Here's a poem I wrote:
I've been in the hospital
Since Thursday afternoon.
Some Douchebag hit me with his car.
What a fucking goon.
I cracked four ribs and hit my head
Garnering a concussion
But that's ok, I'm fine with that --
Since I'm going to deliver a spinning pile driver to this guy's testicles should I ever see him again.
Fin.
So yeah,...
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I've been in the hospital
Since Thursday afternoon.
Some Douchebag hit me with his car.
What a fucking goon.
I cracked four ribs and hit my head
Garnering a concussion
But that's ok, I'm fine with that --
Since I'm going to deliver a spinning pile driver to this guy's testicles should I ever see him again.
Fin.
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imfrickincold:
Hope you got the job... is that the butt sex one? That would be awesome if you got that one. I'm not explaining that so that if anyone reads this it looks like you're gtting a job involving butt sex. Share the morphine with me, I had surgery while I was in seattle and now im out of pain killers. GrrRrr.. Angry. Anyways, yeah, Sorry about the car accident thing. It's because everyone in your town drives like a moron.
imfrickincold:
yeah, but i would have had to wait like two months, whereas if i went to seattle it was like... a week... so...yeah. how ya feelin?
I really like the licorice spice tea at cafe Allegro.
THat's it.
THat's it.
user09824097240:
Thanks for the most interesting comment!
I've never actually been to Cafe Allegro. I should probably check it out one of these days...my old roommate used to work there and even then I never got around to it.
I've never actually been to Cafe Allegro. I should probably check it out one of these days...my old roommate used to work there and even then I never got around to it.
OK, so finally some good news -- I just had a really good job interview downtown.
First of all, there's the whole "Hey maybe I won't have to worry about thinkgs like bills, eating, laundry, and falling behind on the latest PS2 games".
But also, the prospect of working downtown is kind of exciting. Granted it's just a newsstand/coffee shop/deli job, but it's a job...
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First of all, there's the whole "Hey maybe I won't have to worry about thinkgs like bills, eating, laundry, and falling behind on the latest PS2 games".
But also, the prospect of working downtown is kind of exciting. Granted it's just a newsstand/coffee shop/deli job, but it's a job...
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user09824097240:
A "white Power" celebration, Really?? That is definitly yucky!! Working downtown would be exciting! I work on Broadway...and it's pretty exciting, but in a crazy kind of way.
OK, so pigeons aside what have I been up to lately? Let's see here....hmm. Oh, that's right -- NOTHING.
While that certainly doesn't make for a very interesting entry, it's the fucking truth. I mean obviously, I've been doing stupid mundane things like looking for jobs and brushing my teeth and what not -- but ultimately, it's been one boring ass week.
I did see...
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While that certainly doesn't make for a very interesting entry, it's the fucking truth. I mean obviously, I've been doing stupid mundane things like looking for jobs and brushing my teeth and what not -- but ultimately, it's been one boring ass week.
I did see...
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imfrickincold:
You seem bitter. Just so you know, the homeless people in your town are soooo much nicer and cleaner than the ones in Anchorage.... Yeah, yours all wear like... j crew and have more money than me. It was warm while I was there, and douchebag is a satisfying word. you were right. good luck on the jobs, yo.
imfrickincold:
if i knew what the u district was i could tell you.... it was downtown, by 12th and somethin. oddly enough i turned right a couple more times and i was in white suburbia paradise..... hmmm... i don't know, and your cab drivers are fuckin nutsos. i swear to god it is not legal on a one way in downton to be in the far right lane and cut accross two other lanes of traffic to go left, yet this happened to me three times in one night. and no one in your town can give directions worth a shit. yeah. that's all. catch ya later.
So the other day, I was waiting for a light at the Denny/Olive intersection, and there were all these pigeons all over the place. I guess there were probably about fifteen or so, but there were two in particular that really caught my attention. Their actions almost made me think they had some kind of crazy pigoen racket going on. Anyway, there was this HUGE...
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I've found that, even though I spend a good portion of each day dropping off resumes, I still have a plethora of free time. And since I'm now virtually penniless, I have to be creative in finding tasks to keep myself occupied. So today I did the following:
cleaned my apartment (not creative)
made an origami fox mask (somewhat creative)
shaved my chest (more retarded...
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cleaned my apartment (not creative)
made an origami fox mask (somewhat creative)
shaved my chest (more retarded...
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Ick.
In an ill-advised bout of ass-kising, I essentially begged my manager for my job back. I always feel kind of dirty having to suck up to anyone -- but it's especially difficult when it's someone you LOATHE. Yuck.
The funny thing is that I ilve in the UDistrict, but this place I (used to) work at is in beautiful, square, republican Redmond. Yeah, I've...
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In an ill-advised bout of ass-kising, I essentially begged my manager for my job back. I always feel kind of dirty having to suck up to anyone -- but it's especially difficult when it's someone you LOATHE. Yuck.
The funny thing is that I ilve in the UDistrict, but this place I (used to) work at is in beautiful, square, republican Redmond. Yeah, I've...
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So Let's start with something positive.
I got FIRED yesterday. OH wait, that actually sucks. But the good news is that now I get FREE MONEY from the government -- hopefully. I'm not a deadbeat, I swear -- I actually hate sitting around. I spent most of yesterday looking for jobs.
Well by "looking for jobs", I mean "drinking". And by "most of yesterday", I...
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I got FIRED yesterday. OH wait, that actually sucks. But the good news is that now I get FREE MONEY from the government -- hopefully. I'm not a deadbeat, I swear -- I actually hate sitting around. I spent most of yesterday looking for jobs.
Well by "looking for jobs", I mean "drinking". And by "most of yesterday", I...
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imfrickincold:
That was a totally bitchin run on sentence 
I spent too much time drinkin yesterday... Now my head hurts. Maybe I'll go email adult swim and ask em their best hangover remedy...hey, you were a barista, maybe you know some?
I spent too much time drinkin yesterday... Now my head hurts. Maybe I'll go email adult swim and ask em their best hangover remedy...hey, you were a barista, maybe you know some?