I went bra shopping today with Sam.
I got assaulted/sized at Victoria's Secret which I wasn't pleased about because they always look at me funny when they find out what size I am.
Turns out I'm bigger than I thought. I belong in a DDD cup. Fuck my life.
It was a fun day though! We went to BDubs with Pat once we got home...
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I got assaulted/sized at Victoria's Secret which I wasn't pleased about because they always look at me funny when they find out what size I am.
Turns out I'm bigger than I thought. I belong in a DDD cup. Fuck my life.
It was a fun day though! We went to BDubs with Pat once we got home...
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udbmerv:
I like the treadmill pictures, my dogs will only stare at mine....that and lick it!
friscillating:
I do see Jesus! And I want pups. Damn small townhomes.
Fucked up my back last night. It was already really sore from the work week then I thought it'd be a good idea to have a dance off.
I was in so much pain I didn't go to sleep til 7am and had to call off work.
I'm really starting to consider breast reduction again. I've already been through all the consults.
I'm stressing out...
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I was in so much pain I didn't go to sleep til 7am and had to call off work.
I'm really starting to consider breast reduction again. I've already been through all the consults.
I'm stressing out...
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silentwhisper:
I know a girl whos got to have it done as well, her back just cant take being that sore all the time. Best of luck with it
udbmerv:
I will say that your breasts are fucking beautiful, and it would be sad if you made them smaller.
But you gotta do what is best for you in the long run.
I am hoping you just hurt your back in the crazy dance off!
But you gotta do what is best for you in the long run.
I am hoping you just hurt your back in the crazy dance off!
Drunk as fuck. Again.
Mighty Mouse is laying on my feet, it's really cute. I love her.
I got Sir Hops A Lot a shirt, it says "Google Me" and it looks like a muscle tee on him. It's fucking hilarious.
Where the fuck is the pizza?????
I love my life. I love this house. I love my roommates. I love you guys.
And I...
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Mighty Mouse is laying on my feet, it's really cute. I love her.
I got Sir Hops A Lot a shirt, it says "Google Me" and it looks like a muscle tee on him. It's fucking hilarious.
Where the fuck is the pizza?????
I love my life. I love this house. I love my roommates. I love you guys.
And I...
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indiebuddhist:
No, the drunken ramblings made sense.
heartbaker:
Mmmmm pizza
You guys remember that possum that tried to kill me?
It's fucking STALKING me. It was in my front yard while I was smoking again. So I said "Hey, Possum. Go away!" and it did. Crisis averted.
In other news, fucking shit I LOVE LIFE. I have finally found a group of people that want the same things out of life as me. And that...
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It's fucking STALKING me. It was in my front yard while I was smoking again. So I said "Hey, Possum. Go away!" and it did. Crisis averted.
In other news, fucking shit I LOVE LIFE. I have finally found a group of people that want the same things out of life as me. And that...
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serrated:
This is dedicated to your new friend. 
udbmerv:
"Good things happen all the time, you just have to be paying attention. "
That is a great quote!!!!!!
Good work on the possum incident, way to stand up to that bastard!

That is a great quote!!!!!!
Good work on the possum incident, way to stand up to that bastard!
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the_5th_jinx:
Bahahahaha, sounds like a crazy night.
qdd:
I need a cute boy from Seattle 
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nvr_ndr21_13:
I show you mine if you show me yours... rofl 
choir:
hahahahahahahahahaha aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha that is awesome. I can't wait to show my housemates hahahaha!
If anyone in the Chicagoland area knows someone with a muscle car or has a muscle car, holler at me please
I promise, it's worth your time.
I promise, it's worth your time.
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silentwhisper:
I used to dag nabbit. had a 69 chevelle =/ I miss that car constantly.
silentwhisper:
70 was the best year for that car.
I had a Malibu, it was an electric blue color.
I had a Malibu, it was an electric blue color.
Why do exes tend to pop up and fuck with your head periodically?
This song has always reminded me of my ex. And this is my favorite version of it.
<3 Jenny Lewis. Mmmm
This song has always reminded me of my ex. And this is my favorite version of it.
<3 Jenny Lewis. Mmmm
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yaya_:
Jenny Lewis is perfect.
yaya_:
I like to call her a puppy too but, she's actually 10 years old 
Just so all you twitterers out there are aware, Sir Hops A Lot is now on Twitter.
@SirHopsALotYo
He's better with computers than me, what the fuck?
@SirHopsALotYo
He's better with computers than me, what the fuck?
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heartbaker:
hey girl!
udbmerv:
yeah that's funny!
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_tombstone_:
You are just too damn cute 
sbmick:
Welcome to the 21 club my dear.
You are a visual masterpiece.
You are a visual masterpiece.
Hahahaha I'm a bitch and its HILARIOUS!
So boytoy that I was talking about a few blogs ago blew me off a couple days ago and I haven't heard from him until today he commented on my facebook saying he was sorry and his cell is turned off and he's been busy and blah blah blah so I got to comment him back and saw...
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So boytoy that I was talking about a few blogs ago blew me off a couple days ago and I haven't heard from him until today he commented on my facebook saying he was sorry and his cell is turned off and he's been busy and blah blah blah so I got to comment him back and saw...
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madeincanada:
xoxoxoxoxoxo
i miss you

i miss you
kageryu:
Awesome. Worthy of failbooking.com?

Sir Hops A Lot is awesome!