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The dangers of living in a closet:
The tension rod that holds my clothes and a hanging organizer, slipped and fell on me during the night. I awoke from a dead sleep by a large metal pole hitting me across the chest and then being covered by everything I own. Sleeping has become a dangerous undertaking for me (remember when I cut my eyebrow open...
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"It should be an easy day at work", I said this morning.
...18 hours later...
Fuck me!

Although exhausting, it was an okay enough day. I heard some great music, saw a cool 20pc string section, met a beautiful asian girl (who works for a studio and also does work on cartoons, hmmmmm), and I got to curse like a sailor throughout the last 3...
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I'm at Capitol right now, listening to some unreleased Pretenders that is currently being mixed.
I've been here since 9am. I am sore, my hands are cut, and I hope I'm going home soon. The roomies are in San Diego until tomorrow. This is my one night home alone, and I don't want it wasted here.

If anyone wants to do something tonight, e-mail me,...
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Went to Bigfoot's Lodge last night.
As usual, I was too shy to talk to any women.
Feel free to call me a pussy, I've been calling myself that all night.
The roomies are going to San Diego for the weekend.
Party? Strip Poker? Turkey dogs and having conversations with the cats?
A change needs to happen with me.

Currently Listening to:

AC/DC "Touch Too...
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I'm looking for something to do. Unfortunately, I'm really starting to hate days off. No recording while the Mac is in the shop. I don't work at Capitol until Saturday. My roomies aren't up to doing anything. I hate being bored, because it makes me feel like I'm wasting time.

If anyone wants someone to hang with tonight, I'm your man. All ideas are welcome...
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Spent some time in my home away from home, Tustin, last night. Don't ever play darts with Shawndaddy. He's a shark and he'll make fun of your limp-wristed throwing style (Bastard! ).

I just found out that the songs I've been working on may be lost! The Mac G4 I was recording on died the other day. I should find out today if all...
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Nothing exciting today, but the possibilities are endless.

What did the guy with five penises say while trying on pants?

Hey, these fit like a glove!

Currently Listening to:

Black Sabbath "Fairies Wear Boots"

It's 3:30am.
I'm in Burbank at my friend, John's house.
We're going to get something to eat soon.
I went to the Bigfoot Lodge by myself tonight and witnessed some entertaining karaoke over a couple of shots of vodka.
I love that place. I always feel like a loser going places alone, but it beats sitting at home. Right now anything beats sitting at home....
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My friend Paul and I worked the John Lennon 65th birthday celebration in front of the Capitol building yesterday.

It was...hmmmm...interesting(?).

I wonder about the people that attend things like this. There appears to be two kinds of people at these events. You have the usual, curious spectators. Then, you have the "special" people. This category can be broken down into two subsections: the open...
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Long session last night.
I got to see one of my favorite session guitarists, Dean Parks. He's my idol and I couldn't believe he remembered me from years ago.
The drummer, Jay, had one of the weirdest kits I'd ever seen.
The kick drum resembled a shot glass on it's side. It was made by a German company in the '60's.
Paula Cole was nice....
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