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I have such a collosal boner for Christian Bale it's not even funny. Now that I've silenced any and all who were laughing at the thought of my boner, I'll get down to business.

Heading down to the old 'family estate' (more of a 'house', really) for a few days... it's supposed to snow, which will be kinda cool, but a little mucky because snow...
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A girl of some sort, who I suspect was also my cousin's ex (though no official statement has been released) arrived today. She was very short, even compared to me, and spoke Japanese fluently despite having been born in the US. Astonishing! She was awesome, and had tartan pants...

also they brought me potato cakes. Though en-route to coldness, they were still very tasty. I...
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I got some arabica sauce at the food show..

for some reason, I prefer smelling food to eating it. Especially when it comes to curries.

well... back to the Daria marathon

Note the new elefunt-inclusive picture. He is lovely, and has magnetic feet so he huggles round your fingers. My lady has a bat with similarly bi-polar properties.

The new photo was taken just as I was about to head out for a tasty dinner at Gurkhas - a wunderbarful Nepalese restaurant on Lygon. Gurkhas fucking ROCK, too... I mean - the regiment. According to 'The...
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Yay! I've fixed a thing, and now life is good again.

In other news, I'm going to see the new Batman on Monday. It looks to be a comprehensive piece of entertainment, and features that skinny man from The Machinist. Looks as if they went with the fake plastic muscles again, as Batman is not famed for his protruding clavicles - hell NO. BATMAN... he...
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Fla* indeed. My awesome long coat of doom got chewie on it, and is now at the drycleaners. May it continue, post-Friday, to coat me in its pristine goodness. (Is it bad writing to use the verb 'coat' to describe a coat?)

I obtained some season 2 Harvey Birdman through... a legitimate means... so I will watch them a little later. For now though, it's...
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Ugh... I feel like shite today and I have no idea why.

Okay, I know exactly why, but it crept in in a most unexpected way. Little bits and pieces of crappy luck now set me off in a big way, instead of just being blips on the radar.

I'll just have to wait til I feel better... at least I know it's gonna happen...
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Moolah. The theme for today is spondulicks. I have handed to the wondrous people at the ITAS another of my timesheets, and about $300 will be on its way to my account within the.. month. This is impressive, considering they accidentally SHREDDED (yes, that's right) an earlier submission.

I put new photos in my gallerium. All are of me, but I'd need permission before I...
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Awesome - a hawt girl called Paz has put naked photos of herself on this website. Lucky everyone.

Actually, there's quite a funny story attached to this. 'Paz' shares her name with a guy at my school who had a deformed hand. He was also called 'Paz' (astonishing!). He tried, as part of a group, to steal computers from the attached K-6 school, but got...
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... nup, still alive. I am now a small child once again, but with the body of a man. We were climbing on stuff and jumping over shit... it was beautiful.

Also I did cartwheels! Those things I've not ever done ever are now well and truly piled into the d0nez0red box. Then I went home and ate fudge. I might eat more later.

Yay...
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