davel

The theme on sg this month is: "bills suck."
I don't get it.
To me this is the equivalent of saying "not getting the stuff I want for free sucks."
no duh!

I got a massage today from this woman who drowned me in nasty smelling spearmint oil. It was so nasty that I asked to take a shower afterward, which still didn't get the smell off of me.
When I got home, who was hanging out in front of my house than good ol' casio_meow. The front door doesn't latch reliably

i just realized that balloonage is imminent. a lot of people mentally count down the days to their birthday. me, i wake up and eventually realize that it's my birthday.
it says something about me that no day is any more special than any other, i just don't know what.

Dear language geeks, dinner is served.

omgomgOMG! Sledge Hammer!, season one, has been released on DVD.

nipples pierced? goth?
you'll be needing flash then, you damn whore!

sloe is good stuff! they are rockin' out with their proverbial cock out.

tonight: nekkid chicks
tomorrow: drinking with a friend
friday: nekkid chicks
saturday: nekkid chicks

Now I can use my laptop from my living room and my bedroom because I connected a two foot tall antenna to my airport base station.
damn you lead-lined walls!

My new toy came yesterday.
My new toy came broken.
My new toy brings no joy.