I am so tired of worrying about finding true love. I should be happy that I have a good life and a family who loves me. Yeah yeah. Is it so wrong to want to get laid on a regular basis? I just want to watch TV and snuggle too. Really. Anyway...
My son and I went to see the new Harry Potter movie today...
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thegrey:
theres nothing wrong with wanting to be with someone, or wanting to get laid on a regular basis. 
devil_bitch:
I am sure that there is nothing wrong with it. It's just that most of my friends are married and the ones that aren't either in a comitted relationship. Everybody always has some great words of wisdom. My favorite is "stop trying to find love and it will find you". What is that? If I'm not looking out for me who will? 
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I just want to go on the record and say that I AM NOT A LESBIAN!! Not that there is anything wrong with being a lesbian. I am thankful for lesbians but, just because I can find another woman attractive does not make me a lesbian. Eventhough I have had sex with another woman and do not object to doing it again, does not make...
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So I got absolutely no sleep last night. I think I fell asleep about 3:30 AM and woke up about eery 15 minutes after that. Then I had to get up at 5:30 to do mommy things and participate in a field trip with my son's class. Despite dealing with a butt load of second graders it was quite fun. Now babysitting the niece and...
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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and hands the inn keeper three nails and says...
"Can you put me up for the night?"
ba da bumb
"Can you put me up for the night?"
ba da bumb
According to a recent poll found on MSN.Com Kansas City and Whicita are the No. 1 and No. 2 WORST cities in the US for dating. Makes me feel so much better... NOT!!!!!
Come on. As if the Midwest didn't suck enough!
Come on. As if the Midwest didn't suck enough!
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Happy Mother's Day to all you mom's and single dads out there. I had a good day. I ate a lot of really good food and I get to go see Van Helsing. Yeah hotties!!! I am not feeling all that retrospective today. Meet a new guy. Hopefully things will go well and he won't be a psycho. 
QuentinTarantino... How I love your madness... Marry me? 
Goddess bless lesbians. I danced the night away at one of our cities finest gay bars. Beautiful women everywhere. Saw a girl with knee socks on. Whew!!! Just because I prefer the beef side of the menu does not mean that I can't appreciate the meatless entrees!! Good night everyone!!! 
Today I feel like a riddle inside a mystery wrapped up in an enigma.
That and I got a haircut this week and I am suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I get to bratsit my neice and nephew. I love those kids but sometimes...
Anyway. It is a beautiful day in KC. The sun is shining and the weather is great. I am gonna...
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That and I got a haircut this week and I am suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I get to bratsit my neice and nephew. I love those kids but sometimes...
Anyway. It is a beautiful day in KC. The sun is shining and the weather is great. I am gonna...
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Delusional
I believe I can cure it all for you, dear
Coax or trick or drive or
drag the demons from you
Make it right for you sleeping beauty
Truly thought
I can magically heal you
You're far beyond a visible sign of your awakening
Failing miserably to rescue
Drunk on ego
Truly thought I could make it right
If I kissed you one more...
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