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I knew I was going to be foreclosed on but I didn't know the mortgage company would sell my condo and not give me notice. I found out on Friday when the eviction notice was put on my door giving me until Monday to get out. The law be damned I guess. But the new owners gave me a little extra time to move and...
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I need a bunch of volunteers to dress up like bees and run around downtown in a group blowing vuvuzelas.

God it's nice being back online. A month and a half with no internet sucks. I can live with out cable tv, just not the internet.

Gilda Radner is gone but not forgotten. God was she funny.

Who the hell thought remaking V was a good idea?! I had to turn it off after 20 minutes they fucked it up so badly. To all you Hollywood execs, V didn't stand for Visitors. It stands for Victory. You butchered another classic. Way to go dumbasses.

As a side note, I will give major props for two Firefly/Serenity veterans in the cast.

I love Mexican Coca Cola. They still make it they way it should be, with sugar. Here in the US, Coke switched from sugar to high fructose corn syrup in the late 80s and it hasn't tasted the same since. That and the Mexican Coke is still in 16.9oz bottles, just like when I was a kid. The glass bottles even made the Mexican Fresca...
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I was at a stoplight tonight that had a red hand telling the pedestrians not to cross. But the sign's two middle fingers were burned out so it was totally flashing the sign of the Devil.

ROCK ON! WOOOOOOO!

I miss the old children's vitimins like Flintstones. The vitimins I take now are boring. Adults need vitimins like Flintstones... only not Flintstones. I'm thinking boob shaped vitimins.... or Tittimins if you will. We'd also have Dickimins. Take the ones you prefer. We don't discriminate.

If Elvis were still alive and in hiding, do you think he'd enter Elvis impersonator competitions for fun?