We have natural ketchup at work and it made me wonder if we have unnatural ketchup. Or worse, supernatural ketchup.
I finally figured out what management system we have at work. It's basically a terrorist organization run by the Marx Brothers. We have groups of people, or, cells if you will, that do their own thing but nobody knows the entire plan. Inevitably the different groups interfere with each other and hilarity ensues.
ok, so a really shitty highway is not the place to be driving a truck with a broken swaybar link. I'm surprised I didn't get pulled over for drunk driving. Looks like I have a project for tomorrow.
My mom's dog successfully had a lump the size of two grapefruits removed from her inner thigh. The vet said the giant lump of adipose slipped out easily. I was like....
... Adipose?
The dog will be fine but I'm a little let down that the cone of shame isn't the older parabolic style. Its clear and much more cone shaped. I was planning on
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We have Kung-Fu instant noodles at work and I was wondering, if we started throwing them at each other, are we Kung-Fu fighting?
LOL.
usagimomo:
Lol! Good way to sin :P
Damn right I had a Walkman. By senior year I had the fancy one with a 3 band EQ. Hellz yeah.
usagimomo:
Yeeeh XD
"I rent a lot of cars because I go on the road. When I drive a rental, I don't know what's going on with it right. A lot of times I drive like 10 miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me. But it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's...
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O.U.R. is a group that finds and rescues children caught in sex slavery. The team works with local law enforcement to arrest the bad guys and save the kids.
usagimomo:
"Arrest the bad guys"...? I would be opposed to the death penalty, but for people like this I'd shoot directly right between the eyes.
cruorem_angelus:
yeah but they work outside the US a lot and near as I can tell, do all of this unarmed. The guy that founded the organization was a federal agent tasked with finding US children being sold as sex slaves. He wasn't allowed to help the other kids he found during the process. Eventually he left the government and started this group to go after the other kids he had to leave behind. It's all done with donations. I wanted to help get the word out.
NOOOOO!
John Pinette is one of the handful of comedians I remember from the stand up comedy shows (like VH1's Stand Up Spotlight) in the early 90s. Thanks for the laughs John. #naynay