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Check it;
photobuket
This made me laugh my ass off for realz. I think that's the only picture in existance that shows me looking remotely thin. I'm no boney bitch, some days I wish I was... like when I want to wear skinny jeans, but what cha gonna do? Me, I wear boot cut and get over it. Then I have a drink and eat...
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photobuket
This made me laugh my ass off for realz. I think that's the only picture in existance that shows me looking remotely thin. I'm no boney bitch, some days I wish I was... like when I want to wear skinny jeans, but what cha gonna do? Me, I wear boot cut and get over it. Then I have a drink and eat...
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ziggycash:
you are a skinny sexy lady. me on the other hand is one husky bastard. back in the day i used to define my physique as david bowiesque now it's more like chuck lidel... or pen gillette
brandonjive:
we might have to elope ;p
<3
<3
Weeeeeee! So, I did make it to the shoot on sunday... and I survived! It was so amazing; 2 hours of hair and makeup... by the end of the shoot I was fishing clumps of mascara out of my contacts with a tissue OUCH! My eyes were leaking all of monday but so what, eyes grow back right?
I don't actually have any of the...
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brassknucklebaby:
Holy sweet Jesus lady,
That is hot as hell. I cannot WAIT to see the pics.
SO MUCH FUN TO CATCH UP ABOUT!!!!
Plus set being qued up AS I WRITE!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxox
That is hot as hell. I cannot WAIT to see the pics.
SO MUCH FUN TO CATCH UP ABOUT!!!!
Plus set being qued up AS I WRITE!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxox
badluckbrent:
Hummmm Whiskey, Banjo's and Beehives that sounds like a good set in the future.
Who's an idiot? I'm an idiot!
Yep, went all the way to TO for a shoot... only the shoot wasn't scheduled untill tomorrow :/ I'm a genius!
Looks like I'm going back to TO tomorrow... party...
Yep, went all the way to TO for a shoot... only the shoot wasn't scheduled untill tomorrow :/ I'm a genius!
Looks like I'm going back to TO tomorrow... party...
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gatsby:
you did tell me! what are you, psychic or something?? :-p
xoxox
xoxox
brassknucklebaby:
Bwaaaaaaaahahaha
I'm getting caught up on your blog life.
Turns out it's pretty awesome and hilarious.
*MAUL*
I'm getting caught up on your blog life.
Turns out it's pretty awesome and hilarious.
*MAUL*
Why do some people insist on trying to force their views on to me? Yes I'm 27 and not married, no I have no children, no I'm not PLANNING on having children. How can I plan on having children if I'm completely single? And since when is it any of your business Miss Nosey-sittin-on-your-ass-instead-of-workin-bitch?
And no, I will not be taking your brilliant advice of...
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pulse:
people talk because they have mouth....
casper:
hahaha, if youve ever seen Idiocracy, very silly movie, but the beginning part shows how stupid white trash tend to reproduce the most,
and educated intelligent people wait til later in life, and thats why the world will eventually be only populated with dumbfucks.
smart girl,you.
(pOOp)
and educated intelligent people wait til later in life, and thats why the world will eventually be only populated with dumbfucks.
smart girl,you.
(pOOp)
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blackberrie:
hahahahaha... sorry, that was hilarious.
zaccone:
I wonder what endless celstial sex is like ?!?!?! (o_0)
NO RESOLUTIONS!!! I don't believe in them. In fact, I believe they are pure crap. However, I do believe in applying knowlege gained from 2007 to 2008.
Such as, drinking 'till I blackout = not fun.
Hangovers should be an occasional affliction, not a chronic illness.
Eating the same diet+drinking like a fish+stopping routine exercises = my ass getting fat! That's just science.
See? Nothing...
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Such as, drinking 'till I blackout = not fun.
Hangovers should be an occasional affliction, not a chronic illness.
Eating the same diet+drinking like a fish+stopping routine exercises = my ass getting fat! That's just science.
See? Nothing...
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wolverine43:
ya great way to kick off 2008 eh lol
codyad:
thanks 
!
im kinda sad i wont be around to see your second set go live, but maybe in like 9 days it will hopefully.
!im kinda sad i wont be around to see your second set go live, but maybe in like 9 days it will hopefully.
SWEET FUCKING CRAP!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By that I mean, thank you SG staff for promptly queueing my second set. I am ever so grateful for yet another opportunity to expose my special areas via the internet to a world wide audience. Yippee!
On that note, Happy New Years to y'all! Except all you fuckers I hate, you guys can go fuck yourselves
Smell ya in the...
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By that I mean, thank you SG staff for promptly queueing my second set. I am ever so grateful for yet another opportunity to expose my special areas via the internet to a world wide audience. Yippee!
On that note, Happy New Years to y'all! Except all you fuckers I hate, you guys can go fuck yourselves
Smell ya in the...
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zaccone:
I guess I'll get started on that fucking myself part, oh wait you don't hate me 
. How were your holidays?
. How were your holidays?
absolution:
oh, wow!! yes!! i can't wait to see your new set! 
i
hope you're having a lovely new year !! thanks for all your support!
ihope you're having a lovely new year !! thanks for all your support!
"When I think about what's worse for society, cigarettes or porn, I think to myself, 'Damn, I need a drink.'"-GTO
So... who else celebrated x-mas sipping from a coconut with an umbrella?
Oh, yah and QUEUE MY SET! FUCK!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
So... who else celebrated x-mas sipping from a coconut with an umbrella?
Oh, yah and QUEUE MY SET! FUCK!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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ziggycash:
i figure i have spent too much time semi pro it's time to make the next step.
i stay away from the drunk olympics because one time i got them mixed up with the special olympics.
i stay away from the drunk olympics because one time i got them mixed up with the special olympics.
mneylu:
Ha. Awesome quote.
And re:sets- I hear that- though more like accept it!
argh!
The xmas break xtra wait is just.. "argh!!"
and your sockful of quarters idea is awesome
And re:sets- I hear that- though more like accept it!
argh!
The xmas break xtra wait is just.. "argh!!"
and your sockful of quarters idea is awesome
Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set!
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feerlessfreddy:
yes, queue your set!! happy holidays!!
jenniebomb:
Thanks for the birthday wishes!!! hehe now I'm 25 so I feel old... well, I suppose it is Christmas now, so Merry Christmas!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO! It's the weekend!
Feeling way better. Yah, I know I tend to hurtle up and down emotionally on a dime.. but thankfully my extremes are short lived. Back to sweet, sweet apathy.
PS Gwar rocked my sox off... well technically it was my bra but you know what I mean. The day after was the best. I some how made it into work...
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Feeling way better. Yah, I know I tend to hurtle up and down emotionally on a dime.. but thankfully my extremes are short lived. Back to sweet, sweet apathy.
PS Gwar rocked my sox off... well technically it was my bra but you know what I mean. The day after was the best. I some how made it into work...
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tie:
duuuuude... i just booked my flights to ontario next feb.
have to find out where the bad smell comes from.
rock on, lady
have to find out where the bad smell comes from.
rock on, lady
brassknucklebaby:
I'm COMING OVER TOMORROW NIGHT FOR CRAFTS AND BOOZE AND CUDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I fucked up... seriously fucked up.
This is not an exciting recount of a steamy night and a broken condom, nor is it a tale of a bank heist gone wrong. This is a chick's diary-like confession of a friend (me) fucking another friend over.
I had a best friend. She did some things she's not proud of but she appologized for them... eventually. It's...
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This is not an exciting recount of a steamy night and a broken condom, nor is it a tale of a bank heist gone wrong. This is a chick's diary-like confession of a friend (me) fucking another friend over.
I had a best friend. She did some things she's not proud of but she appologized for them... eventually. It's...
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badluckbrent:
Looks like Dez has learned some things about herself lately.
This one
This one
I also know some people can't tell the difference between a joke and serious encouragement in... unsavoury behaoviour. I know now not to joke about that...
is so fun to do to people then tell them you are joking. Because the look on their face is fantastic. It was funny when I was in the Air Force at least because people are so damn up tight, Mormons, Right wing Christians, etc..Maybe I am getting it wrong.
I think we should buy this http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63730&viewitem=&item=180185616514&_trksid=p3907.m29
Hoist the Jolly Roger and sail the 7 seas raping and pillaging.
78walk:
You're human. We all make mistakes. The vast majority of mistakes are not fatal, if the aftermath is handled in the right way. The critical thing is to have the capacity to admit our mistakes and to really learn from them - it sounds like you're making progress on those fronts. Hope you and your friend are able to make it through this bumpy stretch.
p.s....bible update...still undecided...considering burning.