contrast

yesterday netflix sent me slacker (now out on dvd) and the special material disc for the clerks tenth anniversary edition, which includes a new documentary on how clerks was made.

what a great combination.

the early 90s were cool.

yeah, its true. deep down inside, i do despise the culturally illiiterate. some days i envy them, sometimes i defend them, but usually i just wish they'd die. and i'm not the smartest man in the world, but i try.

apathy is a valid response.

yeah, that's right.

so after about 4-5 hours of sleep, i wake up and my mind is racing and i can't get back to sleep.

i wonder if this is a normal thing? like i heard adults dont need as much sleep. maybe i'm an adult now.

or maybe its just stress. or odd sleeping schedules. i dunno.

maybe its not a big deal; i'm just personally used...
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want to see hot women?

go to the grocery store.

good lord.

one girl, i had to check out many times before i decided she wasn't scarlett johannson.

i've been working my ass off and living off of 4 hours of sleep and staring at a computer though tired and allergy-scratched eyes.

i think i'm about to make a change. a large jump with a small parachute. but i gotta do something.

its so nice out today. i wish i could just grab a book and bike down to the lake.

i guess...
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i turned seabiscuit into a milk biscuit and eat it on a wheat triscuit.
white is to stripes as durst is to bizkit.

holy shit, i'm good under pressure. when the deadline is NOW. otherwise, i kinda suck. i need to work on that.

if you were to literally shit a brick, that would be a shitty situation.
say you're sitting on the toilet, and you shit a brick. not only is this gonna do severe damage to your bunghole, when the brick drops there's a good chance that its gonna bust your toilet, and then you'd be sitting in a pile of shattered porcelin. bad times.
or, suppose...
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stop thinking about the past. regret is such a waste of time.

i need pants.

sounds like there'd be an easy solution to that, right? get some pants.

but i'm pants-dumb.

so last night around 7pm i'm sitting here thinking i'm gonna check the mail, maybe go grab something to eat, maybe get on the phone and see if anythings going on...

then i started working on some creative projects...

i didn't leave my chair till after...
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