the social butterfly gets the facial butter
true facts about me:
* i was concieved on the deck of the Love Boat.
* when i masturbate, circus music appears out of nowhere
* my eyebrows wrap around my entire head, parting only above my nose
* my parents briefly separated because of richard moll
* i lived with full blown rabies for 13 years
* i was concieved on the deck of the Love Boat.
* when i masturbate, circus music appears out of nowhere
* my eyebrows wrap around my entire head, parting only above my nose
* my parents briefly separated because of richard moll
* i lived with full blown rabies for 13 years
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dexie:
the circus music... spanish flea or the da da dadada da da dadada one? (yeah Im sure you know which one im talking about)
wow my sarcasim is endless
wow my sarcasim is endless
dexie:
The Spanish Flea song is from The Simpsons - The otto show, in the 3rd season, I tried to find you a version to hear on-line, then I realized I have way to much time on my hands and that i am probably the only one that has heard of that song. lol
I find random people when I'm REALLY bored, i goto a friends page, randomly click on another one of their friends pages and leave dumb comments.
I find random people when I'm REALLY bored, i goto a friends page, randomly click on another one of their friends pages and leave dumb comments.
yeah... so i'm pretty fucked. $
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aaardvark:
Hah! Thats right, you never did, but I do look cute either way. I think I'll just leave my hair as is for a while.
st_eve_bc:
kick chop
its all in you mind
dont dismiss the onions teachings
zenbonis, they pave us over with a fresh shiney coat of quick drying delight and then a wave of warm subtantial willpower
its all in you mind
dont dismiss the onions teachings
zenbonis, they pave us over with a fresh shiney coat of quick drying delight and then a wave of warm subtantial willpower
some true facts about me:
* i invented the game "hungry hungry hippos"
* i coined the word "spackle"
* i'm the 1988 kid icarus world champion
* i live in a bumper car
* i can fit my knees in my mouth
* i wrote 2 episodes of "falcon crest"
* i discovered the element that panties are made out of
* my first...
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* i invented the game "hungry hungry hippos"
* i coined the word "spackle"
* i'm the 1988 kid icarus world champion
* i live in a bumper car
* i can fit my knees in my mouth
* i wrote 2 episodes of "falcon crest"
* i discovered the element that panties are made out of
* my first...
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toneski:
pop culture 
recycled.
you do it so well.
recycled.
you do it so well.
z:
mmm, identity
so i can't tell if i'm a zombie or a vampire.
what's a ghoul to do?
edit:
well this sort of helps...
another lame obvious internet quiz
"You are a Fulci Zombie. The incessant beating of the native drums has awakened you to feed on the living. You're not real clear on why. You feed on living human tissue and can be killed by any...
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what's a ghoul to do?
edit:
well this sort of helps...
another lame obvious internet quiz
"You are a Fulci Zombie. The incessant beating of the native drums has awakened you to feed on the living. You're not real clear on why. You feed on living human tissue and can be killed by any...
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judas:
i want to pretend i'm an 8 year old blonde norwegian boy.
so, you called me last night. and then you didn't leave a message. which leaves a girl confused, fo shizzle.
so, you called me last night. and then you didn't leave a message. which leaves a girl confused, fo shizzle.
fuck christ i just spent time on a real entry and i pushed control+r instead of option+r.
the whole thing was written out. fuck. but then to be fancy i thought i'd add an . but instead i hit the wrong button combo and made the page refresh.
so, i'll take votes. what entry do you want:
a: you light up my life
b: tetris...
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urblueygrl:
reminds me of a flyer for this band that had something bout sea serpents in the title.. well anyway its kinda neat...
pixie_punch:
that reminds me of a monster in silent hill.
how about we take turns punching each other in the face?
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parks:
that store has long since caught up with my coolness and has since surpassed it 
judas:
i don't think i'll be giving up dwight. maybe. i have to make another sweep through my stuff. actually, yeah. i'll get rid of dwight. i have most of it ripped anyway. but i don't think you want it, and i don't want your ice cream.
the case of the telltale cellphone...
i have a little fan running by my head when i sleep. so instead of being awoken by random occurances of door slams, upstairs orgasms, drunken yelling on the street, or screeching tires... they all just blend into the steady hum of the fan.
but the weird thing is... i hear my cellphone in my fan. its like some...
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i have a little fan running by my head when i sleep. so instead of being awoken by random occurances of door slams, upstairs orgasms, drunken yelling on the street, or screeching tires... they all just blend into the steady hum of the fan.
but the weird thing is... i hear my cellphone in my fan. its like some...
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parks:
I love being woken up by phone calls while I'm sleeping, it makes me feel important &/or loved. They're not sleeping because they're thinking of me. That's probably not the case, but that's how it makes me feel.
pixie_punch:
you sleep with a fan too?!
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judas:
you're my hero.
toneski:
check your e-mail ghostface.
so last night i was riding home on my bike, jamming to my ipod (an activity that i reccomend to everyone,) when i heard a crash... and i looked back and saw that my cell phone fell out of my pocket.
then i felt and realized all my dope country music lyrics that i wrote that night also fell out during the ride. save for...
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then i felt and realized all my dope country music lyrics that i wrote that night also fell out during the ride.
save for... Read More
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billybillybilly:
You love me? Well, as is typical, I loved you FIRST. Bitch. I almost bought you a card, but was kinda broke at that point.
otoki:
I remember the Roby lim being pretty funny.
kelland:
That kind of frightens me.
charlatan:
Is he dancing or disagreeing? If he is the reaper I'm guessing he's saying "No way Jose!"
Jose:
Jose:
oh! and i remembered: 66crush=newnoisedoll
[Edited on May 08, 2005 10:54AM]