest of my life is shit so pardon me, gotta go!
xoxo ;P
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nicolletta:
unbelieveable, i just came to ask you for a new set! witchcrafttt
can't wait to see it, white trash sistaa
can't wait to see it, white trash sistaa
phantasy:
Now that it has your approval I am very happy!
Body armour, back on!!!
So who else is totally depressed that "Fat Kid" is dead? A sad bit of trivia I picked up from the special features portion of the Monster Squad DVD. And it wasn't one of those noble deaths like he ran into a burning pet store to rescue the last hampster and didn't make it... he pulled a Nicholas Cage in Leaving...
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So who else is totally depressed that "Fat Kid" is dead? A sad bit of trivia I picked up from the special features portion of the Monster Squad DVD. And it wasn't one of those noble deaths like he ran into a burning pet store to rescue the last hampster and didn't make it... he pulled a Nicholas Cage in Leaving...
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badluckbrent:
Arrrrg it is talk like a Pirate day.
shazzy:
WOOHOO!!!! We rock
I'm... troubled. I'm waiting to go out to dinner with the fam. Brother's birthday, woo hoo 'n such. Free delicious food is unfortunately not the problem.
The problem is... and here's where I show my girly, emotion-feeling stupid insides that refuse to die no matter how much I drink... I'm missing someone. Someone that I know doesn't miss me and most likely hasn't thought of...
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The problem is... and here's where I show my girly, emotion-feeling stupid insides that refuse to die no matter how much I drink... I'm missing someone. Someone that I know doesn't miss me and most likely hasn't thought of...
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badluckbrent:
It is cool to have girly feelings you are a girl, someone actually got past the kevlar skin you have. I just worrie that is all...
I often think of Zombii's comment of when the end of the world comes and there is only people who listen to cool music are either vikings or Pirates, and I am like Marcelles Wallace in Pulp Fiction, I will have Stripper polls everywhere, with good music Everyone drinks and makes marry, and slices there is cherry and Rubarb pie.
I often think of Zombii's comment of when the end of the world comes and there is only people who listen to cool music are either vikings or Pirates, and I am like Marcelles Wallace in Pulp Fiction, I will have Stripper polls everywhere, with good music Everyone drinks and makes marry, and slices there is cherry and Rubarb pie.
badluckbrent:
Everybody likes pie...
There's nothing like mastubating in the tub while listening to Danzig to melt my troubles away...*sigh*... beats the shit out of Calgon... especially with so many of my favourite residents dying/dead as of late... Mommy needs a kitchen floor marguerita.
For those of you who don't know how to make a kitchen floor marguerita you take one rollingpin to one bag of ice, add tequilla...
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For those of you who don't know how to make a kitchen floor marguerita you take one rollingpin to one bag of ice, add tequilla...
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melikefire:
I really hating waiting to see more nekkid Dez too. I have been looking forward to your next set for a long time. You're one of the hottest and funniest SG's. Your clown phobia cracks me up. Good luck with the future set...we are all looking foward to it!
hellomrworld:
metal masturbation .. cool!
... can't sleep.... clown will eat me...
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connielingus:
They touch you I eat THEM!
How you been, gansta?
xoxoxo♥
How you been, gansta?
xoxoxo♥
tech29:
Well i lived to tell the tale ... .... water does help you know
Hey wait a minute - my paradise is a paved parking lot!
Joni - you have some explaining to do.
D, I'm sure he's still a nice boy - (though the well paid theoretical physicist made me raise an eyebrow. Only one I ever met was a grad student at Columbia who studied electron theories at temps near absolute zero - we shared an apartment with two other people in a sublet of a sublet in a housing project in East harlem - he was certainly not well paid.)
but then again there are other boys out there. Ones that cook, and aren't italian - AND don't want to be buried in a pet cemetary.
loves dies and the search continues. so it goes.