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I can't go on. I must go on. I'll go on...

I feel that the button fly requires too much effort to button and it makes more sense to just leave it open.

A while back, I suggested SG purchase an island for Suicide Girls to frolic upon. I received no correspondence from the bigwigs at SG/corporate. (What do these guys do all day?) And after further research, it doesn't look like the island thing is going to happen. Apparently, islands are not cheap. I was not aware of the astronomical costs of these things. I mean, unless...
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I have a heartbeat. You no doubt have one too. We were practically made for each other. Let's be lovers. Thank you.

Yesterday, for some reason, I plucked a ripe hotdog off of one of those heat-lamp ferris wheels and ate it. Then I did it again. Two hotdogs in a row. Now why would anyone do such a thing? Is this just my American instinct taking over my brain?

I had the misfortune of hearing the song "She's like the wind" yesterday and now it's lingering in my head. If you know this song, then you are surely pitying me. If you are lucky enough not to know the song, still you should pity me. It's one of Patrick Swayze's masterpieces. So hearing it reminds me of "Dirty Dancing", which reminds me why I...
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I am exhausted by all this gratuitous nudity. Enough is enough. Does anyone know of any sites where the girls are suicidal but fully clothed? Maybe even veiled?

I am in bed with a Whitman sampler, a double gin & tonic and a box of tissues, weeping. This deluge of tears is dedicated to the women of SG. Thanks girls for keeping me lustful. Happy Valentines Day everybody!

Methinks SG should purchase an island, perhaps in the Pacific though Mediterranean would be best, for the sole purpose of providing Suicide Girls with a place to live freely and frolic. A place where all those tattoos and piercings will be liberated from clothes. A Utopia of sorts. I mean this website is fantastic, but there should be a paradisiacal place where the girls can...
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Perhaps a faux pas, but however do those nipple piercings work out with breast feeding? Are there leaks? Do babies like the taste of metal? Sorry, I'm just a simple man. Curious. Don't know who else to ask...

So I'm coming out with a new fashion line for nudists this spring. Stylish and secret-smashing, this new line will give nudists yet another reason to strut their stuff. Stay close for news on the start of this fashion revolution...

Someone come over and crack open these pistachios for me -- I don't have the strength. Of course you'll have to feed them to me as well... Thanks. See you soon.