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the rain has stop... A small cheer is in order "Hip Hip Bizarre!. Hip Hip Bizarre"

I was at work and man this girl with some nice huge boobs went strolling in right...I was like oh good lord

Hello...Hello....(hey can you hear me lady...what the hell is wrong with you!...ok I didn't say that but still)

Anyways like I was saying...I was looking . She...
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I hate rain! Rain sucks ass! dam rain straight to hell! One day of rain every month is sure fine with me. Fuck

I hate rain! Yesterday there was some dude blogging about how he was going to kill his ex and her new

boyfriend (Iam not even bullshitting) He straight up said he was going to do it. I was like fuck why did...
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I really don't like Rain much. Sure it's fine and great for a day but more then that and i'am like this shit is getting

old. I really hate when it rains. It's dark as hell I have a half messed up tire and it's hard to see when it's pitch

black and you got crappy or no street lights...and then you got oncoming traffic...
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I went to go pay a fine that I did not want to pay....Anyway I was waiting forever to pay a fine that I didn't

even want to pay. So finally I complained.....I seen this guy I said hey man! Are you the boss? He shook

my hand and said yes, what can I do for you? I said great! Listen man, I have been...
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yesterday I was walking to go get my car and wearing a shirt that said something entertaining on it.

I got the shirt for myself. So anyway As i was walking down the street...some nice looking lady sees me

walking by and says "nice shirt!" I said thank you and kept walking...Half way down the block I hear THAT

WAS A JOKE!! lucky I was...
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Most recently I was pulled over for allegedly speeding...something about 40mph. I was not a happy camper.

. I was like hey I was mearly trying to merge over the fast maniac that would not let me pass.

He laughed! He said you take care alright....and handed me a ticket! Really if there was a guy going much

faster than me why should i get...
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I woke up today and jumped in the shower....After a few min of soaping up I felt something strange about my

feet. I looked and Oh my I had two little bite marks on the top of my foot like some small mini vampire bit me.

The precesion of these small fangs were good. They had to bite through a sock and still manage to...
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We got a new person at work and the person so far just today has shown theirself to be of the "power

tripping kind." One of the worst kind of co-workers if you ask me...I think mainly people go to work for money.

Maybe Your lucky enough to enjoy what you do but really you go to get paid. The "power tripper" Goes to

work...
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Drunken Debauchery at The warped tour!

Yes I went to the Warped tour yesterday...I've been many many times but this time was better than last year

and maybe the year before. I had three beers before entering....me and some friends entered the Gates

I remember the first thing I seen was this young woman with HUGE boobs wearing a small bikini. I thought

that is...
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I refound 7-11 and I liked it so much I decided to go back on my way home.

It happen by accident really. I was starving mad hungry and very short on time....I was already thinking

McDonald's would do the trick...I pulled in the parking lot and aaaaagh! FUCKING BASTARDS! A Whole

shit load of people that I did not want to be there were...
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I bid on a I-phone that I was sure was mine or at least I hoped. It was a deal steal it was in the bag! A barely

used one that some guys boss paid for but he was not going to use it. So I bid $100.00 on it. I was thinking

check this out the A brand spanking new 3G i phone from...
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My co-worker that has an issue with me because I was not going to let her get away with her bs story.

I will talk crap right to her face I could care less. I know she knows I told some bosses that basically she

is full of crap and I don't care what she says. So Today I was getting ready to leave and...
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