Mmmm, Ma made apple crisp. Gorgin' like a bastard on free eats. I was offered yet another store closer to where I'm at. I scoffed and turned it down. Trying to run me into a store with an aging hippy manager and a drive thru. The day I wear a headset is the day I climb into that clock tower I've been eyeing. The one...
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Thursday moring. I have my coffee and time to my self-sweet. I think I'll ride down and take a look at the place I want to move to. See ya soon kids
I would like to amend yesterdays entry about life going well. God has struck me down with a mild vengence. I was trying to be nice to my little sister so I drove down and took her to the grocery store. Showed her how to save $ on groceries, she now has food for 2 weeks and some extra cash. So I drop her at...
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deadmansparty:
since I'm talking to myself I'd like to add Michelob Amber Bock is a cheap and satisfying Dark Lager, recomended for that alcoholic on a budget
deadmansparty:
I think I',m drunk
I'm stuck in a hole where the rain gets in....no wait, that's my car. I'm insured now 1-800 Safe Auto!!!
I can't wait til' they send me that fat guy to dance with.
Something has gone horribly awry, life is treating me ok-dun dun dun. Car's doing it's thing legally, $ is flowing alright, found an apartment complex that's close to work and the city....
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I can't wait til' they send me that fat guy to dance with.
Something has gone horribly awry, life is treating me ok-dun dun dun. Car's doing it's thing legally, $ is flowing alright, found an apartment complex that's close to work and the city....
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bryn:
make me a cheesecake with your new spring pan!
youve done plenty, mdear.
i think i got the Russian business covered [thanks to zee sword].
thank you
youve done plenty, mdear.
i think i got the Russian business covered [thanks to zee sword].
thank you
Aids walk was soooo long. The other day during the high winds I had a plastic bag fly out of my hand. Worried about it just becoming forgotten trash on the side of some road I took off after it like a bat outta hell. After that first step I could feel the pain, I am not meant to run, I pulled something. So Whats...
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asha:
haha, too funny. must...not....end...up...with...ugly....old...guy.....NooooooOoOoOO!!
mikael:
Bryn's sword: Shitfuckyeah!
Dude, that groin sound horrible. I've been there, and there's precious little you can do. I think I found some codeine in the cupboard and chased it with a beer. Can't ice it; hell, you can't even acknowledge that it's there else fold in half to the pain. Good luck.
Dude, that groin sound horrible. I've been there, and there's precious little you can do. I think I found some codeine in the cupboard and chased it with a beer. Can't ice it; hell, you can't even acknowledge that it's there else fold in half to the pain. Good luck.
Horrible, large woman at work. She spoke to the mgr at the other store I work at about a product we have that we aren't selling until oct. but have on display. Then proceeds to tell me that another items displayed on said product is free if she buys the product. Said item is more expensive then said product. Unknown to large, horrible woman I...
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bryn:
eeeeeewwwwwww..... scary large Starbucks-obsessed lady. me no rikey.
you should have kicked her ass....except that she probably would have sat on you.
mmm....swingy chin....in't it sexxy?
oh yeah. so the joke did take a sec.
i was like "pass a board?....oooohhhhhh......i get it"
you silly nugget.
actually, sunday is the one day i have plans this weekend.
im gonna go see Once Upon a Time in Mexico [you wouldnt want to be there anyway, cos me and the Madame will be giggling uproariously about sexy yon Capn Sparrow as a gun-toting wetback, accompanied by sexy yon Antonio as a gun-toting wetback. yum.].
PLUS... i Might be shooting said set tomorrow....
or next week. not quite sure yet.
thanks...... i appreciate to offer for companionship.
oh... and bring a pair of unwashed jeans next time. i need a partner to duel with.
you should have kicked her ass....except that she probably would have sat on you.
mmm....swingy chin....in't it sexxy?
oh yeah. so the joke did take a sec.
i was like "pass a board?....oooohhhhhh......i get it"
you silly nugget.
actually, sunday is the one day i have plans this weekend.
im gonna go see Once Upon a Time in Mexico [you wouldnt want to be there anyway, cos me and the Madame will be giggling uproariously about sexy yon Capn Sparrow as a gun-toting wetback, accompanied by sexy yon Antonio as a gun-toting wetback. yum.].
PLUS... i Might be shooting said set tomorrow....
or next week. not quite sure yet.
thanks...... i appreciate to offer for companionship.
oh... and bring a pair of unwashed jeans next time. i need a partner to duel with.
chrono01:
Aint nothing wrong with tellin tales. Deadmen are the ones with the most important tales, if you ask me. 
Fucking customers. Always trying to rip ya off. Wantin something for nuthin. Takes SO DAMNED LONG to drill such simple information into their thick thick skulls.
BTW: Seatbelts = Excellent damned choice there, man.
Fucking customers. Always trying to rip ya off. Wantin something for nuthin. Takes SO DAMNED LONG to drill such simple information into their thick thick skulls.
BTW: Seatbelts = Excellent damned choice there, man.
I have to wear a brace for my carpal tunnel now.
I look like a beige Robo-cop. Grrr. So much suck.
Been thinking too much about too much. What the hell
am I supposed to be doing? I can't make coffee the rest of my life and domestication just doesn't seem right. I'm confused and the few people that know me well enough to talk...
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I look like a beige Robo-cop. Grrr. So much suck.
Been thinking too much about too much. What the hell
am I supposed to be doing? I can't make coffee the rest of my life and domestication just doesn't seem right. I'm confused and the few people that know me well enough to talk...
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bryn:
hehehe i hear ya.
id be an acoholic if i wasnt so damned broke.
share what you got-- speak your mind. thats what we Sag's are good at anyway.
i am in a seriously weird spot in my life right now too. [if you couldnt tell], and sometimes misery really does love company, so spill it sweetie.
ive thought about joining a Wiccan commune. im not really Wiccan, but its as close to what i really believe in [and how i would practice it if i practiced] as organized religions get. its just that safe little niche in a community of people that are supposed to love and support and respect you for what you believe in [instead of shunning you or teasing you about it] that is so appealing. well... for me anyway.
haha! go Robo-cop, go! im just kidding. you probably get a lot of that shit.
well im not gonna be one of those annoying assholes.
oops. too late.
id be an acoholic if i wasnt so damned broke.
share what you got-- speak your mind. thats what we Sag's are good at anyway.
i am in a seriously weird spot in my life right now too. [if you couldnt tell], and sometimes misery really does love company, so spill it sweetie.
ive thought about joining a Wiccan commune. im not really Wiccan, but its as close to what i really believe in [and how i would practice it if i practiced] as organized religions get. its just that safe little niche in a community of people that are supposed to love and support and respect you for what you believe in [instead of shunning you or teasing you about it] that is so appealing. well... for me anyway.
haha! go Robo-cop, go! im just kidding. you probably get a lot of that shit.
well im not gonna be one of those annoying assholes.
oops. too late.
bryn:
yes, matey.
underworld to come.
and wait till i swash yer pants off.
erm.......
yes.
hopes zee AIDS walk is fun.
i mean...
ARR!
underworld to come.
and wait till i swash yer pants off.
erm.......
yes.
hopes zee AIDS walk is fun.
i mean...
ARR!
I'm plotting. I plotting a way to start a house of interesting people that all have reliable crappy jobs but are insanely talented. The bills would be smaller with the more people that joined the house which would leave more $ to be creative with.
Only thing is I'm paranoid of people trying to blow pot in my cats face and others that don't "feel"...
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Soooooo tired. Fan-fuckin'-tastic day. Traffic jam at the end burnt me out. I shoulda bought the kilt Bryn, with the humidity I'm separating my twig & berries like they were colour forms stuck to my leg.
I got to see an elephant pee! I dare anyone to top that. Bought a trident with two points,Bi-dent. It's the chosen weapon of THE OVERLORD of IKEA!
Fear...
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I got to see an elephant pee! I dare anyone to top that. Bought a trident with two points,Bi-dent. It's the chosen weapon of THE OVERLORD of IKEA!
Fear...
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aoife:
the lady pirates didn't pirate without men. They just took charge of the men. 
cherry:
thank you
I've seen an elephant pee before, and poo.
At the local zoo you can even buy Elephant dung to use as fertilizer in your garden
Cherry xox
thank you
I've seen an elephant pee before, and poo.
At the local zoo you can even buy Elephant dung to use as fertilizer in your garden
Cherry xox
John Ritter used to come into the starbucks I worked at in Beverly Hills on occasion with his wife. They were two of the nicest people you would ever want to meet. I am not very good at expressing sympathy but I hope his family makes it through this. 
last night I spent a good 20 minutes writing in this thing and it got eaten before I posted, so sad.
My parents live in this old farm house and I'm living in the efficency apt. next door. I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to organize their pantry. I went to throw something out and when I opened the trash compactor a large...
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My parents live in this old farm house and I'm living in the efficency apt. next door. I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to organize their pantry. I went to throw something out and when I opened the trash compactor a large...
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bryn:
oh flying dreams! i LOVE those! though, knowing my dreams lately, id fly into a meatgrinder and then have my ground up bits raped by a pack of dogs.
speaking of dogs.....
what about my non-dog-involved peanut butter story?
and what about zee pyrate fest?
speaking of dogs.....
what about my non-dog-involved peanut butter story?
and what about zee pyrate fest?
I really must state how much I love e-bay. I've bought so much crap that I'd never be able to find outside a large city or haunted antique store.
I'm a bit of an anime geek and started collecting Production Gengas. They are the original production drawings to cartoons and cost a fraction of what a production cell would be. Regardless of what Invader Zim...
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I'm a bit of an anime geek and started collecting Production Gengas. They are the original production drawings to cartoons and cost a fraction of what a production cell would be. Regardless of what Invader Zim...
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poetik:
I love e-bay! it's like going to mall without even leaving your seat. And everything's always on sale!!!
Sucks about the glass though. I don't know if that's part of a balanced diet :p
ooohhh porn....
Sucks about the glass though. I don't know if that's part of a balanced diet :p
ooohhh porn....
aya:
Unpacked porn does bring much rejoicing.
I watch CPAC. Clone high is way before my bedtime so I don't lose sleep to catch it.
I watch CPAC. Clone high is way before my bedtime so I don't lose sleep to catch it.