Well, that was all a bit of a kerfuffle, wasn't it?
'Nazi Lolita Rape Porn' is the kind of thing you expect to see in the swollen metatags of a website featuring men shitting into the face of haggard, used-up Eastern European sex workers on the brink of tears, trying in vain to harvest those extra few subscribers to sit in their darkened rooms, that... Read More
I have a confession. As of late I've been something of a self-hating nerd. Not that I'm ashamed of my own nerdishness, not at all. I'll quite gleefully roll around in my huge pile of comic books whilst thinking bad things about Brian K Vaughn or Robert Kirkman and recently, between Bioshock, Stranglehold and, soon, Halo 3, you've barely been able to drag me away... Read More
DISCLAIMER: Some of these jokes are so 'in', that I think they might actually only be funny to me and TheQuestion but you know what? I don't particularly care.
HOMOCIDEGIRLS
A film by
CreamyGoodness
and
TheQuestion
FADE IN
1. The idyllic Welsh countryside, just before dusk. Evening birdsong can be heard in the background, all is seemingly peaceful. CREAMYGOODNESS, THEQUESTION, JOHNSTITCH, SUPER (wearing a three-piece... Read More
thank you for your dissection of bioshock, and I was pleasantly surprised at the extent of the autopsy.
unfortunately this has just reinforced my 'need' to have a 360, and it's all the more annoying as I've just spent a 360-ish chunk of money (although this will enable me to go to the NY comic con next year, so it's just geekery of a different form)
this new console avoidance is made worse by the fact that I'm doing it for a fairly sensible reason (I will fail my final year at university. or perhaps fail it by a greater margin. either/or) which is depressing in itself.
as for Zetaflow, it's a timely reminder that I've yet to give over a huge chunk of an evening working through various Treasure shmups... which is a good thing, I think!
Blimey, well it's certainly been a busy few weeks my pretties. A lot of other people have mentioned a lot of it, so I'll just give you the basics:
Two weekends past I decided to take a jaunt down to Brighton to spent some time in the company of the ever-lovely Nic and Traumatron, as well as the equally nifty Caramel and Midwinter.... Read More
On the one hand: my knuckles are extremely sore and I'm sure they're going to hurt like fuck in the morning
On the other hand: I haven't felt so manly in ages. I hustled the hell out of TheQuestion and JohnStitch at poker AND I beat the hell out of Neil's punching bag thing. I feel so tough and manly. Grrr baby.
Part 3453 of the series 'Conversations I probably shouldn't have had with Agentblack'
Witness The Fitness says:
Ahhhhhh, Ben, I do enjoy how you share my same view of the puny humans Witness The Fitness says:
when I assume global power, it shall be your mind I entomb in the orbital death satelite that will enforce the power of my dark throne Ben says:... Read More
I ask you, is there anything better than that mad burst of nervous energy in the pit of your stomach when a song grabs ahold of you, snatches up every trace of emotion and excitement in you and cranks it up to 11 to the point where you feel almost nauseous with anticipation of nothing much in particular while you can do nothing more than... Read More
Last night I was in an exceptionally foul mood. The Estate Agents wanted 200 for the privilege of paying them rent, my phone was lost, my camera broken, my mp3 player left behind somewhere, I'd acted like a colossal twat the night before by all accounts and my sunburn was so bad I've currently got a blister on the back of my neck the size... Read More
thank you for your comment, it made me smile!! hope the toffee has not caused lasting damage...
edit: just saw your comment, fab!! you aren't overthinking it, it was all part of the plan, and i'm glad you noticed it. makes all the hard work worth while. i struggled wether to make the lemon into a lime w photoshop, to carry the colour through, but decided to keep the true yellow in the end. listen to me, now i'm overthinking it...
First of all, my thanks to everyone who had such nice things to say about my debut set. I was hoping to get it shot by Cherry but she wasn't available at the time. I was a little worried about the lighting but albertine did a great job and I'm really pleased with it, thanks for helping me go live guys!
Well hello my beauties, it has been far too long. Yes, I have been Net-less these past few weeks, and on the plus side I've discovered just how much time there is in the day for doing, y'know, stuff. However, on the bad side I've also developed a worrying facial tic and keep poking people twice in succession and asking if I need to change... Read More
