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My last post bores me...

My neighbour is out on the balcony right now consolling his girlfriend or wife (I'm not sure which) because her dog died today.

HE WON'T STOP LAUGHING.

She's crying and he's fucking laughing about it.
I can't even believe how big of prick he is.

A'yuh.

P.S. I have literally had tens of thousands of drinks in my life (of...
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radiofrank:
Have you seen Superbad or Hot Fuzz? Those are pretty funny. Balls Of Fury wasn't too bad either, now that I think of it.

...and if you can't drink a glass of water by now, you're never going to learn. biggrin
metta:
IT's not a movie but, seriously, Flight of the Conchords makes me laugh EVERYTIME
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I'm an angry, angry man.

I should do something about that.
I'm getting mean.
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radiofrank:
Yeah...a big slice of cake.

Failing that, though, how about a hug? biggrin
agy:
I have hugs!!
We all feel like a grumpy bear sometimes... wink

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

*hugs*


What's wrong? frown

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So-o-o-o-o-o-o... fetishes, eh?

Now, I understand fetishism, S&M etc. etc.
If you want to be punished, or worship, or be worshipped, or get tied up and beaten, be in control or be under someone's control or dress up and role play, I'm all for it. Yes, this is a very short list.
I find these practices, while being performed between consenting adults (of any multiple),...
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gigantic:
i try and use douchebaggery as often as possible in my every day vocabulary. i won't lie. biggrin
i'm not personally into the whole peeing/other such things on other people. but i am guilty of peeing on friends in the shower. only because it's hilarious to tell them afterwards. biggrin
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It's the gayest time of the year 'round these parts!

I think it's nice that Toronto has such a well respected Pride parade.

Anyway, happy pride to everyone!

shaine:
only cool people use slang i guess. ho hum.
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Dude, is Starbucks ever empty?

I've never been in, but the one at the bottom of my bullding is ALWAYS full when it's open.
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Funny story...

My sister's boyfriend (the one from China, though he's Canadian. He just teaches there) is in town during his summer off. He's also avoiding Beijing during the Olympics, 'cause it's gonna be nuts and he gets to make a killing renting his place to some sucker.

Anyway...

I don't use my bike much (never) and he borrowed it from me so he...
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radiofrank:
Wow. I'm going to have to agree with NateH - it must have been one hell of a lock, haha.

I actually liked the cliffhanger, mostly because I was not expecting the show to go in that particular direction. It also left a lot of unanswered questions that have made me even more interested in seeing what happens next. That is the mark of a good show, in my opinion.

...and thanks. I really do hope that feeling this way helps me come up with something.
vesta:
I like bikes of the stationary variety, no looting those! tongue
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I now vow to longer make long journals about my personal thoughts.
They're not particularly interesting, and they come off sounding a bit whiney and "feel sorry for me."
It's not the intention, but I don't communicate well via the internet.

So-o-o-o-o-o-o... here's a few random things about me...

1) I think about and deal with the world in an entirely analytical way.

2) I...
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Back to talking about me.
Because I'm self obsessed.
I like me. Too much, me thinks.

I had the most fascinating conversation with my sister's gay friend this past week.

That he's gay is inconsequential, but it will make some of the proceeding language make a little more sense.

My sister had a little get-together last week to celebrate her emancipation from her negative work...
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shaine:
i allow you to become obsessed with me if you really want to try to lose yourself in someone else. just for a few weeks though, max.

i know energy drinks are bad.. you obviously did not notice the extreme sarcasm in that blog. fruits and vegetables are awesome and all, but they dont give me those shakes that i yearn from energy drinks.
the truth is, i have nothing else to talk about.
also, my lab consisted of other parts, that was just the first that came to mind.

i dont attack everything you say, i dont see why you have to do it to me goddammit.
shaine:
seriously?


ps. we could have a belt competition
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In my life, it's been frequently pointed out that I talk about things far too serious for whatever situation I'm in.
Probably the reason I'm isolated and weird.

So let's throw in something a little more positive, and a little less, let's say... wordly.

My sister is moving to China.
I think it's fucking awesome!

I used to live with her, and one day I...
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mneylu:
Whoa China! I'm jealous-

cute rat though tongue he needs a photoshopped party hat.
mneylu:
Whoa China! I'm jealous-

cute rat though tongue he needs a photoshopped party hat.