It's official, I am a horrible person. I date the nicest person ever and it's not enough for me. I JUST broke things off with him a few minutes ago. Now I'm crying. What the hell is wrong with me?
GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'm in hell! No fucking word of a lie... why must men and relationships with them involving me be so fucked up? SHIT! ASS! CRAP! DAMN! He's so nice... the nicest, most honest, straight forward and reliable person I've ever met. That being said, I'm so bored! NO SPARK! Grade A friend material... I have no desire to fuck him. Fucking is THE defining... Read More
You can come chill with me, Ha ha! No, you should lounge by the pool at Wet Republic, located at the MGM. Monday is the best day to go. You cant beat a cool pool and alcohol on the scorching hot days here. Other then that, there is all kinds of trouble you can get into out here, you just gotta find it. Have fun!
Shit I suck eh? What can I say other than I've been RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYY busy lately... and a little lazy. Yes, I've been fucking my man... and what a man! All goodness, no childish drama or bullshit... it's totally freaking me out!
Oh, and... I got a NEW JOB! I'm so excited I can't find words to describe how I feel. The closest I can get... Read More
I FINALLY HAD SEX!!! Dear god! It only took slightly over a year... oh, you heard me I said YEAR! Clearly this unfortunate stint of celibacy was entirely forced and in no way voluntary. How did I avoid the perils of insanity? Well, it involved an unyielding regimen of crochet, reading, exercise and cleaning... oh, yah and drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.
I KISSED A BOY! And he's cute, and has a job, isn't an alcoholic, was only a little drunk at the time and his police record is due to be expunged any day now It's so weird... some day soon I just may have sex with someone other than myself!
PS We (my chicas and I) have invented a shot, the Pussy Bomb. It's essentially... Read More
Anyway - chin up. At least you have awesome friends like me to tell you how great you are.
It was so nice to get the chance to hangout this weekend!
Whenever you're going to be in the city, lets figure some sort of visiting out.
I think you're awesome!
Hope you're feeling better, too. This blog makes me super sad.