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Heh, heh... that was dramatic eh? Whatever... I have a chronic problem with expecting too much from people. My bad.

In other news, creepy-stalker guy got banned from my regular! Now I can safely drink and shake my booty without fear of being accosted, YIPEE!

Mmmm, pilfered chicken is the tastiest chicken

WOW! It's so nice to know I've got good friends when it comes right down to it... no really... oh no, wait a minute...

I'M SORRY!!! I haven't been around much lately; bad Dez! bad! I'm so busy enjoying my life and living. It's kinda weird but I'll get around to an update eventually I'm sure... I may need to take out a restraining order against a major freakazoid who's dramatically over dramatized our chance encounters into a tortured love affair and one of my favourite people ever...
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REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! SO... ya... vote for it 'n stuff and I'll be your best friend

For sure more later I promise...

Soooo... been a while since last I posted, hunh?

What's new, what's new?... ? Well, I've realized I can only find men that are either completely unavailable (married, addicts, moving to foreign countries in three days, etc) and irresistable or of no real interest to me and crazy as fuck! What part of me never calling you, never initiating a conversation with you when we're...
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Well, he's dead. Harry's dead to be specific. Those of you who've followed my blog know somewhat who he is. Those of you who are unfamiliar with the zaney character known as Harry, he was an elderly resident at the long term care facility where I work who once confessed that he was not only in love with me but also felt fairly confident that...
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OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! my stupid neck hurts! I've been gymping around my place for the last two days making old man noises and rubbing myself with linament... hotness. Why must pain killers/muscle relaxers cause severe nausea? It's balls I say!

That's just enough whining...

So I'm totally freaking stoked cause I may have found a new photographer! This is exciting because of my three sets only one...
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WOOOOOOOOO DOGGY!!! Y'all know how to make a girl feel wanted. Thank you so much for the incredibly positive feed back on my newly posted set. For the record, that set was part of one of the most perfectly amazingly fun times of my life. I'm so glad I could commemorate it with pornography to share with you all.

Hugs and kisses to all your...
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So I had another rediculous dream last night. It started out with the recurring suicidal fish scenario. Ya see, when I was 15 I got some tropical fish for this huge aquarium I'd inherited from somewhere or other but I didn't know about water conditioner to neutralize the chlorine so I slowly killed them but not befoe they went completely insane. Everytime I'd move around...
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