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Her IG post: "tell me how crazy I drove you"
My reply: "so crazy that I started talking to the coffee table. ....being off my meds might have something to do with that though."

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a few weeks ago I had to look at a healthcare provider's website and do a write up about the services they provide. We were told that we didn't have to name them so I didn't. Later I was docked points for not citing them. Well, that would name them and we were told we didn't have to name them!

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I just realized why my phone has been quiet since Friday night. My service provider shut it off. It has been on auto-pay since June and has been billing as such until 5 days ago. For some reason their system dropped my phone (the main account line) but kept my second line. idiots. I've been having problems with Walmart Family Mobile for a while and,...
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cruorem_angelus:
I had to go through several blockheads before I got to someone that had the cognitive ability to do more than just follow a script on a computer screen. The phone is working again but after an hour and a half on the phone with them, they can't tell me how my phone was taken off auto-payment.
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to munch, or not to munch. that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer.
The slings and arrows of hunger pangs,
Or to take to foot for a late night snack,
And by proceeding, end them: to sleep, fulfilled.

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So long Hugh. I will always remember the excitement when my childhood friends and I would find a Playboy stashed somewhere. Later, when I was 16-17, going to gas stations and acting all nonchalant to buy a Playboy, hoping I looked old enough not to get carded. (I looked plenty old enough, I was just hoping the guy behind the counter didn't want to make...
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matoushka:
rip hef 
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"Saturday has come"
"ay, Caesar, but not gone."
#itcanstillend
Post rapture party at my place tomorrow. We'll be grillin' so bring your appetite.

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cruorem_angelus:
It's a quick prototype. Years ago, a friend and I talked about the Yip Yips at work and I wanted to make one. I finally got started on it. Building several and making videos for Youtube would be a lot of fun.
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The names in the nervous system read like a fantasy novel. "Axon, you must confront the Oligodendrocytes at the Nodes of Ranvier. Only then will you be the mater of the realm" said the wise man. Axon cried, "I can't turn against my own people!" "Then", said the wise man, "the Interneuron has already won."

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The only thing worse than turning to online dating is when some loser hijacks my account. The dude change my employment status to be a PhD who makes over $150k per year when my profile info clearly states I work in a factory and I'm working on a nursing degree. So not only was the account hijacker a loser, he was a moron. The company...
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Yesterday I was loading songs onto a USB drive for my car stereo and decided to add some Bee Gees. I had forgotten they recorded a version of If I Can't Have You which was on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack with Yvonne Elliman's. I like Yvonne's version better so I loaded it onto the drive and it's been stuck in my head all day....
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