I just spent a shit-ton of money on Ambassador Ken shirts. When they get here, Jasper will be airbrushing them.
They will al be handmade and special.
There are pink ones with black ink and black one with white ink.
Sizes run: ym, yl, as, am, al.
Og course I'll post the shit out of them when they're done.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE.
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They will al be handmade and special.
There are pink ones with black ink and black one with white ink.
Sizes run: ym, yl, as, am, al.
Og course I'll post the shit out of them when they're done.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE.
There...
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thenewpope:
where did you go to school? Do you owe a lot?
thenewpope:
Stafford loans or private loans...how long where you in school? You have consolidated them, right????
I'm severely dissapointed in the whole "tsunami" business.
I've seen the footage, and I don't recall having seen a single "tsunami".
I WANT A 50 FOOT WALL OF WATER TO OBLITERATE A MEGACITY, like Tokyo and THEN you can call it a tsunami!
FUCK!
I got an old issue of Answer Me! today. The "rape" one. I am excited to read it.
I've seen the footage, and I don't recall having seen a single "tsunami".
I WANT A 50 FOOT WALL OF WATER TO OBLITERATE A MEGACITY, like Tokyo and THEN you can call it a tsunami!
FUCK!
I got an old issue of Answer Me! today. The "rape" one. I am excited to read it.
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junkyrunnindry:
Have you noticed that nearly every victim shown by the American media was white?
Morticus of Florida and Ambassador Ken of AZ (me and amber)
have together, via means of electronic postage, made the following collaborative song:
DOWNLOAD IT.
AK on music, Morticus on lyrics/vocals.
It's short, but sweet.
have together, via means of electronic postage, made the following collaborative song:
DOWNLOAD IT.
AK on music, Morticus on lyrics/vocals.
It's short, but sweet.
tinfoilhalo:
Cool sound . I'll have to listen to it again later when I'm fully coherent in order to really hear it though . 
williamj:
nice funky beat 
I saw my own cervix today.
As squeamish as some people can be about it, I thought it was pretty cool.
As squeamish as some people can be about it, I thought it was pretty cool.
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zumbi22:
so you got to see your own cervix AND got buried by a million tons of snow. that's an interesting week.
are you still without pizza or did someone finally sack up and deliver one to ya? snow is lame.
are you still without pizza or did someone finally sack up and deliver one to ya? snow is lame.
herotozero:
heya, i was just thinking...you ever work at snowbowl?...you just look really familiar
KAIJU BIG BATTEL IS HERE!
Louden Noxious is my new best friend.
Louden Noxious is my new best friend.
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jmand2:
Yup, i'm a priest.... Which brings me to my next question.
How do you get a nun preagnant?
You fuck her!
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How do you get a nun preagnant?
You fuck her!
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thenewpope:
OMG...dude SEXAH! That picture doesn't really look like you normally look, cause Bruce was on your journal and I was like "Oh, who is that???" and he was all "It is Jinnifer..." and I was like "Whoa...HOTT"
Last night was a riot. Me and Bry went to the brewery for 80's nite/ladies nite, got some drinkies and danced like fools. Ladies night at this place denotes 25 cent drinks for us. My first one was a quarter. The second one (which was exactly the same thing except being served to me by a girl) was 4.50!! What the fuck. Dude, this is...
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tinfoilhalo:
Nice new pic . Classy .
Drunken karaoke is ALWAYS fun .
If you lose your poulation control , I want your offspring to be raised to be in my private army of telekinetic cyborg ninjas . You'll still get visitation rights and you'll be SOOOO proud when they graduate from ninja college . It'll be GRRRRRRREAT!!!!
Drunken karaoke is ALWAYS fun .
If you lose your poulation control , I want your offspring to be raised to be in my private army of telekinetic cyborg ninjas . You'll still get visitation rights and you'll be SOOOO proud when they graduate from ninja college . It'll be GRRRRRRREAT!!!!
williamj:
hott new pic 
have fun at the lady doctor
have fun at the lady doctor
I have to go to the lady doctor on Friday or else they won't give me anymore medicines.
GUFF. If you ask me.
There's an obscene amount of snow here, it's like the icy plague of death and it keeps me from being able to get pizza delivered. NOWHERE IN TOWN will bring me pizza--therefore I have to resent the snow. Sorry snow, but you...
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GUFF. If you ask me.
There's an obscene amount of snow here, it's like the icy plague of death and it keeps me from being able to get pizza delivered. NOWHERE IN TOWN will bring me pizza--therefore I have to resent the snow. Sorry snow, but you...
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williamj:
no pizza?!?!?!? 
tinfoilhalo:
WTF???? Don't people move to Arizona to escape snow???? I thought it was mostly desert . It's not supposed to snow in a friggin' desert . That's why it's called a desert . 
I'm rambling now , aren't I????
I'm rambling now , aren't I????
Fuck! There's like, 687629815743 million feet of snow outside.
Totally gay. What purpose does snow serve anyhow?
Oh well, I may just get to get out of work today because we might not even open cause most everybody is snowed in someplce and there is nobody in town about to leave their house, especially not to buy video games.
I found an obscenely large pair...
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Totally gay. What purpose does snow serve anyhow?
Oh well, I may just get to get out of work today because we might not even open cause most everybody is snowed in someplce and there is nobody in town about to leave their house, especially not to buy video games.
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tinfoilhalo:
I wish I had a pet llama .
As for my machine gun car...I actually wanted to go full James Bond/Mad Max with it , but thought machine guns would be a nice start . Once I get my disintegrator ray working it will be the next step . Then I can get rid of the evidence too .
As for my machine gun car...I actually wanted to go full James Bond/Mad Max with it , but thought machine guns would be a nice start . Once I get my disintegrator ray working it will be the next step . Then I can get rid of the evidence too .
oso:
nice to have ya back.
when i saw your name again, i thought, "Sweet!".
when i saw your name again, i thought, "Sweet!".
Blarf died in my sleep last night.
It was the cutest alien-bug-thing-wearing-a-helmet EVER.
Wear black today for my baby.
It was the cutest alien-bug-thing-wearing-a-helmet EVER.
Wear black today for my baby.
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williamj:
sniff
armyofrobots:
I wore black.
Happy New year and all that. I'm glad it's over and now I can punch this new one in the face and take control.
We had a small party last night, it was cute--we videotaped it. Everyone took turns mistreating my tamagotchi after I passed out.
I'm trying to network my mac and Bry's pc so I can steal the movies he downloads and burn...
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We had a small party last night, it was cute--we videotaped it. Everyone took turns mistreating my tamagotchi after I passed out.
I'm trying to network my mac and Bry's pc so I can steal the movies he downloads and burn...
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williamj:
poor little tamagotchi...........i bet they didnt even clean up its poop 
ashen_crib:
and the lord sayeth, "on the night of this new year the tamagotchi's shall suffer the drunken shenanigans of thine friends"
glad you had a good new years. hmmmm. i too will have to check out this bit torrent thing.
glad you had a good new years. hmmmm. i too will have to check out this bit torrent thing.
I thinK that Ben Kweller and Beck.....
should totally make out.
That's just me, though.
should totally make out.
That's just me, though.
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jmand2:
i think Ben Stiller and Bjork should make out.
jint:
I think they did that allready...
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I think I broke your website...
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I think I broke your website...
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Hm. Bryan and David went to Vegas tonight to go see Danzig and pick Steve up from the airport.I couldn't go cause I gott work in the morn.
I'm at home, alone. It's a'raining. I'm on the bed with the kittens, my laptop and the first two seasons of Seinfeld. It's kinda lonley even though I enjoy being alone. It's weird to be completely by...
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I'm at home, alone. It's a'raining. I'm on the bed with the kittens, my laptop and the first two seasons of Seinfeld. It's kinda lonley even though I enjoy being alone. It's weird to be completely by...
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amory:
You know i was lurking your pics ( 
) and i noticed a picture of the wonderful Cara.
I love that girl so much, if you talk to her tell her Vanessa from Tucson says hello. ♥
) and i noticed a picture of the wonderful Cara.
I love that girl so much, if you talk to her tell her Vanessa from Tucson says hello. ♥
jasonxstar:
your going to sell an original NES system.....are you mad??